Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: patwoods on May 10, 2011, 04:14:39 pm
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Hi guys,
with all the cups of coffee we get offered, have you ever really needed to go & you are 'nearly sure'! they are not in at this house so you eye your spot away from neighbours and then go......who has been caught out or nearly :o?
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definately been caught once. pretty sure been caught a few more times, but custys to polite to mention their disgust at their ferrel window cleaner! Its not a practice of mine to use custys gardens as a loo, but unfortunately i have the bladder of a little girl. no it wasnt a transplant i was born with it! ;D
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a pee's ok just dont be caught
aving a dump ;D ;D ;D
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I too have a weak bladder but when I've gotta go I go. Its either somewhere away from preying eyes or at the back of my van with doors open. Just turn hose on to make it look like your not having a pee.
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Never in someones garden, i dont agree with it, ive had people working with me and caught them and told them not to!
Its wrong sorry, wouldnt be happy if someone did it in my garden especially if theyve got kids.
Wrong.
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I knew custie was away on holidays, so was having a pee in gully under kitchen window and looked up to see her Mum at the kitchen window :o :o ??? ???
Turns out her Mum was house sitting...you should of seen me trying to look busy ;D ;D
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Their dogs poo in the garden, why shouldn't you?
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got caught out afew times avin a pee in someones hydraenger. and was a few yrs ago mind. winter day cold freezing and needed a poo so situation was i had to get to the house i cleaned and the only way was over next doors roof so over i go roof has a hole in it so me put me foot in aswell. looses me boot in the process. gets stuck in there bog. so climbs over bootless on one foot. needs to go quite urgent thought i could hold it in. asks the lady if i can use the toilet. no probs she sez. does me business and the toilet wont flush. so i flush 6 times nothing still floating it was so i had to leave her with it. did explain though. ;D
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Never the veg patch then!! ::) ;D
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A friend of mine was busting but the customer was in, so instead of asking to use her loo he thinks to himself that he will go when doing the windows above the extension, no problems as it will roll off the tiles and into the gutter. Anyway when he comes down the ladder the lady is standing by the down pipe of the gutter which flushes out to the patio, which is where his recent deposit now is.
Simon.
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;D ;D nice one mate lol
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I got caught in a customers garden by the previous customer. She had come home just after I had finished and came looking for me to pay, I stood round the side of the house having a pee when she found me.
She said, "do you want me to pay you now, or when you have finished?"
I finished and took the money, she thought it was funny.
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keep em coming mates got me in stiches here. ;D
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A friend of mine was busting but the customer was in, so instead of asking to use her loo he thinks to himself that he will go when doing the windows above the extension, no problems as it will roll off the tiles and into the gutter. Anyway when he comes down the ladder the lady is standing by the down pipe of the gutter which flushes out to the patio, which is where his recent deposit now is.
Simon.
Classic!!! ;D
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fabric conditioner bottle has a wide neck, portable loo for window cleaners! no jokes about it not being wide enough!
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I agree with the bottle in the back of van, and switch pump on or off when done to make it look legit.
Wasn,t there a clip on youtube a while back when the wc was caught and filmed by neighbour
ray
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I got caught in a customers garden by the previous customer. She had come home just after I had finished and came looking for me to pay, I stood round the side of the house having a pee when she found me.
She said, "do you want me to pay you now, or when you have finished?"
I finished and took the money, she thought it was funny.
And then there was the swimming pool incident!!!!! :o :o :o :o
;D ;D
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I got caught in a customers garden by the previous customer. She had come home just after I had finished and came looking for me to pay, I stood round the side of the house having a pee when she found me.
She said, "do you want me to pay you now, or when you have finished?"
I finished and took the money, she thought it was funny.
And then there was the swimming pool incident!!!!! :o :o :o :o
;D ;D
I wasn't caught short - it was purely revenge motivated. ;D
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i always pee in my customers grids round the back when i need to go unless they have a downstairs toilet.i make sure their not in though most of the time.never been caught in 17 years!! ;D ;D ;D
i would never dream of having a dump in someones garden.very unprofessional IMO. ;D ;D ;D ;D
WHATS THE PROBLEM?MOST CUSTIES HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR THEIR DOGS THAN THEY DO FOR WINDOW CLEANERS!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
dazmond
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carry a bottle in the van
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carry a bottle in the van
Just don't get it muddled up with your water bottle.
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carry a bottle in the van
Taxi drivers always carry a bottle.
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i have the bladder of a little girl.
That`d be nice with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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this should be as much a part of your kit as your wfp.....
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/poopbox.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/11/not-iphone-cardboard-toilet-doubles-as-a-sturdy-stool/&usg=__D91hYlbQq6Q2OZAvBhx6y9jxxzU=&h=302&w=540&sz=49&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=gLzD5GhHEko4VM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=188&ei=sqzJTZWFJ4Sy8QOYi7nNBg&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcardboard%2Btoilet%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ACAW%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D510%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=110&vpy=191&dur=312&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=135&ty=81&page=1&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
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sorry "crap" link follow the redirection its worth it ;D maybe someone who knows how to post pics can post it for me ;D
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if you can't pee at the kitchen window while smiling at the customer - yer not much of a window cleaner!! :'
::)
I'm the best!
usually the case once you've done your deed once , next time round you always get the urge 4x as strong. it's a mental learning thing!
ONLY JOKING OF COURSE !
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no your not...ive done it too ;D
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http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/11/not-iphone-cardboard-toilet-doubles-as-a-sturdy-stool/
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A flexible garden trug is what you should carry.
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over the last year iv noticed a really foul stink round the back of this house,put it down to bad drains. it has a sloping roof extension on the back that always has looked like greasey,slippy tiles,too slippy to walk on . Anyway ,last week i lean my ladder against the extension and go up to use a short pole. guess what the extension gutters full of ! i guess the old guy in the house has only been tipping his commode out the window onto the sloping roof :o
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over the last year iv noticed a really foul stink round the back of this house,put it down to bad drains. it has a sloping roof extension on the back that always has looked like greasey,slippy tiles,too slippy to walk on . Anyway ,last week i lean my ladder against the extension and go up to use a short pole. guess what the extension gutters full of ! i guess the old guy in the house has only been tipping his commode out the window onto the sloping roof :o
Give him a quote for a gutter clean, Bobby.
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over the last year iv noticed a really foul stink round the back of this house,put it down to bad drains. it has a sloping roof extension on the back that always has looked like greasey,slippy tiles,too slippy to walk on . Anyway ,last week i lean my ladder against the extension and go up to use a short pole. guess what the extension gutters full of ! i guess the old guy in the house has only been tipping his commode out the window onto the sloping roof :o
Give him a quote for a gutter clean, Bobby.
before i realized what is was,i was almost going to swipe it all along the gutter with my rag. jeeezus. thank christ i never walked that roof eh
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;D.
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Had a lad come for an interview - seen him cleaning in the town for years. When I called his ex boss to see if he was reliable etc was told he was a good cleaner, but customers often caught him peeing - which wasnt too bad, but the last straw was a customer returned home, went round the back of his house & found him squatting on the wheelie bin. Apparently she didn't appreciate it.
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Had a lad come for an interview - seen him cleaning in the town for years. When I called his ex boss to see if he was reliable etc was told he was a good cleaner, but customers often caught him peeing - which wasnt too bad, but the last straw was a customer returned home, went round the back of his house & found him squatting on the wheelie bin. Apparently she didn't appreciate it.
did you take him on ?
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Yes i did actually.
Read him the riot act before he started - told him it was completely unacceptable, but fitted a portapotti in the back of the van - with it being his job to empty it and clean it.
He worked hard, and was one of the best lads I have had.
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I had to lay a cable under one of my custards conifers about 10 years ago.
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i never have a customer not close to a mcdonalds. ;D
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but the last straw was a customer returned home, went round the back of his house & found him squatting on the wheelie bin.
That won`t do the tds of the water any good.
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Yes i did actually.
Read him the riot act before he started - told him it was completely unacceptable, but fitted a portapotti in the back of the van - with it being his job to empty it and clean it.
He worked hard, and was one of the best lads I have had.
thats good to hear ! as my main lad is a big pee"er and i am only just getting him under control. he now is in charge of a 2 gallon pee bottle but prefers alleyways . like your lad,mine works hard . i may buy a portaloo just like you did.
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Yes i did actually.
Read him the riot act before he started - told him it was completely unacceptable, but fitted a portapotti in the back of the van - with it being his job to empty it and clean it.
He worked hard, and was one of the best lads I have had.
thats good to hear ! as my main lad is a big pee"er and i am only just getting him under control. he now is in charge of a 2 gallon pee bottle but prefers alleyways . like your lad,mine works hard . i may buy a portaloo just like you did.
I hope he doesn`t let this new power go to his head.
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i never have a customer not close to a mcdonalds. ;D
how are jim and liz?