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Title: What aftershave do you wear to work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 08, 2011, 01:35:04 pm: With the warm weather here now, I was wondering what aftershave you wear to work?
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Post by: aztec on May 08, 2011, 02:04:08 pm: WTF!!!
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Post by: dave0123 on May 08, 2011, 02:24:30 pm: whats the warm weather got to do with aftershave? don't you mean deodorant lol?
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Post by: G Griffin on May 08, 2011, 02:40:35 pm: Quote from: sswc on May 08, 2011, 01:35:04 pm
With the warm weather here now, I was wondering what aftershave you wear to work?

I wear Eddie Large Pour Homme; it`s great and has a masculine smell, so it`s not for nancy boys.
It`s a big hit with the housewives too.
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Post by: H S and Son on May 08, 2011, 02:46:16 pm: Quote from: aztec on May 08, 2011, 02:04:08 pm
WTF!!!

;D ;D
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Post by: the bfg on May 08, 2011, 03:27:23 pm: Quote from: sswc on May 08, 2011, 01:35:04 pm
With the warm weather here now, I was wondering what aftershave you wear to work?

are you a hom ?
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Post by: scud on May 08, 2011, 03:37:36 pm: I don't wear any because I haven't caught the gay, I smell of real man and Brut Splash On when it is my birthday.
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Post by: Tom White on May 08, 2011, 03:39:01 pm: I once drank a bottle of Joop aftershave in a tight spot. Unlike the mouthwash, that really did make me spew. But all the shops were closed at 4.00 am and I was still thirsty, having ran out of booze and I mustn't have had any mouthwash handy. ;D

My breath used to smell a lot nicer back in those days, at certain times, I guess!

But I'll stick a quick splash of aftershave on in the morning though; Wor Lass says she likes a man who smells nice. However, I think she means 'other men', 'cos she's still ratty with me in the morning even when I smell nice. ??? ;D
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Post by: jonboywalton75 on May 08, 2011, 03:53:43 pm: Blackboard,s delight or London gentleman
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Post by: g newton on May 08, 2011, 04:08:31 pm: high karate around the gomads
makes me work a tad faster specially when ive had a trim and edge
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Post by: Tom White on May 08, 2011, 04:10:11 pm: Quote from: g newton on May 08, 2011, 04:08:31 pm
high karate around the gomads
makes me work a tad faster specially when ive had a trim and edge
;D
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Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 08, 2011, 04:24:24 pm: Quote from: dave0123 on May 08, 2011, 02:24:30 pm
whats the warm weather got to do with aftershave? don't you mean deodorant lol?

Hadn't thought of deodorant. I tend to chuck on anything lying around, under the armpits etc.
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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 08, 2011, 04:40:51 pm: brut and also stick it in the water mate. ;D
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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 08, 2011, 04:53:38 pm: Quote from: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 08, 2011, 04:40:51 pm
brut and also stick it in the water mate. ;D

He's a big fibber - never wears aftershave ;D
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Post by: jonboywalton75 on May 08, 2011, 05:04:12 pm: I think our custies expect us to smelL of BO & :D DOG POO ???
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Post by: G Griffin on May 08, 2011, 05:23:17 pm: Quote from: jonboywalton75 on May 08, 2011, 05:04:12 pm
I think our custies expect us to smelL of BO & :D DOG POO ???

Best not disappoint them then. And remember- the customer is always right.
So don`t wash and smear a poodle bomb under each armpit. Those white logs that have been discontinued were rubbish for that though- too crumbly.
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Post by: Tom White on May 08, 2011, 05:27:53 pm: Quote from: G Griffin on May 08, 2011, 05:23:17 pm
and smear a poodle bomb under each armpit.

Poodle bomb? Don't you mean a dog egg? ???
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Post by: G Griffin on May 08, 2011, 05:30:45 pm: Quote from: Tosh on May 08, 2011, 05:27:53 pm
Quote from: G Griffin on May 08, 2011, 05:23:17 pm
and smear a poodle bomb under each armpit.

Poodle bomb? Don't you mean a dog egg? ???

Dog egg ;D. Yeah, that`s `um.
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Post by: Nameless Drudge on May 08, 2011, 05:39:44 pm: I reckon if you smell horrible then the customers wont want to chat too long and it will solidify their belief that you are poor and come from a lower social class than them,this means you can slowly increase the price as they are happy paying to feel briefly superior to at least someone on a regular basis.Just remember never to speak to them as if you were their equal though you might get away with it a couple of times due to your unpleasant aroma.
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Post by: H S and Son on May 08, 2011, 08:38:58 pm: Quote from: jonboywalton75 on May 08, 2011, 05:04:12 pm
I think our custies expect us to smelL of BO & :D DOG POO ???

Thats why he's asking.
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Post by: DaveG on May 08, 2011, 08:57:13 pm: Every morning I just sprinkle myself with breadcrumbs...

The birds love it
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Post by: the bfg on May 08, 2011, 09:06:31 pm: Quote from: H2ose™ on May 08, 2011, 08:57:13 pm
Every morning I just sprinkle myself with breadcrumbs...

The birds love it

;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Matthew JN on May 09, 2011, 09:08:46 am: OLD SPICE - ITS THE MARK OF A MAN ;D
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 09, 2011, 01:12:58 pm: Sex panther by Odeon, Made with bits of real panther its hard to get hold of so generally wear London gentleman or Blackbeards delight. :-*
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Post by: jonboywalton75 on May 09, 2011, 01:56:43 pm: Cleancare, is ur name Ron? ;D
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Post by: Klean07 on May 09, 2011, 04:15:15 pm: If I do wear it then its the crap stuff that people have bought me for xmas etc. I only ever wear it though if I'm going to a tasty womans house. You never know she may ask me in for coffee etc. ::)
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 09, 2011, 09:17:56 pm: Quote from: jonboywalton75 on May 09, 2011, 01:56:43 pm
Cleancare, is ur name Ron? ;D

Sure is ;D people know me....Im kind of a big deal 8) ;D
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Post by: jonboywalton75 on May 10, 2011, 10:56:58 am: You,ve got an incredible heiniiii ;)