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Title: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 07, 2011, 11:52:08 am
I'm trying it this week just gone, and found I cleaned up to 20% more windows that when i just drink coffee.
(http://www.britstore.co.uk/photos/Plj_Lemon_Juice_Original_Sharp_500ml.jpg)
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: windiewasher on May 07, 2011, 01:40:45 pm
A few cans or pints  of lager help me work quicker
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Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on May 07, 2011, 02:00:11 pm
Ha a plant for a drinks manufacturer!
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on May 07, 2011, 02:20:59 pm
What is it - looks like a alcho pop to me ? coffee doesnt work for me any more ... probably because i drink so much of it
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Post by: groundhog on May 07, 2011, 02:35:22 pm
Water is all you need guys, to keep you going and keep you you healthy!!!!!!!!!  :)
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Post by: dave0123 on May 07, 2011, 02:38:45 pm
what is it? looks like mouth wash
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Post by: Tom White on May 07, 2011, 03:03:39 pm
what is it? looks like mouth wash

Don't drink mouthwash.  I've downed a fair bit in a tight spot, it's got an alcohol content, but it broke me out in rashes and itchy dry skin all over my back which wouldn't clear up for months.

You have been warned!
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 07, 2011, 03:31:07 pm
C'mon, you'd throw up at the first swallow of mouthwash!

This PLJ I haven't seen in thirty years 'til I was in Morrisons the other day/  Just had to buy some.  Sure makes you wince.
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Tom White on May 07, 2011, 03:40:18 pm
C'mon, you'd throw up at the first swallow of mouthwash!


Only if you're a gurl!
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 07, 2011, 03:46:23 pm
Of all the stories I've read of alcoholism, yours is the only one where I heard of anyone drinking mouthwash.
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Tom White on May 07, 2011, 03:50:21 pm
Of all the stories I've read of alcoholism, yours is the only one where I heard of anyone drinking mouthwash.

Give it a few years, you'll be drinking it!  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: bobby p on May 07, 2011, 03:56:18 pm
i jus fired my second worker, drunk sitting on the pavement when sposed to be leafletting.  i now  feel giddy from breathing his stale alcohol breath , hes another who "talked the talk" but cannot "walk the walk "
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 07, 2011, 04:25:17 pm
 :D
Of all the stories I've read of alcoholism, yours is the only one where I heard of anyone drinking mouthwash.

Give it a few years, you'll be drinking it!  ;D ;)
:D
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Johnny B on May 07, 2011, 09:52:38 pm
I find that Lucozade does it for me. I am the slowest window cleaner I know, but once the old Luco has kicked in, I find I can do a 3 bedroom house in less than an hour!  ;D

John.
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 07, 2011, 10:08:37 pm
Less than an hour? ! 

What you like on Red Bull? !
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Post by: simonr on May 07, 2011, 10:19:11 pm
Of all the stories I've read of alcoholism, yours is the only one where I heard of anyone drinking mouthwash.
keith chegwin used to neck mouthwash when he was on the drink badly n needed a pep up before he went on telly
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Ian Lancaster on May 07, 2011, 10:30:55 pm
C'mon, you'd throw up at the first swallow of mouthwash!

This PLJ I haven't seen in thirty years 'til I was in Morrisons the other day/  Just had to buy some.  Sure makes you wince.

If it's the same stuff, it stands for Pure Lemon Juice - you some sort of masochist?
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 08, 2011, 08:25:20 am
C'mon, you'd throw up at the first swallow of mouthwash!

This PLJ I haven't seen in thirty years 'til I was in Morrisons the other day/  Just had to buy some.  Sure makes you wince.

If it's the same stuff, it stands for Pure Lemon Juice - you some sort of masochist?

You know it?

MMmmm, splash it all over!
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: sandy on May 08, 2011, 08:38:01 am
u could try buckfast in glasgow it makes you 200% harder and u can fight for ten times longer and it is also has special healing powers where you feel no pain at all till you wake up

i can asure u that if you use this for cleaning windows your customers will not critise ur work and will pay up right away but try not to break the glass when kicking the door in
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Post by: K.J.M on May 08, 2011, 11:21:51 am
u could try buckfast in glasgow it makes you 200% harder and u can fight for ten times longer and it is also has special healing powers where you feel no pain at all till you wake up

i can asure u that if you use this for cleaning windows your customers will not critise ur work and will pay up right away but try not to break the glass when kicking the door in


 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Johnny B on May 08, 2011, 12:14:39 pm
Less than an hour? ! 

What you like on Red Bull? !

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

John.
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Post by: combat1 on May 08, 2011, 01:16:49 pm
a drink called v in green tins does it for me! got guarana in it which is magic stuff!
Re mouthwash we had an Quartermaster who drank the spirit off the top of brasso cans in the stores, sent him mental, and the brasso was rubbish after he'd been at it!
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 08, 2011, 01:34:15 pm
Wasn't there a video clip of Keith Chegwin at rock bottom sitting at the side of the Thames many years ago?  Someone was interviewing him.
Title: Re: Does this drink help you concentrate at work?
Post by: G Griffin on May 08, 2011, 02:42:26 pm
Wasn't there a video clip of Keith Chegwin at rock bottom sitting at the side of the Thames many years ago?  Someone was interviewing him.

Was he leafletting for Bobby P at the time?