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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: the bfg on May 06, 2011, 08:31:47 pm

Title: OUCH
Post by: the bfg on May 06, 2011, 08:31:47 pm
Cleaning a house today and chatting to custy at back while working,  anyway as I was doing round the side she comes round from the vack and says quick come and see this ?

went back round the back to find a mark on top window I had just cleaned and a poopehawk ( starling )  laying in a dead like posistion on the floor.

the lady said she heard a loud thump and seen the bird hit the ground.     I picked it up and it started to move so we gave it 10 mins and then let it go and off it flew.

custy so so pleased it was able to fly away and thnked me with a nice cuppa and a roast beef salad sandwich so everyone was a winner  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: OUCH
Post by: Blackbushe Windows on May 06, 2011, 08:39:48 pm
They often live - amazingly.
Title: Re: OUCH
Post by: C A Payne on May 06, 2011, 08:51:14 pm
was cleaning windows for a mate some 20yrs ago, i went one way around the house, he went the other way to meet in the middle. custy went in to make a cuppa, she came round with my cup & we did'nt meet in the middle? went back to the van where my mate was sittiing in the vehicle, he looked like a bag of poo! i said what happened? he said, i get caught short & had to dump " quickly" custy approached him with a cuppa as he was squatting. poo & tea everywhere.. my mates parting words were: 'i think we've lost this one! ;D ;D    
Title: Re: OUCH
Post by: andyM on May 06, 2011, 08:58:29 pm
Quote from: C A Payne on May 06, 2011, 08:51:14 pm
was cleaning windows for a mate some 20yrs ago, i went one way around the house, he went the other way to meet in the middle. custy went in to make a cuppa, she came round with my cup & we did'nt meet in the middle? went back to the van where my mate was sittiing in the vehicle, he looked like a bag of poo! i said what happened? he said, i get caught short & had to dump " quickly" custy approached him with a cuppa as he was squatting. poo & tea everywhere.. my mates parting words were: 'i think we've lost this one! ;D ;D    

One lump or two?  :D
Title: Re: OUCH
Post by: C A Payne on May 06, 2011, 09:04:54 pm
it was more of a splatter :-[
Title: Re: OUCH
Post by: sunshine windows on May 06, 2011, 10:06:18 pm
Did you charge her extra for having to reclean the window that the bird flew into. ;D
Title: Re: OUCH
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 06, 2011, 10:11:40 pm
Quote from: C A Payne on May 06, 2011, 09:04:54 pm
it was more of a splatter :-[


thats what he  ment when he said it was a crap job