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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: andyM on May 06, 2011, 03:23:23 pm

Title: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: andyM on May 06, 2011, 03:23:23 pm
A while ago I was cleaning a sun lounge on a warm day while the custie was reclining in the chair relaxing. I cleaned all the glass and then the door which was slightly open.
Because the custie was there I just wanted to quickly get done and get out of there.
On my final stroke while cleaning the bottom of the door I heard a clunk and a small piece of plastic fell on the floor.
I gingerly looked around red faced to see the custie had not noticed this happen and was still laying there with her eyes closed.   :o
Dilemma: Do I pick the plastic thingy up and hastily perform a repair with the chance that the custie might see what I am doing?
Or should I hide the evidence?
Without hesitation I bent down and performed a magic trick that Paul Daniels would of been proud of and left with the offending object hidden in my pocket!  ;)
To this day nothing has ever been mentioned of that fateful day by the custie  :D
Well a similar thing happened again today.
I was cleaning a bay window at the front of a house which had an "inconveniently" positioned outside light on the wall.
Just as I moved the brush from side to side it clonked the side of the light and a small cylinderical piece fell off on to the floor   :o
I couldn't be bothered to perform a repair so I picked the piece up and lobbed it into a flowerbed   ;)
I was wearing gloves so there's no finger prints if they try to pin it on me  :D
So is honesty always the best policy?
Or is it a case of "What they don't know can't hurt 'em!"  ;D
Am I the only one that this happens to? ???

 
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: cleaners are us on May 06, 2011, 03:53:02 pm
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The Village Idiot

no but by your screen name we no why u did not tell the Customer
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: James Leet on May 06, 2011, 05:31:02 pm
Ask Jason Mawlam ;)
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 06, 2011, 06:19:09 pm
will it bother you if you dont fess up mate.
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: edward1 on May 06, 2011, 06:37:12 pm
you are cunning  like a fox
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 06, 2011, 06:46:46 pm
BET YOU HE HAD A LOAD OF SUPERGLUE IN THE BACK OF THE VAN. ACCIDENT PRONE OR WHAT.
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: LWC on May 06, 2011, 07:51:18 pm
Ive done a few to, knocking the ends off the ledges is a favourite, pain when theyre upstairs!

What about clonking car with end of pole by accident, im a master at it now, dont whip your head round to look, look slowly across the road then move eyes  ;D
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 08, 2011, 04:29:23 pm
heres me preaching again yesterday facia clean and connie roof. knocked the brading by the finial off the top of the connie and decided to hide the evidence in the carquick just in case. the lone behold 10 mins later at another house gutter clean the bracket bust off. did the same so the answer to the question is if you can get away with it do it.
Title: Re: Is honesty always the best policy?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 08, 2011, 04:34:25 pm
A customer's purse fell off the kitchen work surface one day - and it fell into my pocket.

I kept quiet about it as I thought I would get in trouble if I said what happened.

I had a good meal on that windfall.