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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: richy27 on April 19, 2011, 06:28:34 pm

Title: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: richy27 on April 19, 2011, 06:28:34 pm
Thought someone as pulling my leg but it is a genuine enquiry.

1 st email read

Dear Sirs,
 
We own a large 10 bedroomed Victorian Property, on the outskirts of XXXXXXX.
 
We have finally managed to find a carpet cleaning company that doesn't have a problem, with our way of life, and is willing to take on the work needed.
 
Before I go any further, most of this property is used for Bed & Breakfast, our guests, like us are Naturalists, there wouldn't be any guests around at the time of cleaning, but we would be.
 
I noticed by your web-site you offer leather cleaning and hard surface cleaning as a service, in each bedroom their is two leather chairs, the lounge and drawing room have leather chesterfields, with further leather chairs selected around the property.
 
We have tiled floors throughout the property, which we would also liked to be deep cleaned.
 
If our way of life wouldn't offend you or your company, and you would be willing to undertake our cleaning tasks, please let me know,
 
Kind regards
 
 
Mr *****


My reply was

Dear Mr ****

If you could provide me with a little more information on the hard floor eg  area in m2 and the type of flooring and how many pieces of leather furniture you would like cleaned and the sizes in seats.

regards

Richard


AAt this point i had no idea on what was coming next


the response



Richard,
 
I will try and sort out the information you need within the next day or so.
 
We actually have limited time to get all this cleaned, we are full over the Easter and Royal wedding period.
 
The two days we need the work carried out in are Wednesday 4th & Thursday 5th May, as we are full again over the weekend commencing 6th May.
 
How would you be fixed for these dates?
 
The carpet cleaners have asked to stay over on the 4th, so they can work later that day and start early the next morning, this of course would be available for you, should you so wish to, we would of course provide an evening meal, and the use of the pool, gym etc.
 
I feel I should be fair with the carpet cleaners, as they have been booked first, if they have a problem working on the same days as another local company, especially as they have agreed to honour our way and clean naked, then I will of course have to re-look at things.
 
We are a very loyal organisation.
 
Regards
 
XXXXXX



my response

I am afraid i am fully booked those days

regards

Richard


I am not shy but i am not cleaning in the buff



its made me chuckle all day

thinking there is alocal cc firm who needs work that much they will clean naked



googled the b and b and it exists not a joke
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: David_Annable on April 19, 2011, 06:34:01 pm
Hi

I can think of a few people i'd like to see naked & none of them are Carpet Cleaners.

Dave
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 19, 2011, 06:36:13 pm
You need Ken Wainwright he has been known to ....

Shaun
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: richy27 on April 19, 2011, 06:37:53 pm
willing to sub the job out if anyone is keen
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Len Gribble on April 19, 2011, 06:38:45 pm
Can’t see it being a problem if the price is right any way Ken always wore marigolds (got a picture some were)
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Len Gribble on April 19, 2011, 06:40:31 pm
Found it sorry Ken ;) ;D
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Dennis on April 19, 2011, 06:42:12 pm
Bet it's still a wind up, they call themselves naturists not naturalists so should know that.
I know because Health & Efficiency magazine was required reading when I was a teenager.  ;D



Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: David_Annable on April 19, 2011, 06:54:35 pm
Hi

Sound more like swingers!

Dave
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: steven Banks on April 19, 2011, 07:21:05 pm
Found it sorry Ken ;) ;D

 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: diamond on April 19, 2011, 07:54:25 pm
Feckin dynamite
Too many strong chemicals kickin about for Mr Winkie to be involved in.
Priceless
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Len Gribble on April 19, 2011, 07:57:59 pm
Devon is a bit too far

It’s all about earning a crust and not vanity (come on the things we find in our line of work  :o you take it with a pinch of salt don’t you ;))
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Colin Day on April 19, 2011, 08:23:33 pm
Sometimes an email or phone call makes you think.... "Is this the Phone Jacker or Robin Cooper?" (Time Waster's Letters)

Like a phone call a while back from Dominoes Pizza, asking if I'd do oven cleans in Liverpool, with further possible work nation-wide sounded like a fantastic opportunity, until the guy said his name was Mr Mario.... ;D
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: nevil on April 19, 2011, 08:27:05 pm
That's a classic Richard. I can assure you  you all I am not the guy cleaning the carpets. I really don't  know what I would say to an enquiry like that but it doesn't surprise me. There are some whacky folks in this part of the country.
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Carpet Dawg on April 19, 2011, 08:45:26 pm
Give it a go!  What doesn't kill you makes you stronger  :)
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Colin Day on April 19, 2011, 08:49:13 pm
I thought you farmer boys were into that sort of thing... There's one round here who drives around in his tractor with suspenders and stockings apparently.... ;D

Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: garybristow on April 19, 2011, 09:09:57 pm
Get a drop of powerburst on your broach & earings you ll know all about it ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: richy27 on April 19, 2011, 09:11:37 pm
I thought you farmer boys were into that sort of thing... There's one round here who drives around in his tractor with suspenders and stockings apparently.... ;D



does not surprise e colin it is cornwall after all
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 19, 2011, 09:13:42 pm
What scares me is that Len has this picture in his favourites :o

Shaun
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Colin Day on April 19, 2011, 09:35:51 pm
I thought you farmer boys were into that sort of thing... There's one round here who drives around in his tractor with suspenders and stockings apparently.... ;D



does not surprise e colin it is cornwall after all

Maybe that's why we aren't leaving.....  Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: VOGUE CARPET CARE on April 19, 2011, 09:54:33 pm
Hello,
I could be interested in the job,i have never cleaned in the raw before!,please forward me details it could be interesting.
                                Regards
                                 Vince (Vogue Carpet Care)
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on April 19, 2011, 10:38:23 pm
Brings a whole new meaning to "buffing" ;D :o ;D

Rog
Title: Re: the strangest email enquiry just got me in stitches
Post by: VOGUE CARPET CARE on April 20, 2011, 06:41:20 pm

Hi

Sound more like swingers!

Dave
[/quote]All the better!