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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: MJHolmes on March 28, 2011, 09:03:55 pm

Title: This is a Hard One
Post by: MJHolmes on March 28, 2011, 09:03:55 pm
Hi Fellow window cleaners....

I wanted to fined out what your feelings are about, getting customers in other windys areas. When someone says that is his/her's patch, What does he/her's mean by this....does it mean he or she owns all the houses on that road even tho  they havent got them all????...What if that customer doesnt want that window cleaner but you instead...What would you do.

I feel that this is the worst thing about window cleaning....Me personal if i did 25 house on a road of 50 and someone else took 10 of them of my road i wouldnt be ped of with them id be psoff with my self for not getting them....

KCL


Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on March 28, 2011, 09:14:25 pm
Ask yourself one question:  Do you want to find a horse's head in your bed?
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: MJHolmes on March 28, 2011, 09:16:46 pm
What do you mean ??
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Dave66 on March 28, 2011, 09:20:48 pm
godfather windys  ;D ;D
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: MJHolmes on March 28, 2011, 09:24:33 pm
godfather???????
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on March 28, 2011, 09:28:06 pm
The man with big cheeks.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on March 28, 2011, 09:29:40 pm
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Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: G Griffin on March 28, 2011, 09:31:14 pm
Keep Clean Leyland, sleeps with the fishes.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: H S and Son on March 28, 2011, 09:34:47 pm
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Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: bumper on March 28, 2011, 09:40:40 pm
Anybody goes on my patch ill cut your hose, bite your ankles pinch your ladders Urinate in your bucket,go round after you clean windows and sling mud on your windows,phone the police saying there is travellers in our street saying they will clean my windows for £5 when you clean them you want £50.thats just for staters ;D
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: MJHolmes on March 28, 2011, 09:43:21 pm
What if that customer doesnt want you.....?
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on March 28, 2011, 09:44:02 pm
Cut the hose: how I can but dream of wreaking such havoc.  It's hard enough cutting barbed wire with shrapnel.  A real art.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on March 28, 2011, 09:45:58 pm
What if that customer doesnt want you.....?

Nobody WANTS you.  You're a convenience.  You look good... for now.  Get your foot in the door and you're good to go for a few years with the weak/uncertain ones, and you'll find happiness too.

Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: MJHolmes on March 28, 2011, 09:53:51 pm
Your funny
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on March 28, 2011, 09:55:34 pm
Your funny

Tosh says that, sometimes.

I like to think I'm accurate.

Apart from being wide of the mark, which can happen.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 28, 2011, 10:15:41 pm
Here's how I play it ...

There I am all nonchalant like, splashing away and the mobile goes and it's Mrs. Lady who asks if I'll quote to clean her windows. If it's close enough I'll tool along and (wait for it) quote for cleaning her windows!

Do I check if there's another windy nearby? No. (there's bound to be really isn't that so?) What I do do is focus on the custy and smoke out if she is likely to be a PITA or a dream custie (usually somewhere inbetween). If it's worth a punt I'll do it on my terms.

99/100 the thought of another windy being about doesn't cross my mind.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: mci services on March 28, 2011, 10:19:21 pm
Here's how I play it ...

There I am all nonchalant like, splashing away and the mobile goes and it's Mrs. Lady who asks if I'll quote to clean her windows. If it's close enough I'll tool along and (wait for it) quote for cleaning her windows!

Do I check if there's another windy nearby? No. (there's bound to be really isn't that so?) What I do do is focus on the custy and smoke out if she is likely to be a PITA or a dream custie (usually somewhere inbetween). If it's worth a punt I'll do it on my terms.

99/100 the thought of another windy being about doesn't cross my mind.

Yep that about sums it up for me, except I phone Stan first to make sure it isn't one of his ;D
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: lcwalker on March 28, 2011, 11:13:16 pm
I go out leaflettiing for jobs if i get some, what ever area i have delivered i do them if someone else does a house near to where i live fair play to them for getting there before me,like the author of this article said id just be annoyed with myself for not getting there first.
Nobody owns any street or estate in this business it's just what you can get, i was delivering leaflets a week or so ago and this bloke came out and said you wont be getting a call from me there is a a reliable w/c comes around here, ive got one job from there and another to quote theres gaps in areas everywhere, it just finding them.

IMO the best part is building your own round not buying one or renting one building from scratch is the way.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on March 29, 2011, 07:48:28 am
patched are so 1930's when windys walked and biked around, if anyone tells you different send them to me! ;)
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on March 29, 2011, 07:49:47 am
unless its stan the man! he owns the streets he works on! i still cant figure out why he works on the tools when he obviously is a very very rich man!  ;D
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: sf on March 29, 2011, 08:08:18 am
no such thing as another windys patch as far as im concerned. would another windy worry about cleaning on ur patch,i think not.
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: Richardsons Clean on March 29, 2011, 06:12:09 pm
ive had a local windy this year ringin me up.what u doin puttin leaflets in me doors.said didnt know they were ur custies.well u know now he said.told him its a free enterprise and i wouldnt have put em through if id known they were urs,blah blah still got me knees  ;D(how do u know who does where ???)
Title: Re: This is a Hard One
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on March 29, 2011, 10:58:54 pm
ive had a local windy this year ringin me up.what u doin puttin leaflets in me doors.said didnt know they were ur custies.well u know now he said.told him its a free enterprise and i wouldnt have put em through if id known they were urs,blah blah still got me knees  ;D(how do u know who does where ???)

just say, "do you want a f**ing fight about it pal?" or "ef off and mind your own business you cheeky c**t"