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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: mlscontractcleaner on March 28, 2011, 12:26:25 pm

Title: New work; should I tell the wife???
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 28, 2011, 12:26:25 pm
Just picked up a new fortnightly clean; a local massage parlour. Should I tell the wife lol?????
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Post by: RO-Sheen on March 28, 2011, 12:37:29 pm
hahaahaha.............love it! If you ask them nicely will they do a wfp dance for you?
Title: Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
Post by: scud on March 28, 2011, 02:58:05 pm
  I do a lady who has a "massage" service from her home.

  Have you done it on an exchange of services deal too? ;D
Title: Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
Post by: windowcleaninginessex.co.uk on March 28, 2011, 04:03:09 pm
Depends whether they are paying cash or paying in kindness..
Darren
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Post by: perfectpanesplymouth on March 28, 2011, 04:43:03 pm
T!ts and hand shandy is it Ivor? lol ;D ;D
Title: Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 28, 2011, 06:31:05 pm
Lads you are soooo smutty; thought like that never even crossed my mind; honest ;)
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Post by: Pole 2 Pole on March 28, 2011, 07:30:57 pm
She must have seen you coming  :)
Title: Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on March 28, 2011, 07:58:03 pm
Just picked up a new fortnightly clean; a local massage parlour. Should I tell the wife lol?????

Roll on xmas dude, -tips from the local knocking shop!!!!! ;D
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Post by: newbroom on March 28, 2011, 08:42:41 pm
You never know you might a week in hand
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Post by: H S and Son on March 28, 2011, 08:54:24 pm
I used to clean the windows for a sports masseur, in the end she used to give me a massage and I'd clean her windows. It was all clean  :P
Title: Re: New work; should I tell the wife???
Post by: richard jagger on March 29, 2011, 06:41:40 am
How would you pay tax on the this type of transaction or would you pay that in kind as well and tell to get fff tooo.
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on March 29, 2011, 06:45:19 am
Will that one go on the list for potential custys  who want to know who else you clean ;D   ??
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Post by: P @ F on March 29, 2011, 09:13:59 am
MLS , Which one is it , i feel i may need to undercut you !

I got a long pole you can borrow for the job PEEWEE  ;D ;D ;D

Rich
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Post by: George P on March 29, 2011, 02:18:13 pm
tell the wife - what if she already works in there ;D ;D
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Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 29, 2011, 03:00:48 pm
No chance of that, she wont want to work in the same place as my mum!!!!
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Post by: George P on March 29, 2011, 04:57:43 pm
No chance of that, she wont want to work in the same place as my mum!!!!

;D ;D
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Post by: simon w on March 29, 2011, 07:16:42 pm
We used to clean the windows at a Bristol Lap Dancing club all external windows the internal mirrors and scrim the pole dancing poles  :P

Great job because they were usually doing auditions whilst we were there  :o

But had to let it go in the end because the management were unreliable about opening the club during the day, so often it was hard to keep to a schedule also chasing payment for our invoices too often.