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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: SherwoodCleaningSe on March 25, 2011, 08:57:18 pm

Title: Killer leaflet
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on March 25, 2011, 08:57:18 pm
How's this for a leaflet.  A couple of fellow windys had it put through their doors.

Simon.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: windowcleaninginessex.co.uk on March 25, 2011, 09:03:57 pm
I think I will book them to do my whole round, and still earn a living with my feet up..............

Darren
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: brianbarber on March 25, 2011, 09:10:00 pm
Satchi & Satchi look out!


Mr B
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: JSMC on March 25, 2011, 09:21:31 pm
up here 4-5 quid is normal for run o the mill house in scotland i'm afraid. my mums is 4 bed council house either 3.50 or 4 quid.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Richard iSparkle on March 25, 2011, 09:38:17 pm
How's this for a leaflet.  A couple of fellow windys had it put through their doors.

Simon.

what idiots!   ??? ???
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Steve Sed on March 25, 2011, 10:07:24 pm
He can't even spell his own name.. DarrEn.  ;D ::)
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: zimzam on March 26, 2011, 12:52:56 am
He can't even spell his own name.. DarrEn.  ;D ::)

 ::)

Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: G Griffin on March 26, 2011, 12:57:39 am
How's this for a leaflet.  A couple of fellow windys had it put through their doors.

Simon.

what idiots!   ??? ???

They can`t help what comes through their doors.
And I think Darran deserves a bit of credit for the little plants in front of the windows on his leaflets.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Darranvps on March 26, 2011, 05:59:21 am
He can't even spell his own name.. DarrEn.  ;D ::)

Mine is DarrAn also but the leaflets nowt to do with me
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: cozy on March 26, 2011, 08:16:28 am
Why not employ him to clean all your work at 4 quid a pop? Come on guys!!! 8) ;D
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: the bfg on March 26, 2011, 08:25:34 am
I got him to do mine and as it was a 1st visit he knocked a pound off,  he even did my large conny roof bless him as it took him 4 hours and he only charged me NINE BOB  ;D ;D ;D


I did feel I ought to give him more but I suddenly remembered what the leaflet said

why pay more
when you can pay less



already booked him again for next year  ;D
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Wc Solutions on March 26, 2011, 08:30:25 am
by the time he pays for good insurance he would prob break even!

lovely flyer! :P

is that 170gsm gloss?  :P ::)

£4! i wouldnt even do a front for that!
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Slash on March 26, 2011, 08:37:02 am
£1.00 off first cleans....WTF,is this a wind up,if so a bit early for April fools ;D
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: bad trippy on March 26, 2011, 08:50:02 am
He can come and work for me for £4 a pop
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Scrimble on March 26, 2011, 09:43:50 am
haahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Ian101 on March 26, 2011, 09:55:21 am
In fairness to the lad hes getting off his a rse to find work ... hope hes not in Vinces area though  ;D
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Tom White on March 26, 2011, 10:30:14 am
I had some plonker put a flyer through a customers letter box with £7 written on the front of it.

I charge £22 for this property!  ???

Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on March 26, 2011, 12:14:18 pm
Just so you guys know this guy dropped a load of leaflets a year ago and picked up work and has been doing it for a year, this leaflet was obviously aimed to get more work.  How he manages to make a living is beyond me, benefits and dole spring to mind.

Simon.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: bumper on March 26, 2011, 12:31:25 pm
bumper comes to mind, must be on some kind of benefits dornt think hes register  Self-Employed to taxman, just going to give taxman a ring and  register  him. ;D
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: richard jagger on March 26, 2011, 08:31:34 pm
At 4 quid a pop he will never pay taxes remember he has to earn 6000 to pay tax.
Its no wonder folks think we windies are brainless.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: niceandclean on March 27, 2011, 09:26:53 pm
Friend from Ipswich just sent me this.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: mci services on March 27, 2011, 09:54:13 pm
I know you all laugh at the first leaflet as being cheap and nasty looking, but I did really well building a round up with just a cheap and nasty leaflet. ok £4 seems low but he may be targeting small 2 bed terraced and the like and you can rattle through 5 or 6 per hour if not more once up to speed, so he can make a decent living at them prices, and if it is bigger property's he will learn the hard way and put up the prices.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: bobby p on March 27, 2011, 10:13:44 pm
Friend from Ipswich just sent me this.
one of my customers showed me one of those   and i have seen their van driving in ips , a big newish tranny  it is  .but never seen them cleaning
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: niceandclean on March 27, 2011, 10:16:31 pm
Hot water as well.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: David Kent @ KentKleen on March 27, 2011, 10:26:05 pm
They might just be cleaning the glass ???? not frames doors etc!! Sounds about right for 'UP NORTH' but ipswich???????
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: niceandclean on March 27, 2011, 10:29:44 pm
You may be right, then they try and upsell.
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: bobby p on March 27, 2011, 10:34:49 pm
the tranny has 3 sets of ladders on its roof,all biggish long sized.  i bleve i saw the man  looking at a clipboard in the tranny as i went into a co-op to buy food last december .   
Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: Smudger on March 27, 2011, 10:40:01 pm
Bobby P - isnt their van currently on ebay ? - could be wrong so appogises if incorrect.

Everyone had to start somewhere, they will either pack up or slowly build up and work on getting the pricing right.

i find it hard to comprihend a quote  of £5 for a house + conny  as you would not price a 4/5 bed detached at this ???


ok for large estates i suppose


DarrAn..........................

or is it................

Darren  or  Darrin   or Darin  or Daren or even Daran   but not   Duran Duran  8)



Title: Re: Killer leaflet
Post by: bobby p on March 27, 2011, 10:54:31 pm
i havent looked on ebay, but from memory its a grey blue tranny (not high roof) and i saw it always driving round edge of town (not on the council bits)and it looked very commercial(big ladders) .  at those prices on that leaflet theyd have easily raked in work but if the prices were only a sprat to catch a mackerel  it then would take a very smooth talker to convert up .