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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Mike_G on March 08, 2011, 07:17:34 pm

Title: More Confessions
Post by: Mike_G on March 08, 2011, 07:17:34 pm
Not a sight I wanted to see but my first house of the day on Monday and as I'm setting up the pole for the conservatory roof I notice the customers son playing on the wii, my first thoughts were he must be going for a world record shaking the remote like that, sadly as I got closer I realised it was not the wii remote he hand in his hand but his (careful what I say now or I'll be banned) manhood, why oh why didn't they have a daughter!
Title: Re: More Confessions
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 08, 2011, 07:19:17 pm
So, two of you were playing with your poles ;)
Title: Re: More Confessions
Post by: Mike_G on March 08, 2011, 07:19:49 pm
So, two of you were playing with your poles ;)

Mine was much bigger ;D
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Post by: richard jagger on March 08, 2011, 08:03:54 pm
Poor little bugger will be blind soon.
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Post by: awcs on March 08, 2011, 08:05:58 pm
if he goes blind you could always skip his bedroom window
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Post by: DaveG on March 08, 2011, 08:14:22 pm
Poor little bugger will be blind soon.


im over here  ;D
Title: Re: More Confessions
Post by: bobplum on March 08, 2011, 08:55:40 pm
Not a sight I wanted to see but my first house of the day on Monday and as I'm setting up the pole for the conservatory roof I notice the customers son playing on the wii, my first thoughts were he must be going for a world record shaking the remote like that, sadly as I got closer I realised it was not the wii remote he hand in his hand but his (careful what I say now or I'll be banned) manhood, why oh why didn't they have a daughter!

bit earlier in the day wasnt it  .....................or is it ???
Title: Re: More Confessions
Post by: Mike_G on March 08, 2011, 09:57:37 pm
you having an early April fools,bit public having a ham shank in a glass con

It's worse than that, his dad and the cleaner were in the house as well, and no they were not upto anything, or if they were, they were more discreet than the boy!
Title: Re: More Confessions
Post by: Tom White on March 08, 2011, 10:51:26 pm
I've caught a fella in his early 50s 'really enjoying his own company'.  He lived with his mother and she was away on holiday, and he thought he'd have a quiet bit of fun in the living room.

I think the pornography on the TV was a bit loud, since he didn't hear me approaching up the back garden path.

He didn't half run quick though.
Title: Re: More Confessions
Post by: ascjim on March 09, 2011, 07:06:42 am
why oh why didn't they have a daughter!

:)