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Title: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Deep Cleaning Solutions on February 26, 2011, 04:04:46 pm
........just had a call for a job,booked them in,then 5 mins he rings back.Is it ok if i change the appointment to another day he says....no problem i say,ohh is it just you going or will you have someone with you he says.....no! just me i say.Well the reason i ask he says is because the work is for my brother who has a few issues and likes to walk around NAKED!!! , is that a problem  :o ....so i ask him if he will be there to introduce me...no he says,just you and him will be there :-* ,so do i walk,the thing that worries me is that if he can't even walk around with clothes on how do i know that he's going to pay me OK!
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: yorky on February 26, 2011, 04:18:58 pm
........just had a call for a job,booked them in,then 5 mins he rings back.Is it ok if i change the appointment to another day he says....no problem i say,ohh is it just you going or will you have someone with you he says.....no! just me i say.Well the reason i ask he says is because the work is for my brother who has a few issues and likes to walk around NAKED!!! , is that a problem  :o ....so i ask him if he will be there to introduce me...no he says,just you and him will be there :-* ,so do i walk,the thing that worries me is that if he can't even walk around with clothes on how do i know that he's going to pay me OK!

I would not touch it with a bargepole.
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: garyj on February 26, 2011, 04:24:45 pm
Sarah will do it for free.
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: clinton on February 26, 2011, 04:29:10 pm
Gary ;D

Sounds add mate maybe give it a miss if i were you :D
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Post by: Sarah Kirby on February 26, 2011, 04:29:56 pm
So long as he has something to hang my coat on! :-P
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Steve. Taylor on February 26, 2011, 05:36:12 pm
I feel a joke cumming on here ;D

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.' He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. With small writing on it

He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 'Sorry, you've had two warnings ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Sarah Kirby on February 26, 2011, 05:56:49 pm
I feel a joke cumming on here ;D

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.' He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. With small writing on it

He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 'Sorry, you've had two warnings ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: garyj on February 26, 2011, 06:17:18 pm
Sarah suggested we try anal once.

You should have seen the size of the strap on she had, it hurt like hell.
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: derek west on February 26, 2011, 06:17:43 pm
I feel a joke cumming on here ;D

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.' He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. With small writing on it

He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 'Sorry, you've had two warnings ;D ;D ;D

and your still a member to this very day arn't you steve. ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Steve. Taylor on February 26, 2011, 06:26:05 pm
SSSHHH DEREK WHAT I TOLD YOU AT THE FLOOD SCHOOL IS PRIVATE

PS THANK YOU FOR SHARING THE ROOM AT THE HOTEL ;)
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Colin Day on February 26, 2011, 08:26:07 pm
Be careful Dave, or else we might be calling you "DEEPthroatingDAVE" in future ;D ;D ;D

Seriously... Walk!!!!
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Paul Heath on February 26, 2011, 09:19:06 pm
Thought it was just his hand you where holding underneath the desk Steve  ;)
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Post by: Simon Gerrard on February 26, 2011, 09:20:55 pm
I'd stay well clear of that one, you could end up feeling a dick! ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Paul Heath on February 26, 2011, 09:22:48 pm
O that explains it.....thought Steve said he was feeling a little sick.... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Neil Williams on February 26, 2011, 09:28:55 pm
brother who has a few issues and likes to walk around NAKED!!! , is that a problem 

Is this a problem? Is the guy having a laff?
Of course it's a problem. What an idiot.
Title: Re: Strange phone call......
Post by: Sarah Kirby on February 26, 2011, 09:44:53 pm
Sarah suggested we try anal once.

You should have seen the size of the strap on she had, it hurt like hell.

 :o ;D ;)
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Deep Cleaning Solutions on March 03, 2011, 03:22:50 pm
Just to update you on the naked man job.I have just been to the job,i know everyone said walk,but i did not fill the slot(no pun intended)so i thought i will at least knock on the door and if it looks to dodgy i'll run like the wind.I knocks on the door and hid behind the gate a good 6ft away,he answers,but i can only see his head,he looked normal-ish so i go in.I can't see him ,so i go in the back where i find him,small asian fella who looks like he works out a bit,with just a towel on  :o in a semi exited state.Next to him was the biggest flat screen tv i have ever seen that was paused on a hard-core movie just at the point of...(well i can't say on a family forum).The carpet looked clean ,but smelt manly and for some reason i had not left yet,but i thought i'm not sucking his manly-ness up in my pride and joy.He then said how much ,so i said i will go and work it out in the van.I then proceeded to drive off faster and with more skill then lewis hamilton.I never thought i would ever do a runner,but i learnt a valuable lesson today,and that is to listen to you more experienced guys more in future. ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Colin Day on March 03, 2011, 03:44:51 pm
That's made me laugh so much... Thanks Dave.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Paul Simpson on March 03, 2011, 03:55:11 pm
 
;D ;D ;D


Had one this morning, Georgian style house converted into flats, asked by the bottom flat occupier to do the communal hall, stairs & landing. As I arrived she see me in and made me a cup of tea, started setting up and dragging my hose upstairs when the guy in the flat upstairs pops out in a t shirt & boxers and says (in a camp voice)

"hi, your here to do our carpets"
"Just need to pop down and get my post"
"Can I get you anything? drink? anything else?"
I said no thanks the lady downstairs made me a drink
As hes coming back up I'm on the stairs and he brushes past me saying
"are you sure I can't get you anything"
"Eh....no!"
"Well thats my flat there so if theres anything you want just come and knock"
Maybe he was just being fiendly ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: clinton on March 03, 2011, 04:47:12 pm
its the brushing past you that would wory me  ;D

Dave made me laugh also with your storie mate ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: benny d on March 03, 2011, 05:08:03 pm
I then proceeded to drive off faster and with more skill then lewis hamilton.I never thought i would ever do a runner,but i learnt a valuable lesson today,and that is to listen to you more experienced guys more in future. ;D

Well thats where you went! I was looking for you for ages, and I thought we were getting on so well  :(
Next time your passing, drop in and say hi big fella  :o
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on March 03, 2011, 05:47:14 pm

;D ;D ;D


Had one this morning, Georgian style house converted into flats, asked by the bottom flat occupier to do the communal hall, stairs & landing. As I arrived she see me in and made me a cup of tea, started setting up and dragging my hose upstairs when the guy in the flat upstairs pops out in a t shirt & boxers and says (in a camp voice)

"hi, your here to do our carpets"
"Just need to pop down and get my post"
"Can I get you anything? drink? anything else?"
I said no thanks the lady downstairs made me a drink
As hes coming back up I'm on the stairs and he brushes past me saying
"are you sure I can't get you anything"
"Eh....no!"
"Well thats my flat there so if theres anything you want just come and knock"
Maybe he was just being fiendly ;D

There's no need to brag ;D

Still, if you will flaunt it ;D ;D

Rog
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Paul Heath on March 03, 2011, 10:36:10 pm
Dave thought you popped back to the van to get your own Terry Towel  ;)    ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Kate2 on March 04, 2011, 07:27:06 am
Dave thats made my day
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Dennis on March 04, 2011, 11:26:28 am
He's still got your name, number and address.  :-*  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: fenman on March 04, 2011, 11:44:15 am
I must object to this sexist topic and all the schoolboy jokes. ;D
Who are we to judge if a man likes to parade around his own house naked.
Would we be making the the same objections if the customer had said " I hope you do not mind, but my young Swedish wife likes to walk around the house naked."
We would all agree that it would be perfectly acceptable and we would be happy to work in those circumstances.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Strange phone call..(Naked Man update)
Post by: Paolo on March 04, 2011, 12:58:18 pm
I must object to this sexist topic and all the schoolboy jokes. ;D
Who are we to judge if a man likes to parade around his own house naked.
Would we be making the the same objections if the customer had said " I hope you do not mind, but my young Swedish wife likes to walk around the house naked."
We would all agree that it would be perfectly acceptable and we would be happy to work in those circumstances.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



How bloody dare you make such accusations!!

I'd insist she was fully clothed and did not proposition me.













NOT. ;D