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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on September 27, 2005, 10:12:33 pm

Title: Hallowe'en
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 27, 2005, 10:12:33 pm
So it's coming up to egged windows time at the end of next month - do you clear off egg from your customers windows as part of the service or charge extra?
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Sir Squeaky on September 27, 2005, 10:16:16 pm
Always eggstra.

It's no yoke

They just have to shell out for it.
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: windows_chepstow on September 27, 2005, 10:33:02 pm
I'm tempted to do some 'egging' myself. 

Has anyone got any good recipe-concoctions that are a real nightmare to remove, for ex-customers who've lost their window cleaners because they're not very nice people?

Idealy, they can be quietly-squirted through a water pistol!
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 27, 2005, 10:37:23 pm
Eggs and silicone with a bit of superglue should do the trick

Dave
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Thecleanerservice on September 27, 2005, 10:43:56 pm
In the past I've used the hottest water I can get, with fairy liquid.
Leave it soak, scrape if necessary, wash again, rinse dry!!!!
No extra charge madam all part of the service :D :D :D

What do I do now I'm going into wfp?

Pj
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: rosskesava on September 27, 2005, 10:46:27 pm
Throw the egg on a window that the sun is shinning on a day that is sunny all day.

It bakes like concrete.

Mind you, I'm thinking of going down to the beach front (I live in Brighton) and lobbing eggs at all those idiots that because of security, have turned a congested town into grid lock and a mini police state.
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 27, 2005, 10:49:34 pm
do what reuben did on newsnight buy a hot water thermopure for 10,000 and spend 3 weeks and 7 hours getting it off.

seriosly wet with wfp go and clean a few windows come back rub again then voila if not wet again and rub will do the trick or put a scraper on the end of your pole failing that get your ladder out or leave it

Dave
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 27, 2005, 10:49:40 pm
Always eggstra.

It's no yoke

They just have to shell out for it.
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Thecleanerservice on September 27, 2005, 10:58:58 pm
I've ordered a Chinook Helicopter to drop 2 tons of yoghurt on David@StIvel any day in October!!

Keep yer head up mate! 8)

Pj
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 27, 2005, 11:24:32 pm
I`ll be waiting with my ground to surface missile launcher
so the cleaner shirley will be no more
 :-*
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Thecleanerservice on September 27, 2005, 11:42:49 pm
Sooo Yoghurt Bowels
You talk eh?

Vee vill seek furzer information/ Yes?

PJ  PJ
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 28, 2005, 02:22:12 pm
So, dragging this thread screaming and kicking back on topic......

Do you charge extrafor egg removal or not?

Eggsasperated Malc ;D
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: Thecleanerservice on September 28, 2005, 02:27:35 pm
In the past I've used the hottest water I can get, with fairy liquid.
Leave it soak, scrape if necessary, wash again, rinse dry!!!!
No extra charge madam all part of the service  :D :D :D

What do I do now I'm going into wfp?

Pj
Title: Re: Hallowe'en
Post by: dai on September 28, 2005, 08:09:47 pm
And don't bother trying to collect in the evening. No one will answer the door. Dai