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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: stephen.b1 on February 04, 2011, 05:59:44 pm

Title: dirty windows
Post by: stephen.b1 on February 04, 2011, 05:59:44 pm: can you list anything else that you take off windows
bird poo
finger prints
spit/snot
cat licks
spider muck

working in the country
geese spit
sheep licks
cow licks
cow muck from spreader
cow muck from rubbing arse on door
but the worst has to be muddy paws from dogs set the scene
large garden all turf gone 3 alsations dog muck all over trod in and mixed with mud then the dogs jump up at the patio doors when you wet this the smell makes you wretch
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Post by: stephen.b1 on February 04, 2011, 06:04:09 pm: (http://)http://:\Users\stephen\Desktop\dirty%20windows%20259.jpg
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Post by: landy2 on February 04, 2011, 06:07:45 pm: you forgot EGGS
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Post by: BORBRYCE on February 04, 2011, 06:28:36 pm: Town centre

Kebabs
curries
puke
urine
blood
snot
spray paint
marker pen
eggs
chewing gum.
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Post by: S.A.J on February 04, 2011, 06:33:16 pm: Spermatozoon :o ;D :-X
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Post by: geoffreyspecht on February 04, 2011, 10:38:51 pm: salt live by the sea
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Post by: mci services on February 04, 2011, 10:52:57 pm: silly string
milk
glue
tape
grit
salt
snow decor spray
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Post by: Richard Neal on February 04, 2011, 11:32:50 pm: Cement

Hard water (from watering plants)
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Post by: davids3511 on February 04, 2011, 11:37:02 pm: The remnants of water bombs. A swine to get off when dried hard.
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Post by: Newannaive on February 04, 2011, 11:45:28 pm: silican >:(
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Post by: G Griffin on February 04, 2011, 11:47:17 pm: Quote from: S.A.J Window Cleaners Ltd on February 04, 2011, 06:33:16 pm
Spermatozoon :o ;D :-X

Come again :o.
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Post by: Sean Dyer on February 04, 2011, 11:58:46 pm: just did :)
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Post by: mci services on February 05, 2011, 12:06:21 am: Quote from: Sean Dyer on February 04, 2011, 11:58:46 pm
just did :)
were you on your own ;D
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Post by: Sean Dyer on February 05, 2011, 01:46:08 am: ;)
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Post by: BORBRYCE on February 05, 2011, 05:24:05 am: Another windie told me about a shoe that was superglued to a shop front once as well. He pulled the shoe from the glass and just left the glue. :o
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Post by: johnny_h on February 05, 2011, 09:30:29 am: cheese ....... yes cheese from a 1st floor window the kid didnt want cheese in his late night burger so wiped it onto the window
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Post by: cozy on February 05, 2011, 11:26:23 am: Quote from: stephen.b1 on February 04, 2011, 06:04:09 pm
(http://)http://:\Users\stephen\Desktop\dirty%20windows%20259.jpg

I'd charge 50% extra for doors like that mate. My Mrs does the downstairs windows and she gets stuff that would make my bllod run cold. One of the worst is kids fingerprints mixed with sweets or jam butties or burgers. Need a scraper sometimes.
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Post by: dai on February 05, 2011, 11:31:48 am: You forgot lipstick, it's a real pain to get off too.
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Post by: cozy on February 05, 2011, 11:32:58 am: Quote from: dai on February 05, 2011, 11:31:48 am
You forgot lipstick, it's a real pain to get off too.

They kiss windows where you are mate? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Tom White on February 05, 2011, 12:05:48 pm: I clean a housing shelter for disadvantaged kids; one of the little swines threw a whole load of old chip pan fat out of a 2nd floor window covering the open windows of the 1st floor and ground floor windows.

>:(
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Post by: steven ainger on February 05, 2011, 12:52:21 pm: baked on grass cuttings, where the owner has strimmed and splattered the patio doors.
can be a right pain to get off.
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Post by: dave f on February 05, 2011, 06:17:14 pm: i clean a house they have 9 cats they leave grease off there coats it is like lard not to mention odd mouse /bird on window sill