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Title: Customer was framed!
Post by: windolene on February 03, 2011, 07:09:06 pm

Hi,

A new customer getting on for 70ish said would I like to see her naked :o, before I could say no she led me into her bedroom........................................ & there on the wall was a framed 1974 Mayfair magazine centrefold spread of her. ;D. She went on to say that she was a model in her younger days & went on to work in numerous London casinos.



Kevin WINDOLENE

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: Ste M on February 03, 2011, 07:14:14 pm

whats her name so i can google her, i like them old haha

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: richard jagger on February 03, 2011, 08:54:20 pm

I had to do a property valuation some years ago. A lady answered the door in a long dress with these thick glasses looked like some sort of hippy type. In the bedroom above the bed there was a poster of this beautiful nude girl absolutely stunning lying on her back on a bed. As I took down the details my eye would catch this nude.
The lady asked if I new the model? I said not but that she was stunning. At point she said it was her. Well I could not believe my eyes, I was absolutely gob smacked.
 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: mci services on February 03, 2011, 09:09:58 pm

we need names fellas ::) not stories that is just teasing us :D

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: richard jagger on February 03, 2011, 09:56:41 pm

Stu did you never learn remember Russel Brand or SKY sport say to much can get you in the pooe

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: Londoner on February 03, 2011, 10:03:03 pm

A 70 year old customer asked if you wanted to see her naked, and you went in??

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: Newannaive on February 03, 2011, 11:00:49 pm

hard times, well not literally  ;D

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: mark dew on February 03, 2011, 11:15:16 pm

Quote from: Vince Green on February 03, 2011, 10:03:03 pm

A 70 year old customer asked if you wanted to see her naked, and you went in??

 ;D

Title: Re: Customer was framed!
Post by: G Griffin on February 03, 2011, 11:19:44 pm

Quote from: Ste M on February 03, 2011, 07:14:14 pm

whats her name so i can google her, i like them old haha

Is that what they call it these days. Ooooh.

Quote from: Wizkid on February 03, 2011, 09:56:41 pm

Stu did you never learn remember Russel Brand or SKY sport say to much can get you in the pooe

That`s what he wants; a bit of backdoor action. Ooooh.