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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Steven Shoreditch on January 19, 2011, 03:52:59 pm

Title: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on January 19, 2011, 03:52:59 pm: What do you get coming out of customers' faces?

I had one today, he's always blowing his nose, but he capped everything today by removing his sopping hanky to reveal the largest bogey I have EVER seen! It was hanging out of his left nostril - and when i say hanging, it was as if suspended by magic as I could appear to see both ends of the 2cm long light-coloured creepy crawlie snot.

It was just disgusting, and it comes in the week where I have encountered more dog turds on lawns and paths that I can remember ever seeing before. Utterly revolting. I wish I'd had the nerve to take a pic of it.
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Post by: mci services on January 19, 2011, 03:56:38 pm: Glad you never took a pic, just reading that gave me the boke
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: weetot on January 19, 2011, 05:28:19 pm: I was eatin' a pot noodle just then, and enjoying it, til' now. :P
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Post by: windiewasher on January 19, 2011, 05:35:36 pm: I've threw my ambrosia rice pudding away after reading that :'(
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Post by: andyM on January 19, 2011, 05:40:34 pm: I had one last week come to the door to pay me.
He looked like he had been munching on a street pizza and had yellow piccalilli smothered all round his bloody chops! ;D
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Post by: Ross G on January 19, 2011, 06:58:56 pm: then there's the old geezers who come to the door with the dried pi55 stains on the tweeds :P
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on January 19, 2011, 07:00:34 pm: Jumpers encrusted with food, beards with cake falling out of them. Head lice leaping onto the door frame as customer leans on it.
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: Ross G on January 19, 2011, 07:04:49 pm: I had an old geezer come to the door to pay me with parrot poo on his shoulder
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Post by: Ian101 on January 19, 2011, 07:08:11 pm: not had any of that listed above but plenty of bull s h 1 t from their mouths ;D
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Post by: lambie16 on January 19, 2011, 07:17:18 pm: nothing worse than the zip down no pants on and the crown jewls starring at you with one eye. :o :o :o
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on January 19, 2011, 07:59:07 pm: Quote from: lambie16 on January 19, 2011, 07:17:18 pm
nothing worse than the zip down no pants on and the crown jewls starring at you with one eye. :o :o :o
That's when a few branches of gorse come in handy.
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: weetot on January 19, 2011, 08:04:14 pm: Quote from: lambie16 on January 19, 2011, 07:17:18 pm
nothing worse than the zip down no pants on and the crown jewls starring at you with one eye. :o :o :o

WHOA, what properties are you doin? ;D
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Post by: windowswashed on January 19, 2011, 08:20:26 pm: Tears......went to a business today and the owner came out in tears, His wife left him, took all the belongings and emptied one of his bank accounts. He's totally lost, doesn't know where to turn and he's just turned 60 last week.
Life is so full of surprises.
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: Richard Neal on January 19, 2011, 09:31:44 pm: Quote from: SSWC - what a Charlie! on January 19, 2011, 07:00:34 pm
Jumpers encrusted with food, beards with cake falling out of them. Head lice leaping onto the door frame as customer leans on it.

Have a both before you go to work then :D
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on January 20, 2011, 08:49:27 am: Quote from: Richard Neal on January 19, 2011, 09:31:44 pm
Quote from: SSWC - what a Charlie! on January 19, 2011, 07:00:34 pm
Jumpers encrusted with food, beards with cake falling out of them. Head lice leaping onto the door frame as customer leans on it.

Have a bath before you go to work then :D
;D
Title: Re: Customers' faces - things that come out of them
Post by: lambie16 on January 20, 2011, 11:39:22 am: windowswashed how lucky can one man be. wish my wife would do that i might have some money to myself instead of her spend spend spend. ;D ;D ;D