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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: bobplum on December 22, 2010, 08:45:24 pm

Title: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: bobplum on December 22, 2010, 08:45:24 pm
it is after today.
decided to look for some plumbing work(,being a plumber) tide me over the winter?,seen a job advert on jobcentre plus,wont name names (dyno rod) sent my cv in yesterday they asked me to come in today

"well bob the pays not that good(an understatement) but plenty of work,we want some one to be flexible,cover xmas day,boxing day,news years day,call outs in the evening,different shifts,11am to 10 pm(and still get called out after 10pm) or 8.00 till 5.00pm or as and when"

"mmm,ok whats the pay like?"

"well its £7.50 per hour"

"is it time and half or double for xmas day,boxing day,new years day"

"like i say its £7.50 per hour but we do have a bonus system for every job you complete you get £1.00"

" how many hours on average would i do per week?"

"anywere between 50 and 60"

"and can iask,but to be honest im scared too? whats the average monthly pay"

"about £1600.00"
"take home?"

"no top line,and did i mention if you get called out during the night you get 17% of the job value"

"whats the average pay for calling out a plumber in the night(im dying by now)

"about £8.00 a call out" can you start tomorrow bob?

after ten minutes of me laughing,we shook hands and went are seperate ways,roll on the good weather
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: leights on December 22, 2010, 08:48:19 pm
i made 50 billuion in ane day with ronnie on here, its all mine though  ;D ;D
serious, anyone who ans and says yes , got to face ronnie coleman lol :o :o :o
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: Poles R Us on December 22, 2010, 08:53:18 pm
it is after today.
decided to look for some plumbing work(,being a plumber) tide me over the winter?,seen a job advert on jobcentre plus,wont name names (dyno rod) sent my cv in yesterday they asked me to come in today

"well bob the pays not that good(an understatement) but plenty of work,we want some one to be flexible,cover xmas day,boxing day,news years day,call outs in the evening,different shifts,11am to 10 pm(and still get called out after 10pm) or 8.00 till 5.00pm or as and when"

"mmm,ok whats the pay like?"

"well its £7.50 per hour"

"is it time and half or double for xmas day,boxing day,new years day"

"like i say its £7.50 per hour but we do have a bonus system for every job you complete you get £1.00"

" how many hours on average would i do per week?"

"anywere between 50 and 60"

"and can iask,but to be honest im scared too? whats the average monthly pay"

"about £1600.00"
"take home?"

"no top line,and did i mention if you get called out during the night you get 17% of the job value"

"whats the average pay for calling out a plumber in the night(im dying by now)

"about £8.00 a call out" can you start tomorrow bob?

after ten minutes of me laughing,we shook hands and went are seperate ways,roll on the good weather

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always sorts the men out from the boy this weather
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: Steve_c on December 22, 2010, 08:57:46 pm
i made 50 billuion in ane day with ronnie on here, its all mine though  ;D ;D
serious, anyone who ans and says yes , got to face ronnie coleman lol :o :o :o
What that in english
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: leights on December 22, 2010, 08:58:39 pm
haha this is getting silly now, lol, i quit
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: RO-Sheen on December 22, 2010, 09:18:41 pm
haha this is getting silly now, lol, i quit

If only......................
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: ronnie paton on December 22, 2010, 09:22:57 pm
leights why you mentioning me...cause im the one that showed you to be a liar?
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: deeege on December 22, 2010, 10:10:45 pm
i made 50 billuion in ane day with ronnie on here, its all mine though  ;D ;D
serious, anyone who ans and says yes , got to face ronnie coleman lol :o :o :o

why is this troll not banned yet? Seriously, he brings nothing of any value to this forum, just mindless spam.

Can one of the mods PLEASE give him a 7 day ban atleast?
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: Newannaive on December 22, 2010, 10:26:14 pm
strange, most plumbers can earn 60-80k easy
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on December 22, 2010, 10:29:01 pm
strange, most plumbers can earn 60-80k easy
A day?  I'm in the wrong job!
Title: Re: window cleaning a well paid job..?
Post by: Ian101 on December 22, 2010, 11:38:08 pm
but do u get to drive a big red van though ?  ;D