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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 02:13:07 pm

Title: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 02:13:07 pm
For the ones that are working are you offering a snow guarantee ? (I am not joking by the way.  ;D

have to say I have lost a couple of days this month, which is a bit annoying.

if it is safe to work we do, I have tested pure water freezing on glass then drying it out with hair dryer, result was spotless glass and a happy wife (although looking at me strangle)

what are others doing, just looking out the window does not count btw ?

if anyones interested below it explains what guarantee means :)


Ian

guar·an·tee/ˌgarənˈtē/Noun
1. A formal promise or assurance (typically in writing) that certain conditions will be fulfilled, esp. that a product will be repaired or replaced if not of a specified quality and durability.
2. Something that gives a certainty of outcome. 

Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: jarvy on December 22, 2010, 02:16:54 pm
The prodical son returns!!
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: tom2009 on December 22, 2010, 02:21:15 pm
I guarantee I'm gonna sit on my arse for the rest of the afternoon.
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 03:28:44 pm
I guarantee I'm gonna sit on my arse for the rest of the afternoon.
So am I I drank the wine and had all them choc you got me this afternoon, feeling rather full now  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: tom2009 on December 22, 2010, 03:44:26 pm
I guarantee I'm gonna sit on my arse for the rest of the afternoon.
So am I I drank the wine and had all them choc you got me this afternoon, feeling rather full now  ;D
coffee poisoning here, managed to make a few quid this morning, can't do any more, only just about ttyppe thhis............argh, my guts.  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on December 22, 2010, 03:50:45 pm
I am not being funny and this is genuine-

If a window cleaner did my windows & left them frozen solid & unable to see out of them they would be sacked full stop, regardless of whether they defrosted clean or not. ;)
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 03:58:09 pm
I am not being funny and this is genuine-

If a window cleaner did my windows & left them frozen solid & unable to see out of them they would be sacked full stop, regardless of whether they defrosted clean or not. ;)
there is an art to ice cleaning Mr Grumpy, and a little tip for you, never take on window cleaners as customers they are a nightmare  ;)
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on December 22, 2010, 04:02:29 pm
I am not being funny and this is genuine-

If a window cleaner did my windows & left them frozen solid & unable to see out of them they would be sacked full stop, regardless of whether they defrosted clean or not. ;)
there is an art to ice cleaning Mr Grumpy, and a little tip for you, never take on window cleaners as customers they are a nightmare  ;)

 ;D ;D ;D

Just being honest. ;)
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 04:04:34 pm
I am not being funny and this is genuine-

If a window cleaner did my windows & left them frozen solid & unable to see out of them they would be sacked full stop, regardless of whether they defrosted clean or not. ;)
there is an art to ice cleaning Mr Grumpy, and a little tip for you, never take on window cleaners as customers they are a nightmare   ;)
;D so was I lol

 ;D ;D ;D

Just being honest. ;)
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on December 22, 2010, 04:05:52 pm
I am not being funny and this is genuine-

If a window cleaner did my windows & left them frozen solid & unable to see out of them they would be sacked full stop, regardless of whether they defrosted clean or not. ;)
there is an art to ice cleaning Mr Grumpy, and a little tip for you, never take on window cleaners as customers they are a nightmare   ;)
;D so was I lol

 ;D ;D ;D

Just being honest. ;)

I'll give you that one.........................................Only if you forgive my previous grumpy episodes? :-*
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: prestige cleaners on December 22, 2010, 04:09:33 pm
managed to get 8 in today in the snow, (cold wfp) been holding the tap over my shoulder. didnt freeze once. still waiting for my foggy hot wash though. even though ive no problem cleaning, i have had a lot of skippers and no amount of assurance will do for them  ::)
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: DaveG on December 22, 2010, 04:12:16 pm
welcome back mr ww
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: p1w1 on December 22, 2010, 04:17:12 pm
so what is the art to ice cleaning ?, the way i see it water goes on window, water freezes straight away nothing you can do about that except leave the ice on the glass or stand there rinsing for 5 mins while the glass comes up to temprature and melts or use warm water...

paul
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: joewright on December 22, 2010, 05:15:21 pm
snow guarantee  ::) ::)

this place is full of them
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 05:39:55 pm
snow guarantee  ::) ::)

this place is full of them
Don't knock something till you try it  ;) we should all be willing to learn new things everyday  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: p1w1 on December 22, 2010, 05:45:26 pm
snow guarantee  ::) ::)

this place is full of them
Don't knock something till you try it  ;) we should all be willing to learn new things everyday  ;D
so come on then what is the art  :)
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: prestige cleaners on December 22, 2010, 05:48:58 pm
heres some light entertainment,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPRmOUxRMY&feature=related
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 22, 2010, 05:58:27 pm
 ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0FjntOZV58&NR=1
this has made my day! i laughed out loud or lol'd!  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: p1w1 on December 22, 2010, 06:03:22 pm
;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0FjntOZV58&NR=1
this has made my day! i laughed out loud or lol'd!  ;D
yeah made laugh  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 22, 2010, 06:16:47 pm
its a classic alright!  ;D you must have the sound on too! its even better with the noises he makes out of fustration
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: clearlyclean on December 22, 2010, 06:27:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmkA-r9cds&feature=related this one has benny hill music
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 06:48:34 pm
snow guarantee  ::) ::)

this place is full of them
Don't knock something till you try it  ;) we should all be willing to learn new things everyday  ;D
so come on then what is the art  :)
The art is in 2 parts..... these are the best and most profitable words many will read on this forum today.

The art is to:  Try and take Action.
very simple to work out yet so many dont understand it ;)


As long as there is no dirt the window will be clean  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 22, 2010, 07:04:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmkA-r9cds&feature=related this one has benny hill music

class  ;D
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: Window Washers on December 22, 2010, 07:08:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmkA-r9cds&feature=related this one has benny hill music

class  ;D
have to second that LMAO
Title: Re: First the rain guarantee now its a snow one :)
Post by: prestige cleaners on December 22, 2010, 08:13:31 pm
another good un.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=843_1292886148

little tip i learned off a custy, if you cant drive up an icy hill, try reverse. it works! well not all hills/ice