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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: JoeMax on December 17, 2010, 09:25:30 am
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There must be some bored single housewives when you're cleaning?
Anyone had them flirt at all??
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I have but he wasn't my type ;D
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yep now been with her for 14 yrs
funny old life ;D
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Oh yes I happens to me all the time, you get used to it.
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You mean things like:
Leaning on you to point out a mark on the glass that’s not really there.
Kneeling down in front of you, dressed in a low cut top, whilst writing out the check.
Asking for a neck massage to ease a headache.
And many more of the same.
Some people just love to flirt.
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There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.
You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit off her trolly I think.
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There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.
You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit bonkers I think.
Women dangerous? grow a pair son! ;D
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Leaning on you to point out a mark on the glass that’s not really there.
Kneeling down in front of you, dressed in a low cut top, whilst writing out the check.
Asking for a neck massage to ease a headache.
8)
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There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.
You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit off her trolly I think.
i feel well ill but this made me laff sooo much, there just lonely not dangerous lmfao ;D ;D ;D
3rd time lucky mate, i would of gone back. maybe she wanted discount. im a big flirt with women but thats my nature it breaks the ice i think. i met most my customers on dating websites aswell so they all think i want them lmfao, i just want there money lol ;D
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Ant, you're a little bit crazy my friend :)
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The freshly applied perfume is often the first clue.........
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I did hear of someone who had been ask to come in and do a repair.
After starting work he heard the door close behind him, and then lock.
He turned to see her slipping out of her dress. Then, fully naked, she tried to force him to engage in full on naughtiness.
Anyway, it wasn’t a case of irresistible magnetism, as it turned out. He wasn’t the first to be subjected to her wanton ravishes. She also proved to be a little unhinged. In the end, it was all an attempt to make her husband jealous.
Very strange!
It just shows you how important it is to wear clean pants.
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The freshly applied perfume is often the first clue.........
So observant!
It just shows you how important it is to wear clean pants.
Best advice this morning :P
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What happens on the round stays on the round!
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Ant, you're a little bit crazy my friend :)
I agree
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i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.
I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.
2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!
Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!
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2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
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Must be quite an achievement working with two erect poles at the same time....... ;D
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Ant, you're a little bit crazy my friend :)
I agree
;D why am i crazy lol
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There must be some bored single housewives when you're cleaning?
Anyone had them flirt at all??
part of the job aint it, but not as good when i was on the doors.
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There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.
You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit off her trolly I think.
i feel well ill but this made me laff sooo much, there just lonely not dangerous lmfao ;D ;D ;D
3rd time lucky mate, i would of gone back. maybe she wanted discount. im a big flirt with women but thats my nature it breaks the ice i think. i met most my customers on dating websites aswell so they all think i want them lmfao, i just want there money lol ;D
No this one was seriously dangerous, the neighbour over the road told me later (after she had moved out) that she used to phone the police nearly every night saying there was someone prowling round the back of the house. (I'm not suprised, there probably was if she walked around like that all the time.) Police cars there all the time apparantly And she used to reckon her ex husband was stealing her post and all sorts of things like that.
More than a bit weird, the last thing you want is for her to get some fixation that the window cleaner is after her.
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spose thats a good point, wouldnt want a stalker hey :-[ if things get to bad drop them hey and get 2 more custys.
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That wont stop a stalker if she's that way inclined. Bit like bolting the stable-door after the horse has bolted.
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all part of the job aint it meeting un hinged custys, my biggest fear is refusing to pay me
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i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.
I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.
2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!
Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!
OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get
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That's the point when my shift finishes..
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i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.
I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.
2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!
Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!
OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get
I am married and wish to stay that way, you can tell a mental woman a mile off and they are just trouble waiting to happen.
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i thought they were all mental :P :P
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i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.
I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.
2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!
Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!
OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get
I am married and wish to stay that way, you can tell a mental woman a mile off and they are just trouble waiting to happen.
thats every woman to me then, all my exs turn out this way lol
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i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.
I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.
2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!
Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!
OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get
You have to ask yourself, what kind of person behaves like that?
If she was prepared to walk around naked in front of a relative stranger, what else would she be prepared to do?
In my experience, those initial interactions with individuals that later turned out to be absolute psychopath, always revealed indications of their deranged mind.
And man, I’m telling you, an example of flagrant nudity is exhibiting all the signs.
Life's a lesson, and i'm old!
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i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.
I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.
2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.
I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!
Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!
OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get
You have to ask yourself, what kind of person behaves like that?
If she was prepared to walk around naked in front of a relative stranger, what else would she be prepared to do?
In my experience, those initial interactions with individuals that later turned out to be absolute psychopath, always reviled indications of their deranged mind.
And man, I’m telling you, an example of flagrant nudity is exhibiting all the signs.
Life's a leason, and i'm old!
When I am 90 yrs old and beaten to death by some muggers I will know that I banged everything that moved and had no regrets
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But they, in hindsight, wish they hadnt let you, every last one of them ;D
Because they all thought that that was the least exciting and stimulating 5 seconds of their lives.
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But they, in hindsight, wish they hadnt let you, every last one of them ;D
Because they all thought that that was the least exciting and stimulating 5 seconds of their lives.
Why would I care if they enjoyed it....
Whats wrong with being selfish and wanted to have my 5 seconds of fun...stuff them
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But they, in hindsight, wish they hadnt let you, every last one of them ;D
Because they all thought that that was the least exciting and stimulating 5 seconds of their lives.
5 seconds? Only if I do it twice.
Vin
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I had a belly-dancing teacher on my round; she's not slim, not fat, and she can drop to a full 'split position' on the floor without even having to stretch off first. She's a real flirt - she's asked me to iron some of her clothes (I'm an ex squaddie so can iron sleeves on jackets), she's danced for me and she's was in a really unhappy marriage (they've now split up).
Once she told me that she'd been out for a night out when her husband was away, looking for a man, but didn't get one. She asked me if I thought there was anything wrong with her!!!
After that, I used to time my arrival when I knew she'd be out, or turn up with Wor Lass, which kept her at bay.
She was a proper 'bunny boiler'.
Good dancer though; she could dance on one leg, with her other leg straight up in the air next to her head; quite amazing really.
One part of me was very tempted to be honest; but another part of me didn't want to.
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Leeroy
You sound like an interesting chap. Any other philosophical gems, he asked dispassionately.
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Leeroy
You sound like an interesting chap. Any other philosophical gems, he asked dispassionately.
Very good, I like that ;@)
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aint the flirting part of it all the perk of the job. i love chatting women up and them doing it back. i know really deep down i wudnt do anything with a custy unless shes hot. all my custys arre mid 40s lol
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Ant
Do you only take on new customers if they are the right age, mid 40’s?
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I dont mind shagging anything as long as they are not fat and they must be legal.
Thats why I clean my windows wearing a thong
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Ant
Do you only take on new customers if they are the right age, mid 40’s?
no i was just saying my custys are all in there 40s for some reason, bit old for me.
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Ant
Do you only take on new customers if they are the right age, mid 40’s?
no i was just saying my custys are all in there 40s for some reason, bit old for me.
A fit women in her 40's is the best thing mate.
I had a fit 45yo girlfriend when I was 21, she was hot as hell and I had a bloody good time with her.
Try one, you will never look back!!
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oh i tried more than one but its not something id look for long term lol. i also had a few 40 yr olds in my early 20s, think its a faze. i have another faze now and thats black women 8) ::)
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Chinese women are a hard nut to crack!! lol
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And where do you find all these girls who live on there own lol?
i aint got non >:(
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I dont mind shagging anything as long as they are not fat and they must be legal.
Thats why I clean my windows wearing a thong
;D ;D
You ought to meet up with Stu Mac. He says he'll do anything with a pulse.
I reckon you two, given that you'll do anything that isn't fat and is legal, and given that Stu will do anything with a pulse (and I'm guessing you've got a pulse), then you might make a lovely couple.
And seeing as you're both window cleaners, you've got some common ground straight away.
Enjoy boys. :D
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Ant
I’m sure we can all remember back in the days of our university, reading Rupert Sheldrake’s hypothesis on formative causation. In his discussion on morphic resonance didn’t he postulate that your 40 year old customer base was most probably determined by a desired projection of your own mind, consciously or otherwise.
Too old for you indeed.
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I dont mind shagging anything as long as they are not fat and they must be legal.
Thats why I clean my windows wearing a thong
;D ;D
You ought to meet up with Stu Mac. He says he'll do anything with a pulse.
I reckon you two, given that you'll do anything that isn't fat and is legal, and given that Stu will do anything with a pulse (and I'm guessing you've got a pulse), then you might make a lovely couple.
And seeing as you're both window cleaners, you've got some common ground straight away.
Enjoy boys. :D
;D ;D You have some memory tosh
...1 ;D
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i thought they were all mental :P :P
this is the best post today ;) they are all mental once a mth at least