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Title: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Tom White on December 10, 2010, 08:53:31 am
I've just had a bolloxing from Mr Giles about my use of profane language on the forum.  He says that I am to desist immediately forthwith with my misspelt swear words, even 'twunt' isn't allowed, which is a shame because I like that one.

So I just thought I'd pass it on; any posts that contain stuff like this he's just gonna delete, which is fair enough.

In future, personally, I'm going to tone it down a bit, and use random words like "Big Toe", eg, "You flipping six-toed munter, I suspect your mother and father are really brother and sister", and the like.

So apologies to anyone I've offended (with the exception of Squeeks, SSWC, Stu Mac (in fact all the Scottish Guys), Gold, Master Batesman, the Welsh, and Dozy, er Cozy I mean).

Time for work, eh!  It's almost tropical here in Chepstow.  T-shirt and shorts weather here.

Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Tom White on December 10, 2010, 08:59:26 am
Oh, add PJ to that list too.  I nearly forgot him.
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: the bfg on December 10, 2010, 09:05:47 am
can I go on that list
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Tom White on December 10, 2010, 09:07:53 am
Defo!  I forgot about you, you big lug!
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on December 10, 2010, 09:15:56 am
Feck off!
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: dai on December 10, 2010, 09:17:50 am
I've just had a bolloxing from Mr Giles about my use of profane language on the forum.  He says that I am to desist immediately forthwith with my misspelt swear words, even 'twunt' isn't allowed, which is a shame because I like that one.

So I just thought I'd pass it on; any posts that contain stuff like this he's just gonna delete, which is fair enough.

In future, personally, I'm going to tone it down a bit, and use random words like "Big Toe", eg, "You flipping six-toed munter, I suspect your mother and father are really brother and sister", and the like.

So apologies to anyone I've offended (with the exception of Squeeks, SSWC, Stu Mac (in fact all the Scottish Guys), Gold, Master Batesman, the Welsh, and Dozy, er Cozy I mean).

Time for work, eh!  It's almost tropical here in Chepstow.  T-shirt and shorts weather here.


I see you included the Welsh, you sneaky little girl thingy
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: dai on December 10, 2010, 09:20:09 am
I've just had a bolloxing from Mr Giles about my use of profane language on the forum.  He says that I am to desist immediately forthwith with my misspelt swear words, even 'twunt' isn't allowed, which is a shame because I like that one.

So I just thought I'd pass it on; any posts that contain stuff like this he's just gonna delete, which is fair enough.

In future, personally, I'm going to tone it down a bit, and use random words like "Big Toe", eg, "You flipping six-toed munter, I suspect your mother and father are really brother and sister", and the like.

So apologies to anyone I've offended (with the exception of Squeeks, SSWC, Stu Mac (in fact all the Scottish Guys), Gold, Master Batesman, the Welsh, and Dozy, er Cozy I mean).

Time for work, eh!  It's almost tropical here in Chepstow.  T-shirt and shorts weather here.


I see you included the Welsh, you sneaky little girl thingy
They won't even allow you to use the correct anatomical terminology for a females genitalia
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Lee GLS on December 10, 2010, 09:37:42 am
I know I tried to use the same work and my post came up with girl thingy, it made my post look stupid and I'm must have have looked like a right twat.  ;D
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: DaveG on December 10, 2010, 09:43:12 am
I know I tried to use the same work and my post came up with girl thingy, it made my post look stupid and I'm must have have looked like a right fool.  ;D


lol you "girl thingy" !! ;D
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: tomy jackson on December 10, 2010, 10:13:53 am
i got throne off hear for that .
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Sir Squeaky on December 10, 2010, 10:17:19 am
i got throne off hear for that .
;D
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: cozy on December 10, 2010, 10:42:35 am
How very dare you add me to your list. You *Naughty word removed by admin* >:(
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Lee GLS on December 10, 2010, 11:29:15 am
I know I tried to use the same work and my post came up with girl thingy, it made my post look stupid and I'm must have have looked like a right fool.  ;D


lol you "girl thingy" !! ;D

again it substituted the work i wanted for "a right fool" this forum ha made me look like a dick head again!
Title: Re: Swearing on the forum using misspelt words
Post by: Matthew Bateman on December 10, 2010, 04:49:06 pm
again it substituted the work i wanted for "a right fool" this forum ha made me look like a dick head again!

Ah, no it hasn't, you did that all by yourself  8)