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Title: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: richard jagger on November 23, 2010, 11:07:32 am
I have been frustrated by none and late payers late and after spending many hours I want to compile a list of pro active ways to GIVE THEM SOME STi tea Back. My first idea is to squirt super glue in to there Key holes. Any other idea at hand will help with my frustration.  ???It is not my nature to want revenge,but petty amounts of money requires petty measures. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: formb on November 23, 2010, 11:09:47 am
Send them an overdue letter, accidentally addressing it to a gossipy neighbour.
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: weetot on November 23, 2010, 01:05:12 pm
Oh no don't cos your're gonna get all the pro's on here saying "You don't wanna do that!" call your self a proffesional. :o
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: richard jagger on November 23, 2010, 04:11:23 pm
I AM NOT TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL/
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: clearlyclean on November 23, 2010, 04:17:09 pm
go to local park empty poo bin into a bag and spread it out on non payer lawn
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: Llaaww on November 23, 2010, 04:18:46 pm
I AM NOT TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL/

maybe thats why you have non payers........ ;)

Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: richard jagger on November 23, 2010, 04:39:59 pm
LLAAWW LIGHEN UP LIVE IS NOT SO SERIOUS--- WHO DIED A APPOINTED YOU JUDGE OF ALL         
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: Johnny B on November 23, 2010, 04:42:11 pm
Have you gone out and knocked on their door for your money?
That's seen as novel these days.

John.
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: tomy jackson on November 23, 2010, 04:49:05 pm
Send them an overdue letter, accidentally addressing it to a gossipy neighbour.
thats a good i dear but last week my son told a neighbour and she went rownd and flatened her  :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: tomy jackson on November 23, 2010, 04:51:02 pm
old bill wos ther and ambulence   ;D ;D ;D my lad has his own ronwd
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: Matthew Bateman on November 23, 2010, 05:00:54 pm
Richard that gutter job you were talking on here the other day, is it in the hospital grounds?
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on November 23, 2010, 05:09:14 pm
just prefer to knock the door when they are in meself normally 7.30 in the morning wont be hard to catch ya its the windy who is stuck to his steering wheel
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: richard jagger on November 23, 2010, 09:54:47 pm
Hi Matt its not iin the Hospital grounds its in the new part on Chineham beyond Tescos. Its a managed block +- 55 metres 3 and 4 floors its just to much for me.Are you interest e mail me.
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: richard jagger on November 23, 2010, 09:59:04 pm
Yes Jonny b I have knocket on doors I am a  a good buisness man. We are talking about scum who are dodging payment.Draging out paying.
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: geefree on November 23, 2010, 10:27:12 pm
Give them payment  options

1, leave under a brick

2. leave with a neighbour

3 send cheque

4 .internet banking

5. pay on the door

this is of course , for your very last payment, .... as you will obviously have to dump these once you get your money,!

And steadily replace all the bad payers with customers you have disciplined to be brilliant payers,

They need training to the way you work, or they dont have your services.. its as simple as that.

I dont collect a penny in anymore,

they all pay within a week via net, or cheque,

because i set my stall out and told them their options from the very start.

If they dont play ball, they go.!

Now, i know you dont want to be professional,( your words)

but you have to be .....100%

if you dont take your job seriously, then your customers wont take you seriously.

Your customers need  you to show them... what you have told us.

That you are a good business man.

 ;)

Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: Matthew Bateman on November 23, 2010, 11:01:29 pm
Hi Matt its not iin the Hospital grounds its in the new part on Chineham beyond Tescos. Its a managed block +- 55 metres 3 and 4 floors its just to much for me.Are you interest e mail me.

Give it to BFG mate. He's a nice enough bloke does good job and wins at the bookies  ;D
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: G Griffin on November 23, 2010, 11:17:35 pm
Give them payment  options

1, leave under a brick

That`s what I do.
But if payment isn`t there, stay calm and simply lob the brick through a window.
I prefer the patio door route myself.
As well as returning the brick safely, it`s also a reminder to your customer that you need paying.
Title: Re: Novel ideas for non payers
Post by: geefree on November 23, 2010, 11:22:59 pm
Classic  ;D