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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: clearlyclean on October 30, 2010, 10:35:52 pm

Title: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: clearlyclean on October 30, 2010, 10:35:52 pm

would you
a)knock the night before
b)send a Pigeon
c)just clean the fronts
d)have less customers
e)invent telephone
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Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: mci services on October 30, 2010, 10:37:21 pm

c

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: martinsadie on October 30, 2010, 10:39:18 pm

use morse code

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: mikecam on October 30, 2010, 10:54:58 pm

Just turn up, clean the house and either leave slip or call back on Friday???

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: Newannaive on October 30, 2010, 11:22:18 pm

not had to ring once in 5yr.. if its a gate, climb, a garage, climb..
luckily this only happens a few times a week  ;D

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: Klean07 on October 30, 2010, 11:42:56 pm

Quote from: Newannaive on October 30, 2010, 11:22:18 pm

not had to ring once in 5yr.. if its a gate, climb, a garage, climb..
luckily this only happens a few times a week  ;D

I'm a window clean not a burglar. ::)

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: Newannaive on October 30, 2010, 11:58:54 pm

whats so hard about climbing over a 5ft gate unless your 70  :-*

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: the bfg on October 31, 2010, 07:58:02 am

just send a text  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on October 31, 2010, 08:03:17 am

whats a telephone?

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: Dave Anderson on October 31, 2010, 08:07:19 am

4

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on October 31, 2010, 10:47:34 am

We never, ever ring and have never had a problem.

We climb over gates and if they're not home we hammer on the door at their work and embarrass them in to paying in front of their work mates; being sure to shout out loud that they still owe us for the past three cleans ;)

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: barry mallett on October 31, 2010, 11:16:41 am

use tin cans and string , like they do in lancashire ;D

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: Justen Uff on October 31, 2010, 01:50:23 pm

If telephones hadn't been invented neither would cars or vans so we'd all be going round on bikes with ladders attached - so our rounds would be very localised and Mrs Smith & Mrs Jones would just know which day we'd be there and leave the gate open because there weren't any burgulars because there were no mobile phones to nick and they'd leave the money in a tin on the windowcill.  Simples

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: simon w on October 31, 2010, 01:57:27 pm

 Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string  :)

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills  ;)

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: G Griffin on October 31, 2010, 03:06:22 pm

Quote from: simon w on October 31, 2010, 01:57:27 pm

Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string  :)

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills  ;)

I knew you were going to say that.

Title: Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
Post by: simon w on October 31, 2010, 03:52:16 pm

Quote from: G Griffin on October 31, 2010, 03:06:22 pm

Quote from: simon w on October 31, 2010, 01:57:27 pm

Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string  :)

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills  ;)

I knew you were going to say that.

Must have been the telepathy  ;D