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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: kate1 on October 30, 2010, 05:25:48 pm

Title: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 30, 2010, 05:25:48 pm
She said the window cleaner called in, she was just getting out of the bath and was seen in the nude.  Mortified
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: AuRavelling79 on October 30, 2010, 05:29:34 pm
She has a bath by the front door?  ???
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Post by: Jackal on October 30, 2010, 05:33:09 pm
must of seen her through bedroom window ensuit,altough a few of my custards have showers built in there front porches aswell
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 30, 2010, 05:33:51 pm
Not sure Gold I think transition of getting out of the bath and getting dressed, and the window cleaner was there.

Yes her bathroom is at the front of the house.  Old Property

Sure youve all seen alot of stories to tell :)
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: mci services on October 30, 2010, 05:39:37 pm
kate a good window cleaner looks at the glass and not through it, customers in the past have waved at me and I have not seen a thing, and I have never seen anybody nude but I dare say a few think I have seen them through the frosted glass and blinds ::)
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: G Griffin on October 30, 2010, 05:40:03 pm
Not sure Gold I think transition of getting out of the bath and getting dressed, and the window cleaner was there.

Yes her bathroom is at the front of the house.  Old Property

Sure youve all seen alot of stories to tell :)

Yes, the bathroom`s at the front.
I`ll post the pictures later  8). 
Kate, tell her- nice vajazzle   ;).
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 30, 2010, 05:42:31 pm
Ah it was you then Griffin
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: G Griffin on October 30, 2010, 05:49:04 pm
Ah it was you then Griffin

I`m not sure. You`ll have to put some naked pictures of your mate up on here, so I can verify it or not.
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on October 30, 2010, 05:50:17 pm
yes post it cuda bin me  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 30, 2010, 05:52:52 pm
All I know shes mortified
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: G Griffin on October 30, 2010, 06:02:12 pm
All I know shes mortified

I have that affect on women.
No, it wasn`t me and ignore my sillyness Kate.
Like Stu said, he may not have seen as much as she thinks. You are often just looking at the glass.
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: mci services on October 30, 2010, 06:07:16 pm
yep just tell her to get over it, it is an occupational hazard for us and I am sure her window cleaner will get over the ordeal ;) and she shouldn't worry about the poor guy to much
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: chopsie on October 30, 2010, 06:15:02 pm
i think this is the serious floor in water fed pole, Its highly unlikely that I will ever see that  :'(
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: barry mallett on October 30, 2010, 06:26:30 pm
kate a good window cleaner looks at the glass and not through it, customers in the past have waved at me and I have not seen a thing, and I have never seen anybody nude but I dare say a few think I have seen them through the frosted glass and blinds ::)
spot on again stumac this blokes nearly as wise as me ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: mci services on October 30, 2010, 08:32:37 pm
kate a good window cleaner looks at the glass and not through it, customers in the past have waved at me and I have not seen a thing, and I have never seen anybody nude but I dare say a few think I have seen them through the frosted glass and blinds ::)
spot on again stumac this blokes nearly as wise as me ;D

ahh shucks barry ;D maybe one day I will be as wise or wiser than you :-*
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: the bfg on October 30, 2010, 09:21:53 pm
reminds me of the dawn french joke in vicer of dibley a few years ago.

nun in bath when door bell rings and she's in her nude and asks WHO IS IT ?
its the blindman comes the reply,   oh if he's blind then he wont be able to see me in the nude so she opens the front door.

nice tits replies the bloke now where do you want these blinds  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: mci services on October 30, 2010, 09:26:01 pm
 ;D
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Post by: lyndy on October 31, 2010, 01:16:25 pm
Kate we all want to know,is she fit?
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 01:19:02 pm
Ha ha Lyndy.

Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 01:36:51 pm
if she was fit she wouldn't be mortified
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: gordonswindows on October 31, 2010, 01:59:51 pm
Don't believe it Kate

He cleaned the bathroom window?


Gordon
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 02:01:08 pm
I cant remember exactly the co-ordinates of the move, but it happened.
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Post by: Paul Coleman on October 31, 2010, 02:02:43 pm
i think this is the serious floor in water fed pole, Its highly unlikely that I will ever see that  :'(

You're supposed to fit a periscope onto them.
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Matthew Bateman on October 31, 2010, 02:04:20 pm
I heard she invited him in. Said her mate fancied window-cleaners so she'd give him a go.
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 02:04:51 pm
Correct
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 02:08:43 pm
if she was fit she wouldn't be mortified

by you ignoring my post means she's a big girl then? ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 02:15:30 pm
I dont think any of us would like to be seen in the nod  :)
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 02:16:30 pm
you a big girl to then Kate? ;D

nothing wromg with a bit of flesh, something to grab onto ;) ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 02:19:26 pm
Shes of a slightly fuller stature.
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 02:23:06 pm
Shes of a slightly fuller stature.

politley put, so shes a heffer? ;D
































....I'm only kidding. but i knew she was mortified because she was a big girl. if she was happy she would of struck a pose ;)
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Matthew Bateman on October 31, 2010, 02:25:41 pm
I dont think any of us would like to be seen in the nod  :)

You look alright baby  ;)
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 02:26:07 pm
Shes of a fuller figure, but incredibly pretty
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 02:26:20 pm
I dont think any of us would like to be seen in the nod  :)

You look alright baby  ;)

anyone got the sick bucket? ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 02:27:09 pm
Shes of a fuller figure, but incredibly pretty

nicely side stepped ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Matthew Bateman on October 31, 2010, 02:27:25 pm
I dont think any of us would like to be seen in the nod  :)

You look alright baby  ;)

anyone got the sick bucket? ;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: G Griffin on October 31, 2010, 02:28:14 pm
I dont think any of us would like to be seen in the nod  :)

Big Ears didn`t mind.
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: Steve CM on October 31, 2010, 02:29:16 pm
I dont think any of us would like to be seen in the nod  :)

Big Ears didn`t mind.

her mates fat and has big ears?

poor girl ain't got much going for her ;D
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: mci services on October 31, 2010, 02:35:26 pm
does she know you are on the tinter web telling everyone about it Kate? I am sure she will be thrilled to know our opinions
Title: Re: Spoke to my mate
Post by: kate1 on October 31, 2010, 02:37:46 pm
Yes I said can I recount the story?

I wouldnt dream of putting the story up without asking.