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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Avo on October 19, 2010, 06:40:13 pm

Title: I've lost the plot
Post by: Avo on October 19, 2010, 06:40:13 pm
Please tell me im not the only one to leave a pole behind my van and drive off without it ha ha very lucky it wasn't my gardiner pole or i'd be in tears  :'(
I cant be the only mug out here can i lol...
Come on who can better me at this then???
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: david watts on October 19, 2010, 06:55:36 pm
nope left it behind on jobs
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: Dave Willis on October 19, 2010, 07:06:51 pm
Driven off with the extension lead wrapped around my towbar, flooded my van, cleaned the wrong house, tried to collect from the wrong house, left my pole behind and have left warning signs behind but forgot where.  ::)
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: Jeff Brimble on October 19, 2010, 07:13:32 pm
Turned up for the first job of the day and realised there was no eleccy trolley or poles in the boot ?? pinched, stolen ???? - left them in the middle of the lawn the previous nights customer, it was dark., -...still in the same place when I went back  ::)
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: AuRavelling79 on October 19, 2010, 10:23:35 pm
In no particular order:

Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack

 ::)


Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: mci services on October 19, 2010, 10:29:41 pm
Quote from: Gold on October 19, 2010, 10:23:35 pm
In no particular order:

Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack

 ::)




all of them and more ::)

I used to take my kids to a social club on a sunday afternoon, they went to a big play room and I had a few pints, I went home without them :'( wife went mental and I never took them again
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: Londoner on October 20, 2010, 07:45:51 am
Yes ,  done them all.
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: dazmond on October 20, 2010, 08:06:57 am
the only one on there ive done is drive off with ladders unsecured!nearly hit a pensioner when they slid off and just missed her by a few inches!!

mind you im not as old as some of you so theres still time!im 39 today!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D


dazmond
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: sunshine windows on October 20, 2010, 08:53:54 am
Quote
Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack
 

Gold, I hope you've got a good insurance policy mate.  :D

Made me chuckle remembering some of the brain dead things i've done in the past.
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: G Griffin on October 20, 2010, 09:20:26 am
Quote from: Stu Mac on October 19, 2010, 10:29:41 pm
Quote from: Gold on October 19, 2010, 10:23:35 pm
In no particular order:

Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack

 ::)




all of them and more ::)

I used to take my kids to a social club on a sunday afternoon, they went to a big play room and I had a few pints, I went home without them :'( wife went mental and I never took them again

 ;D Classic.
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: Avo on October 20, 2010, 03:20:27 pm
 ;D shouldn't laugh but god some of these are funny...  Leaving the kids down the club ha ha classic matey!!!  Thinking about it I drove off without my ladder been clamped on once and dented my van..
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: Jack Wallace on October 20, 2010, 03:42:29 pm
Quote from: dazmond on October 20, 2010, 08:06:57 am
the only one on there ive done is drive off with ladders unsecured!nearly hit a pensioner when they slid off and just missed her by a few inches!!

mind you im not as old as some of you so theres still time!im 39 today!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D


dazmond

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
Title: Re: I've lost the plot
Post by: Silver Surfer on October 20, 2010, 04:05:25 pm
Quote from: dazmond on October 20, 2010, 08:06:57 am
the only one on there ive done is drive off with ladders unsecured!nearly hit a pensioner when they slid off and just missed her by a few inches!!

mind you im not as old as some of you so theres still time!im 39 today!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D


dazmond

Happy birthday mate,Beer tonight then!!!