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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ian101 on October 18, 2010, 05:25:56 pm

Title: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: Ian101 on October 18, 2010, 05:25:56 pm
Got a flyer thru the door from this company today  ;D

www.scoopthedoo.co.uk

maybe we can send some customers their way  :D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: prestige cleaners on October 18, 2010, 05:51:54 pm
im lost for words! would anyone be that lazy?

and why would anyone invest in this business model?

and who would admit they run a franchise picking up dog crap!

i can just imagine the conversation at home time "nice day dear?"

yes i picked up a tonne of dog and cat crap up today, its all in the van will flush it down the bog later.

oh thats good dear, business is booming isnt it!
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: Paul Coleman on October 18, 2010, 06:22:06 pm
im lost for words! would anyone be that lazy?

and why would anyone invest in this business model?

and who would admit they run a franchise picking up dog crap!

i can just imagine the conversation at home time "nice day dear?"

yes i picked up a tonne of dog and cat crap up today, its all in the van will flush it down the bog later.

oh thats good dear, business is booming isnt it!

I would rather tell people that I'm a window cleaner  ;D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: ian1972 on October 18, 2010, 07:01:57 pm
If u can't clean up after ur own dog dont have one the lazy mo fos
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: clearlyclean on October 18, 2010, 08:20:43 pm
imagine the phone call "you missed a bit,and now i just trod it through my house"
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: Your Choice w/c on October 18, 2010, 09:51:08 pm
Id like to see this company on Dragons Den. Wouldn't think they'd get an investment.
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: james44 on October 18, 2010, 10:05:03 pm
I actully think he can do very well out of it!
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: mci services on October 18, 2010, 10:05:52 pm
I don't know where there is muck there is brass, I wouldn't fancy it but thats why they might make money
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: WCE on October 18, 2010, 10:11:54 pm
Interesting concept mind you they can't get the pricing right the site says "We charge £1 extra for each extra dog you have, providing you request our service once a week. For our twice a week service, please refer to our price table".  But when you look at the table the price shown is £6.00 for 1-4 dogs and £6.90 ::)
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: WCE on October 18, 2010, 10:15:55 pm
Mind you love this bit
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Can I cut my grass before you call?

Yes! there is nothing wrong with cutting your grass before we call as it makes no difference to how well we can provide our service. If your grass is cut regularly, it helps us provide our service more effectively because we can get every bit of waste.
 


Bet they dont mind LOL all the dog mess goes into the grass box. Prehaps I should say to my customers "don't mind you cleaning the windows before I do them makes my clean more effective if you get the bird s*** off ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: james44 on October 18, 2010, 10:20:38 pm
Good video for advertising

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe7xfv_doo-duty-dog-waste-removal-service_fun
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: prestige cleaners on October 18, 2010, 10:31:15 pm
tell you what you would swear i own cats and dogs, by the amount of cat crap i have to clean off my lawns every week since some new neighbours moved in! they never mess their own gardens up though do they. maybe i should sign up for this and give them the bill!  >:(
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: james44 on October 18, 2010, 10:39:15 pm
Could be a very well paying sat/sun job!

And would not have to worry about the weather!
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: james44 on October 18, 2010, 10:49:54 pm
ian101  can you post the flyer on here?
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: jouk45 on October 18, 2010, 10:52:32 pm
i think they will do ok from this business, would work well as an ad on with a dog walking service
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: Ian101 on October 18, 2010, 10:54:41 pm
imagine the phone call "you missed a bit,and now i just trod it through my house"

ok if your a carpet cleaner as well a dog poo picker upper
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: Ian101 on October 18, 2010, 11:00:06 pm
flyer as requested
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: james44 on October 18, 2010, 11:27:43 pm
Thanks ian, just what i need ;D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: NJWindowCleaning on October 18, 2010, 11:49:37 pm
Well there that saying where there is muck there is money!! ;D ;D

And you could put it in the customers bin so no take away  ;D ;D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: james44 on October 22, 2010, 11:22:11 pm
Or you can Wait for a frosty morning, then get your golf clubs out... ;D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on October 22, 2010, 11:24:55 pm
gud carpet cleaner is jsm was wrexham based
now prestatyn the traitor
is works getting canvassed lol ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: mci services on October 22, 2010, 11:30:47 pm
tell you what you would swear i own cats and dogs, by the amount of cat crap i have to clean off my lawns every week since some new neighbours moved in! they never mess their own gardens up though do they. maybe i should sign up for this and give them the bill!  >:(

just buy an air rifle it is better fun ;)
Title: Re: No more problems with dog mess
Post by: mark mann on October 23, 2010, 12:14:59 pm
Mind you love this bit
Quote
Can I cut my grass before you call?

Yes! there is nothing wrong with cutting your grass before we call as it makes no difference to how well we can provide our service. If your grass is cut regularly, it helps us provide our service more effectively because we can get every bit of waste.
 


Bet they dont mind LOL all the dog mess goes into the grass box. Prehaps I should say to my customers "don't mind you cleaning the windows before I do them makes my clean more effective if you get the bird s*** off ;D ;D ;D

lmao -  ;D ;D ;D ;D