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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Steven Shoreditch on October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm

Title: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm: As per the tile really.

I had a corker this morning that I might well repeat in full if enough interest.
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: KLEENAWAY on October 15, 2010, 01:31:53 pm: Im interested mate ;D ! I dont give any custies my number apart from 1 so iv never had any....got plenty off the missus though ;)

Danny
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on October 15, 2010, 01:38:47 pm: post! post! post! ;D
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Post by: HCS on October 15, 2010, 02:29:01 pm: Was it..............

"If you don't clean my windows properly I will spray your cat pink!"

;D
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Post by: clearlyclean on October 15, 2010, 03:02:52 pm: reveal and her number
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Post by: chopsie on October 15, 2010, 03:11:50 pm: Can you leave it this time :o
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Post by: tom2009 on October 15, 2010, 04:03:39 pm: Go on SSWC tell us.
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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 15, 2010, 04:24:33 pm: go on mate we are all waiting i had one few mths ago saying you are way to high maintainance mate . so i replied" wat"
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: clearlyclean on October 15, 2010, 04:34:28 pm: i had a text on easter sunday about 12 pm It went like this "can you come and clean the windows thurday morning I will pay you £24 inside and out as you quoted me £12 for outside only"
I checked my records cleaned this house about 5 times before and last time charged £65
Said there must be a mistake as my records say the price is £65
reply was you will clean my windows for £24
I sent a text saying GET STUFFED find another window cleaner
Couple of months latter got a phone call begging for me to clean the windows for my price,Just laugh and said i was too busy!!!
Telling me I have to clean their windows on their terms. ::)
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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 15, 2010, 04:38:15 pm: they dont get it we are in control of them dont this click with a few of em
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Post by: tom2009 on October 15, 2010, 04:39:03 pm: Quote from: clearlyclaen on October 15, 2010, 04:34:28 pm
i had a text on easter sunday about 12 pm It went like this "can you come and clean the windows thurday morning I will pay you £24 inside and out as you quoted me £12 for outside only"
I checked my records cleaned this house about 5 times before and last time charged £65
Said there must be a mistake as my records say the price is £65
reply was you will clean my windows for £24
I sent a text saying GET STUFFED find another window cleaner
Couple of months latter got a phone call begging for me to clean the windows for my price,Just laugh and said i was too busy!!!
Telling me I have to clean their windows on their terms. ::)
I think some cunstomers are not 'all there', all of them have their moments.
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: clearlyclean on October 15, 2010, 04:47:06 pm: weeds in the lawn,when weeds come along you have to pull them out quick or theyll ruin your round and youll be round there cleaning carpets making the beds cooking their dinner washing their cars,Who in their right mind would arrange for their windows to be cleaned at midnight on a easter sunday. Must of mistaken me for 999 emergency window cleaner 24 hr call out.
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Post by: Ian101 on October 15, 2010, 05:01:35 pm: Can I pay you double next month :D
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Post by: tom2009 on October 15, 2010, 07:08:53 pm: still waiting ::) go on, spit it out man.
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Post by: david watts on October 15, 2010, 07:14:45 pm: you missed her bathroom window out again didnt you?
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Post by: kate1 on October 15, 2010, 07:22:37 pm: Im waiting too pink cat
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Post by: mark mann on October 15, 2010, 08:10:42 pm: Quote from: SSWC on October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm
As per the tile really.

I had a corker this morning that I might well repeat in full if enough interest.
come on sswc - we are all waiting to hear about the text but theres been some funny thread responses..lol

was it 'can i see the full length of your pole...'
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: Llaaww on October 15, 2010, 08:16:04 pm: the one and only text I have ever had from a customer is......

Come and clean my windows you lovely man :D :D

She still gets vip service for that one. She is soo hot !!!!!!
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Post by: martinsadie on October 15, 2010, 09:35:04 pm: never ever been texted by a customer :o
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Post by: lee09 on October 15, 2010, 09:38:36 pm: Mine was, here's the opening line now just stroke my ego.
Hadn't got a clue what it was all about.
Lee
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Post by: the bfg on October 15, 2010, 09:45:31 pm: She still gets vip service for that one. She is soo hot !!!!!!
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aah thats the menopause for you :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: lee09 on October 15, 2010, 09:47:15 pm: Quote from: the bfg on October 15, 2010, 09:45:31 pm

She still gets vip service for that one. She is soo hot !!!!!!
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Classic, thanks

aah thats the menopause for you :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on October 15, 2010, 11:04:59 pm: come on you tease, time to put out ;D
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: mark dew on October 16, 2010, 02:29:52 am: Quote from: SSWC on October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm
As per the tile really.

I had a corker this morning that I might well repeat in full if enough interest.

Don't bother now. The interest has gone. What a boring thread. ::)
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: Dave Willis on October 16, 2010, 07:28:54 am: Send him an offensive text - that'll teach him to waste your time!
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Post by: Steven Shoreditch on October 16, 2010, 08:11:17 am: Quote from: mark dew on October 16, 2010, 02:29:52 am
Quote from: SSWC on October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm
As per the tile really.

I had a corker this morning that I might well repeat in full if enough interest.

Don't bother now. The interest has gone. What a boring thread. ::)

I try to be as boring as possible.
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: DaveG on October 16, 2010, 08:47:58 am: Quote from: KLEENAWAY on October 15, 2010, 01:31:53 pm
Im interested mate ;D ! I dont give any custies my number apart from 1 so iv never had any....got plenty off the missus though ;)

Danny

That makes good business sense ::)
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: Ian_Giles on October 16, 2010, 09:06:35 am: Any post with bad language or asterisks or whatever used instead of certain letters or words will be removed.

Please be careful what you post.

Ian
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Post by: tomy jackson on October 16, 2010, 09:45:13 am: buger carnt you just let him put em out of ther misery
Quote from: Ian_Giles on October 16, 2010, 09:06:35 am
Any post with bad language or asterisks or whatever used instead of certain letters or words will be removed.

Please be careful what you post.

Ian
Title: Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
Post by: tomy jackson on October 16, 2010, 09:47:43 am: Quote from: Stan the Man on October 15, 2010, 09:35:04 pm
never ever been texted by a customer :o
THATS COS THER NO COVERIGE IN THEM THER HILLS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D