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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Darranvps on October 01, 2010, 08:00:17 pm

Title: New TP - WFP
Post by: Darranvps on October 01, 2010, 08:00:17 pm
New TP – WFP
Purple Rhino have been working alongside a major supplier of ultra lightweight Carbon Fibre telescopic poles to bring you an unrivalled water fed pole – with a massive difference.
Unlike all other manufacturers, we have been looking at major advancement in teleportation - the disembodiment of an object in one location and its reconstruction in another.
Using our patented beam splitters, one (sender unit) connected to the water tank and one (receiver unit) fitted to the pole, we have made it possible to totally do away with the hosepipe. More interestingly under normal atmospheric conditions we have carried out cleaning without even taking the van! We successfully cleaned a 3000 sq m glass structure which was 18 m high, located 75 miles away from our base in West Sussex.
"To understand how it works", consider the angular momentum or "spin" of an electron. To entangle the spins of two electrons, you first need to make sure they're identical in all respects but their spin. Then you shoot the electrons simultaneously into a beam splitter.
This device "splits" each electron into a quantum state called a superposition, which gives it an equal probability of travelling down either of two paths. Only when you try to detect the electron do you know which path it took. If you split two electrons simultaneously, both paths could have one electron each (which will happen half of the time) or either path could have both.
Purple Rhino and our Quantum physics partners have shown mathematically that whenever one electron is detected in each path, they will be entangled. While a similar effect has been demonstrated before for photons, the photons used were already entangled in another way, even before they reached the beam splitter.
Costs may seem expensive at first, but bearing in mind you only need a warehouse for making and storing purified water - cutting out the expensive van and running costs, they work out very cost effective.

Our 20 m pole is only, £18,000

15 m is only £14,000

10 m is only £9,000

5 m is only £4,500

To order yours - please e-mail sizes and quantities required to sales@purple-rhino.co.uk
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: ok cleaning on October 01, 2010, 08:04:45 pm
April the 1st ?
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: Darranvps on October 01, 2010, 08:13:15 pm
April the 1st ?

 ;D I can't wait
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: rg1 on October 01, 2010, 08:17:56 pm
Is there any chance of a pole that doesn't use water? I would be interested in one of those cos of the huge savings to be made.
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: Darranvps on October 01, 2010, 08:19:51 pm
Is there any chance of a pole that doesn't use water? I would be interested in one of those cos of the huge savings to be made.

We are working on it!
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: Frankybadboy on October 01, 2010, 08:32:26 pm
Is there any chance of a pole that doesn't use water? I would be interested in one of those cos of the huge savings to be made.

We are working on it!
about all you are working on ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: Steve_c on October 01, 2010, 08:36:17 pm
 Daz I'm only buying if its label  ionics......lol
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: R.M. Window Cleaning on October 01, 2010, 08:38:08 pm
isn't it just called a scrim  ;D ;D
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: Darranvps on October 01, 2010, 10:03:20 pm
Label by Purple Rhionics
Title: Re: New TP - WFP
Post by: KLEENAWAY on October 01, 2010, 10:11:39 pm
Funny as f**k darran but you have to much time on your hands mate haha  ;D ;D ;D

Danny