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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: the bfg on September 22, 2010, 06:49:11 pm

Title: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: the bfg on September 22, 2010, 06:49:11 pm
I'm an easy going fella hence the name BFG and I'm a lover of life and all it has to offer including all kinds of wildlife no matter how big or small,    and although I'm 6 ft 6 and weight 19 stone I'm a big puff when it comes to wasps and hornets but I would never kill one unless I really had to.

and although I'm a lover of spiders today was the straw that broke the cammells back cos just as I was walking down the side of a customers house I walked right through a massive web which wrapped itself around my scouse bonnet and it was full of them.

in fact one spider was so bleedin big it didn't run it SKIPPED  ;D ;D ;D ;D

so thats it for the rest of Autumn until the little blighters have moved indoors their getting the hot water treatment,

ive4 been scratching like a ransid pikey since it happened so off for a nice hot bath.
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: SB Cleaning on September 22, 2010, 06:56:47 pm
I walked into a massive web as well today.

I cant stand spiders scare the crap outta me  ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Llaaww on September 22, 2010, 06:59:52 pm
stomp em
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: tom2009 on September 22, 2010, 07:01:50 pm
I walked into a massive web as well today.

I cant stand spiders scare the crap outta me  ;D

don't be a girl thingy, it's a spider.
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on September 22, 2010, 07:13:44 pm
I'm a girl and I'm not scared of them. ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: bobplum on September 22, 2010, 07:15:23 pm
you big gir.......OHH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT,its ok its a ball of fluff thought it was a spider
bob ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: mci services on September 22, 2010, 07:17:05 pm
you sound like my worker ::) he dances round like an egit when he even sees a spider
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Jack Wallace on September 22, 2010, 07:37:33 pm
When i see a big web I like to aim my water at it. (no not that one, the one from my brush) they think its a fly and come rushing out. always makes me laugh.
yeh i know, little things! ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Perfect Windows on September 22, 2010, 07:39:21 pm
My problem is that at 6'3" tall, I pick up dozens every day that the smaller postie, binman, houseowner, etc have missed.

Vin
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Frankybadboy on September 22, 2010, 08:56:17 pm
hot water teatment,you couldnt have done that last week. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: the bfg on September 22, 2010, 09:00:08 pm
hot water teatment,you couldnt have done that last week. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D















yeah I know  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: gewindows on September 22, 2010, 09:05:40 pm
Its your after-shave Steve, they must love it  ;)
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Frankybadboy on September 22, 2010, 09:09:07 pm
Its your after-shave Steve, they must love it  ;)
can you smell it from your house matt ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Richard Neal on September 22, 2010, 09:13:31 pm
There are 10000's of the buggers this year and every day i forget and walk into them
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Post by: bobby p on September 22, 2010, 09:16:01 pm
they arrive about a week ago, then are only on the windows a few weeks max then thats it for another year . im just thinking  thats strange
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: gewindows on September 22, 2010, 09:19:35 pm
Its your after-shave Steve, they must love it  ;)
can you smell it from your house matt ;D ;D ;D

I can smelly numpty   ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: the bfg on September 22, 2010, 10:11:51 pm
I dare not put after shave on as the wasps dance around me and frighten me to death  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

also my double trim brush has loads hiding in the bristles


I'm sure one even had a man utd top on  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: gewindows on September 22, 2010, 10:43:56 pm
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: barry mallett on September 22, 2010, 10:47:30 pm
the cobwebs are always in the same place . i seem to remember when walking round an house . i hold the pole in front of me at head height . that takes all the impact . better than a gob full of baby spiders ;)
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: mistersqueegee on September 23, 2010, 04:41:01 am
It's a funny kind of psychology. For men spider webs weird us out. For women it means something isn't clean. Back in the 50's horror great Vincent Price had the director cover an opening w/ webs at head high that he walked thru When asked why he did that he replied "to scare the men in the audience" noting that the women would see a doorway that needed a good brooming down but that men would be in full shiver mode.
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: DavidWright76 on September 23, 2010, 06:48:07 am
I'm not bothered about spiders, it's those dirty irritating bluebottles i don't like - especially if one is buzzing around me when i'm 15 foot up.
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: Ken on September 23, 2010, 03:58:26 pm
I think this guy shares our pain!

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/cobwebs
Title: Re: NOW ITS WAR
Post by: tom2009 on September 25, 2010, 09:24:30 pm
If the world keeps warming up at the rate it's going we'll have these to contend with in the not too distant...........

http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/blogs/news/chiefeditor/2010/01/new-spider-found-in-giant-dune.html