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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: peter1983 on September 21, 2010, 12:21:39 pm
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ANYWAY THANKS FOR TAKING THE p OUT OF MY POST
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Not really had that problem lately.
PS. Ever thought about adding punctuation? ::) ;D
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uckme fort id wasd tick ;D
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uckme fort id wasd tick ;D
no your just ugly
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i have 4 week job i have 5 flats each pay £8 so i got there and a beer window cleaner there he was like some1 you would not let in your house at all so the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said i try to call u this window cleaner is cleaning the flat at £2 a flat so we have took him on i said that ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you own me for 2 clean do you have the the money for that any 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said thank you and i was about to go and she said where you going i said sorry what she what about my window i said what about your window she said are you going to clean my window coz this guy dont have a ladder or a wfp so i said ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you she said what u done it for £8 last time and i well you new guy doing them for £2 a flat any last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat are not happy about the way he cleaned them i just bin back and thr run marks lol its a joke i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at there job i pay taxs and it cost my £30 a day befor i get in the car its mad HAS ANY 1 HAD THE SAME
..... and breathe.....!!
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Can someone tell me what this post is about please, I went blue after the second line so had to stop reading ;D
Besides I cant understand it anyway. is it english?
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i have 4 week job i have 5 flats each pay £8 so i got there and a beer window cleaner there he was like some1 you would not let in your house at all so the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said i try to call u this window cleaner is cleaning the flat at £2 a flat so we have took him on i said that ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you own me for 2 clean do you have the the money for that any 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said thank you and i was about to go and she said where you going i said sorry what she what about my window i said what about your window she said are you going to clean my window coz this guy dont have a ladder or a wfp so i said ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you she said what u done it for £8 last time and i well you new guy doing them for £2 a flat any last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat are not happy about the way he cleaned them i just bin back and thr run marks lol its a joke i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at there job i pay taxs and it cost my £30 a day befor i get in the car its mad HAS ANY 1 HAD THE SAME
Blimey. In another thread the space bar didn't work. In this one it's the full stops that have gone kaputt ;D .
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one word...
paragraphs!
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hes hot under the colar; it gets you like that , this job
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peter1983
The beer and fad brigrade are allways causing trouble.They may be rubbish at cleaning windows but they must all have a degree in english because they come on here with fancy put downs for honest windies.
Take no notice.
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sorry can you repost i cant understand a word, i got beer money and £2?
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peter1983
The beer and fad brigrade are allways causing trouble.They may be rubbish at cleaning windows but they must all have a degree in english because they come on here with fancy put downs for honest windies.
Take no notice.
Spot the sense of humour bypass!
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I have a 4 week job, 5 flats and each pay £8.
So i got there and a beer window cleaner there, he was like someone you would not let in your house at all. So the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said
"I tried to call you, this window cleaner is cleaning the flats at £2 a flat so we have took him on"
i said "that's ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you owe me for 2 cleans, do you have the the money for that?"
anyway 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said "thank you" and i was about to go and she said
"where you going?"
i said "sorry what?"
she said "what about my windows?"
i said "what about your windows?"
she said "are you going to clean my windows because this guy doesntt have a ladder or a wfp"
so i said "ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you"
she said "what you done it for £8 last time and well the new guy doing them for £2 a flat!"
Anyway, last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat's are not happy about the way he cleaned them. I have just been back and there are run marks lol its a joke, i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at their job. I pay my taxs and it costs my £30 a day before i get in the car its mad.
HAS ANY ONE HAD THE SAME?
WOW that was hard work!
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i have 4 week job i have 5 flats each pay £8 so i got there and a beer window cleaner there he was like some1 you would not let in your house at all so the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said i try to call u this window cleaner is cleaning the flat at £2 a flat so we have took him on i said that ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you own me for 2 clean do you have the the money for that any 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said thank you and i was about to go and she said where you going i said sorry what she what about my window i said what about your window she said are you going to clean my window coz this guy dont have a ladder or a wfp so i said ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you she said what u done it for £8 last time and i well you new guy doing them for £2 a flat any last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat are not happy about the way he cleaned them i just bin back and thr run marks lol its a joke i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at there job i pay taxs and it cost my £30 a day befor i get in the car its mad HAS ANY 1 HAD THE SAME
Blimey. In another thread the space bar didn't work. In this one it's the full stops that have gone kaputt ;D .
I barely caught a word of that. Jesus what is it, do we have to try to be thick.
And dont take exception to that, you know how to spell well enough, but there isnt even a full-stop at the end of the thread. I dont understand what yo are saying.
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So are they £40 per flat now or £8?
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i think becasue one wc charged £2 she thought he would drop his price from £8 to £2
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i think becasue one wc charged £2 she thought he would drop his price from £8 to £2
But instead he charged £40 ??? For all the flats or just one ??? ???
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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all for £40.
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no £40 for one
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I have a 4 week job, 5 flats and each pay £8.
So i got there and a beer window cleaner there, he was like someone you would not let in your house at all. So the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said
"I tried to call you, this window cleaner is cleaning the flats at £2 a flat so we have took him on"
i said "that's ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you owe me for 2 cleans, do you have the the money for that?"
anyway 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said "thank you" and i was about to go and she said
"where you going?"
i said "sorry what?"
she said "what about my windows?"
i said "what about your windows?"
she said "are you going to clean my windows because this guy doesntt have a ladder or a wfp"
so i said "ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you"
she said "what you done it for £8 last time and well the new guy doing them for £2 a flat!"
Anyway, last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat's are not happy about the way he cleaned them. I have just been back and there are run marks lol its a joke, i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at their job. I pay my taxs and it costs my £30 a day before i get in the car its mad.
HAS ANY ONE HAD THE SAME?
Is that not what the first post said ???
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if you hold a mirror against the screen and read it backwards , it makes sense. amaronap sdrager
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I have a 4 week job, 5 flats and each pay £8.
So i got there and a beer window cleaner there, he was like someone you would not let in your house at all. So the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said
"I tried to call you, this window cleaner is cleaning the flats at £2 a flat so we have took him on"
i said "that's ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you owe me for 2 cleans, do you have the the money for that?"
anyway 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said "thank you" and i was about to go and she said
"where you going?"
i said "sorry what?"
she said "what about my windows?"
i said "what about your windows?"
she said "are you going to clean my windows because this guy doesntt have a ladder or a wfp"
so i said "ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you"
she said "what you done it for £8 last time and well the new guy doing them for £2 a flat!"
Anyway, last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat's are not happy about the way he cleaned them. I have just been back and there are run marks lol its a joke, i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at their job. I pay my taxs and it costs my £30 a day before i get in the car its mad.
HAS ANY ONE HAD THE SAME?
Is that not what the first post said ???
It sort of says the same but with commas 'n' stuff
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I have a 4 week job, 5 flats and each pay £8.
So i got there and a beer window cleaner there, he was like someone you would not let in your house at all. So the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said
"I tried to call you, this window cleaner is cleaning the flats at £2 a flat so we have took him on"
i said "that's ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you owe me for 2 cleans, do you have the the money for that?"
anyway 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said "thank you" and i was about to go and she said
"where you going?"
i said "sorry what?"
she said "what about my windows?"
i said "what about your windows?"
she said "are you going to clean my windows because this guy doesntt have a ladder or a wfp"
so i said "ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you"
she said "what you done it for £8 last time and well the new guy doing them for £2 a flat!"
Anyway, last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat's are not happy about the way he cleaned them. I have just been back and there are run marks lol its a joke, i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at their job. I pay my taxs and it costs my £30 a day before i get in the car its mad.
HAS ANY ONE HAD THE SAME?
Is that not what the first post said ???
It sort of says the same but with commas 'n' stuff
I preferred the original post
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peter i wouldnt worry about the beer brigade ...winters a coming.....nearly time for hibernation
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I have a 4 week job, 5 flats and each pay £8.
So i got there and a beer window cleaner there, he was like someone you would not let in your house at all. So the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said
"I tried to call you, this window cleaner is cleaning the flats at £2 a flat so we have took him on"
i said "that's ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you owe me for 2 cleans, do you have the the money for that?"
anyway 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said "thank you" and i was about to go and she said
"where you going?"
i said "sorry what?"
she said "what about my windows?"
i said "what about your windows?"
she said "are you going to clean my windows because this guy doesntt have a ladder or a wfp"
so i said "ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you"
she said "what you done it for £8 last time and well the new guy doing them for £2 a flat!"
Anyway, last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat's are not happy about the way he cleaned them. I have just been back and there are run marks lol its a joke, i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at their job. I pay my taxs and it costs my £30 a day before i get in the car its mad.
HAS ANY ONE HAD THE SAME?
Is that not what the first post said ???
Just made it a bit more readable as it was little confusing
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Sensai, well done, but you have too much time in your hands. :o
And the answer to Peter's question is.........................wait for it..................
Half past three.
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5 flats at £8 each.£40
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I think he's frustrated at cowboy window cleaners and annoying customers who chop and change to save a buck. And decided to charge her an overpriced amount for her annoyingness. He's probably equally frustrated at pedantic window cleaners on forums. In my solidarity im refusing to put a full stop at the end of this post
;)
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I think he's frustrated at cowboy window cleaners and annoying customers who chop and change to save a buck. And decided to charge her an overpriced amount for her annoyingness. He's probably equally frustrated at pedantic window cleaners on forums. In my solidarity im refusing to put a full stop at the end of this post
;)
Excellent. Well said
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lol 29 post of your lot take in the p nice ;D i will not post anymore thanks for make my so welcome
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lol 29 post of your lot take in the p nice ;D i will not post anymore thanks for make my so welcome
hey mate I understood every bit of the post and I know how you feel just ignore the masses on here that expect every window cleaner to be able to write perfectly ;)
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THANKS M8 i have to say there a lot of dicks on here
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peter i wouldnt worry about the beer brigade ...winters a coming.....nearly time for hibernation
Then you worry about the fire brigade.
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THANKS M8 i have to say there a lot of dicks on here
it happens to all window cleaners at one time or another mate, you will always get the berr brigade out undercutting during the summer months.
but at least you will find who your loyal customers are and who your not so lyal ones are.
just take it in your stride and try to provide the best possible service, the beer brigade will come and go like the seasons, its just that this summer seen a bumper crop of them and they even seemed to come out of the cracks and knooks and the woodwork of course.
but just like a lot of viruses the cold weather usually kills them off.
as for the people on here then don't take it personally, just go with the flow and remember that this forums culture is to give it as well as take it.
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THANKS M8 i have to say there a lot of dicks on here
it happens to all window cleaners at one time or another mate, you will always get the berr brigade out undercutting during the summer months.
but at least you will find who your loyal customers are and who your not so lyal ones are.
just take it in your stride and try to provide the best possible service, the beer brigade will come and go like the seasons, its just that this summer seen a bumper crop of them and they even seemed to come out of the cracks and knooks and the woodwork of course.
but just like a lot of viruses the cold weather usually kills them off.
as for the people on here then don't take it personally, just go with the flow and remember that this forums culture is to give it as well as take it.
Very true. most regular posters on any forum are sometimes the victim of a bit of mickey taking, this place is a place for guys (and the odd gal) to meet, and just like anywhere else people will take the P.
The self righteous ones who complain make me laugh, I bet as soon as someone takes the mick in the pub they throw their rattle out of the pram and run to mummy saying "the big boys are picking on me again"
I will probably get some abuse for this post! Bring it on! I will have a good laugh at you at be back later. ;D
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Isn't your post full of self-righteousness though?
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Isn't your post full of self-righteousness though?
Yeh maybe, but who cares? as someone said in another thead, "this is the internet and its not real" ;D
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Isn't your post full of self-righteousness though?
;D
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I'm glad I read this post... ::)
That's 5 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.
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Isn't your post full of self-righteousness though?
Yeh maybe, but who cares? as someone said in another thead, "this is the internet and its not real" ;D
Thus you probably throw your rattle out the pram down the boozer when someone takes the mick, running to mummy saying "the big boys are picking on me again".
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Isn't your post full of self-righteousness though?
Yeh maybe, but who cares? as someone said in another thead, "this is the internet and its not real" ;D
Thus you probably throw your rattle out the pram down the boozer when someone takes the mick, running to mummy saying "the big boys are picking on me again".
;D ;D ;D Actualy, I dont throw my rattle I have nanny do it for me, and as for going down the "boozer" I dont think so! I might have to mix with you working type chappies!! ;D
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YFOS ;D ;D
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YFOS ;D ;D
Why thank you old chap, your most kind!! ;D
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Who are the so-called 'Beer Brigrade' anyway ??????????????????????????
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Who are the so-called 'Beer Brigrade' anyway ??????????????????????????
It's another name for those on the dole doing a bit of windy cleaning for beer money
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I have a 4 week job, 5 flats and each pay £8.
So i got there and a beer window cleaner there, he was like someone you would not let in your house at all. So the lady come out to me now she has the top floor flat and said
"I tried to call you, this window cleaner is cleaning the flats at £2 a flat so we have took him on"
i said "that's ok BUT i did not get a call from you and you owe me for 2 cleans, do you have the the money for that?"
anyway 20 min down the line she gives my the money i said "thank you" and i was about to go and she said
"where you going?"
i said "sorry what?"
she said "what about my windows?"
i said "what about your windows?"
she said "are you going to clean my windows because this guy doesntt have a ladder or a wfp"
so i said "ok i can clean them but the price to do them is £40 to you"
she said "what you done it for £8 last time and well the new guy doing them for £2 a flat!"
Anyway, last night about 10pm got a call to go back and clean them as all the flat's are not happy about the way he cleaned them. I have just been back and there are run marks lol its a joke, i wish the beer boyz would stop thinking there s&&& hot at their job. I pay my taxs and it costs my £30 a day before i get in the car its mad.
HAS ANY ONE HAD THE SAME?
Is that not what the first post said ???
Just made it a bit more readable as it was little confusing
sensai for mod ;D