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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: the bfg on September 14, 2010, 10:09:52 pm

Title: AAAH THATS BETTER
Post by: the bfg on September 14, 2010, 10:09:52 pm
Had one of those days today when every customer made me a cuppa, however later this afternoon I was doing a £25 house and while at the back I was needing a jeff hurst but just held it in and thought I would find somewere when I finioshed the job.

however by the time I got round the front I was really holding on but with no hidden place to disaprear into I knew I wasn't gonna make it to the next job,    but thankfully th customer arrived home and I begged her if I could use her loo

man alive what a relief and I felt I could have filled an olympic swimming pool  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

one of the problems of being addicted to earl gray tea  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: AAAH THATS BETTER
Post by: mci services on September 14, 2010, 10:12:04 pm
dont you have a bucket in your van :o
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Post by: scottt24 on September 14, 2010, 10:16:18 pm
get yourself a bucket and a bottle of bleach in the back of van :o :o
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on September 14, 2010, 10:20:21 pm
empty 4 pint bottle of milk.... ive been close, but never filled one completely so its over flowing
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Post by: bobby p on September 14, 2010, 10:46:20 pm
got nicked,i must remember that  :o



 today i was about to clean a spiritualist church and was absolutely bursting  so just went behind van  using a bucket as cover


 church wasnt open at the time
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Post by: Newannaive on September 14, 2010, 10:54:36 pm
i got caught peeing behind the dentist i just did  :'(
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Post by: mci services on September 15, 2010, 12:17:27 am
where would you rather it happened on the property being cleaned or in the privacy of the rear of a van in an empty bucket in the back of a van? then tip it down a drain and and rinse with bleach or whatever your choice of chemical happens to be.
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Post by: Frankybadboy on September 15, 2010, 07:15:14 am
where would you rather it happened on the property being cleaned or in the privacy of the rear of a van in an empty bucket in the back of a van? then tip it down a drain and and rinse with bleach or whatever your choice of chemical happens to be.
have you seen the back of his van it like a sh it tip. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: barry mallett on September 15, 2010, 05:45:18 pm
i use my skivis bucket on a belt when its in the back of the van , not when hes got it on ;)
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Post by: tom2009 on September 15, 2010, 06:06:02 pm
got nicked,i must remember that  :o



 today i was about to clean a spiritualist church and was absolutely bursting  so just went behind van  using a bucket as cover


 church wasnt open at the time
HE can still see you bobby p! bucket or not.
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Post by: Steve_c on September 15, 2010, 10:28:54 pm
I'm told ionics are launching a new add on...........He-wee, turns your p into pure water. ;D
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Post by: ascjim on September 21, 2010, 09:22:07 pm
That cracked me up :D
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Post by: Andy@w.c.s on September 21, 2010, 10:16:33 pm
Anyone know the tds of that ? ;D
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on September 23, 2010, 03:37:39 pm
BLEACH? YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED WELL  ;)