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Title: Killed a fish last month
Post by: Martin-Swinscoe on September 01, 2010, 07:25:15 pm: Well i thought i had heard it all until today.

Pulled up outside a customers house today me and the lad started to get all wfp tack out the back of the van.
When the lady of the house said "err not today thanks, as to put it blunt you killed one of my fish last month! ???!"
I replied "sory what do you mean i killed one of you're fish?"
"Well you left your pole "thing" lent on the wall of my pond pouring contamintated (spelling) water into my pond, then when i got up in the morning one of my fish was floating on the top!!"
I couldn't believe what i was hearing i was flabbergasted, dumbstruck etc etc.
I tried to reason with her that the water coming out of my brush was totally pure. But again she was not having it.

"No No no there are chemicals in it and obviously it had done something to the water and thats what caused the fish to die!!"

at this point i just said to my lad. Forget it we ain't coming back here ever again jumped into the van and rode off to the next custy....some people eh!!
it was only a poxy £8 job anyway lol
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Post by: Richard Neal on September 01, 2010, 07:33:01 pm: You Killer you ;D
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Post by: bravo20 on September 01, 2010, 07:56:14 pm: sounds a bit of a fishy excuse to me!
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on September 01, 2010, 08:11:05 pm: sounds like a job for james pond! sorry thought i'd lower the tone a little. sounds like your better off without her mate (mental cow) i seem to get a few too! lol
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Post by: mci services on September 01, 2010, 08:14:07 pm: I heard that excuse when I was trad, apparently I threw my dirty water in the pond ::) if only she knew my dirty water stayed in my bucket all day ;D
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Post by: HCS on September 01, 2010, 08:51:46 pm: FISH MURDERER!!!!!
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Post by: LWC on September 01, 2010, 08:54:36 pm: The Cod Father
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Post by: lee09 on September 01, 2010, 08:59:02 pm: I'm trawling the police
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Post by: tacky on September 01, 2010, 09:11:04 pm: i fin k they got the wrong one
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Post by: LWC on September 01, 2010, 09:13:53 pm: What they flapping on about
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Post by: Martin-Swinscoe on September 01, 2010, 09:17:02 pm: just hope the SCALES of justice will clear my name
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on September 01, 2010, 09:24:52 pm: This thread smells a little fishy if you ask me ;D
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Post by: Dean Taberner on September 01, 2010, 09:25:12 pm: I killed 200+ tadpoles a few years ago at a primary school.

Bad times. : ( : (
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on September 01, 2010, 09:29:21 pm: When your drunk dean your not supposed to p in the kids pond
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Post by: Ross G on September 01, 2010, 10:46:03 pm: quit the windows and take up CARPet cleaning
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Post by: 4Taz on September 01, 2010, 10:53:08 pm: PIKEy flicked a soggy ROACH in the pond whilst PERCHed on his hoserEEL
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Post by: d s windowcleaning on September 01, 2010, 10:58:49 pm: Quote from: 4Taz on September 01, 2010, 10:53:08 pm
PIKEy flicked a soggy ROACH in the pond whilst PERCHed on his hoserEEL
;D
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Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on September 01, 2010, 11:00:28 pm: Stitched up like a kipper mate, It'll be that Salmon brush you were using!
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Post by: tacky on September 01, 2010, 11:04:31 pm: send im to sardiner.the daft pilchard.
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on September 02, 2010, 07:51:34 am: the job doesnt sound like its worth the stickleback

i know im scraping the barral now mate.

but its too easy to mock, some would say its like shooting fish in a barrel!
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Post by: Londoner on September 02, 2010, 07:59:12 am: My friend who used to be the manager of a garage had a bloke come back to complain that he had two punctures since they had serviced his car, (about eight months earlier). Never had one before so it must be their fault.
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Post by: tacky on September 02, 2010, 09:00:25 pm: i bet his ego was deflated
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Post by: tacky on September 02, 2010, 09:02:01 pm: n i bet the garage owner was tyred
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Post by: LWC on September 02, 2010, 09:23:59 pm: Wonder if he left any skid marks.
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Post by: Londoner on September 03, 2010, 07:51:21 am: Nah, it was a blow out, he couldn't stand the pressure.
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Post by: Window Washers on September 03, 2010, 08:11:50 am: bet he felt well let down..
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Post by: awcs on September 03, 2010, 09:35:46 am: some customers try to tread all over you
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Post by: sarahbelleee on September 03, 2010, 09:53:52 am: Bad coincidence. It's good it was fish. Can you imagine what was going to happend if that was dog or cat.
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Post by: mlscontractcleaner on September 04, 2010, 04:41:08 pm: The only thing I've ever been accused of killing is a plant in a window box; why do they all think we use chemicals in our water? Even when we explain about pure water I don't think they believe us!!