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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: mci services on August 15, 2010, 09:59:09 pm

Title: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: mci services on August 15, 2010, 09:59:09 pm
what do you think

it will go like this

WE DO NOT CLEAN THREE BED SEMIS FOR THREE QUID, IF YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE CLEANED AT THIS PRICE GO TO THE DOLE OFFICE AND LOOK FOR A GUY WITH LADDERS ON HIS ROOF RACK AND ASK HIM, DO NOT PHONE ME IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.

is that a bit blunt or will it get the message across ;D
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: glen parva on August 15, 2010, 10:02:39 pm
i could not of put it better myself  ;D ;D

ture though
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: deeege on August 15, 2010, 10:05:35 pm
I get the point but maybe a bit aggressively worded for a professional website?
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: mci services on August 15, 2010, 10:08:43 pm
I get the point but maybe a bit aggressively worded for a professional website?
I was only joking but you get the point though
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: cleewindows on August 15, 2010, 10:13:59 pm
do them for £4 then  ;D ;D
only joking pal,luckily i have no price issues,everyone seems to be more than happy with quotes so i am now marking the more than happy with the price customers down and will be upping there prices next april :)
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on August 15, 2010, 10:15:55 pm
what do you think

it will go like this

WE DO NOT CLEAN THREE BED SEMIS FOR THREE QUID, IF YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE CLEANED AT THIS PRICE GO TO THE DOLE OFFICE AND LOOK FOR A GUY WITH LADDERS ON HIS ROOF RACK AND ASK HIM, DO NOT PHONE ME IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.

is that a bit blunt or will it get the message across ;D
Truth hurts.

Go for it, as no one will thank you for being a Billy Liar.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: the bfg on August 16, 2010, 01:14:12 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: lee09 on August 16, 2010, 06:35:01 am
Can you not put prices start from?
Lee
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: Paul Coleman on August 16, 2010, 06:45:39 am
what do you think

it will go like this

WE DO NOT CLEAN THREE BED SEMIS FOR THREE QUID, IF YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE CLEANED AT THIS PRICE GO TO THE DOLE OFFICE AND LOOK FOR A GUY WITH LADDERS ON HIS ROOF RACK AND ASK HIM, DO NOT PHONE ME IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.

is that a bit blunt or will it get the message across ;D

Focus on playing up your business - not putting down others' - even if they do deserve it.  ;D
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: kate1 on August 16, 2010, 07:08:39 am
I think if I read that OP, it would put me off.

I agree with Lee, positivity emphasis on your own business, rather than negativity on others.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: bobby p on August 16, 2010, 07:18:53 am
add to it  "if you are called nutmeg,nutty meg or anything similar ,please dont start texting me about your windows,hospitals or whatever  "
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: JSMC on August 16, 2010, 08:07:42 am
in the next few years some of us might be glad at getting 3 quid for ahouse the way things are going. this site cracks me feckin up sometimes. Ye wanna try working in scotland in some areas mate
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: gewindows on August 16, 2010, 08:19:14 am
Its not professional is it.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: andyjm1 on August 16, 2010, 08:23:35 am
Just put your minimum price on your website, then people will know what to expect when they ring.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: mci services on August 16, 2010, 08:41:17 am
in the next few years some of us might be glad at getting 3 quid for ahouse the way things are going. this site cracks me feckin up sometimes. Ye wanna try working in scotland in some areas mate
I do work in central scotland, the statement was a bit of humour, but regards £3 a house I don't care how bad it gets they do not want to phone me.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: mci services on August 16, 2010, 08:44:36 am
add to it  "if you are called nutmeg,nutty meg or anything similar ,please dont start texting me about your windows,hospitals or whatever  "

I can relate to that as well ;D ;D
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: JSMC on August 16, 2010, 01:32:28 pm
pricing round my way for houses is murder.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: cat9921 on August 16, 2010, 01:39:55 pm
what do you think

it will go like this

WE DO NOT CLEAN THREE BED SEMIS FOR THREE QUID, IF YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE CLEANED AT THIS PRICE GO TO THE DOLE OFFICE AND LOOK FOR A GUY WITH LADDERS ON HIS ROOF RACK AND ASK HIM, DO NOT PHONE ME IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.

is that a bit blunt or will it get the message across ;D

Love it stu-mac  ;D
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: BORBRYCE on August 16, 2010, 02:00:39 pm
Or this.....
My name is Stu Mac and I go on the forums, so I know the score. I shall now be charging £15 for a one bedroom flat and £25 for a three bed semi. This is the going rate, no arguments, if you don't like it then damn off.
Title: Re: thinking of this statement on my website
Post by: mci services on August 16, 2010, 04:50:49 pm
Or this.....
My name is Stu Mac and I go on the forums, so I know the score. I shall now be charging £15 for a one bedroom flat and £25 for a three bed semi. This is the going rate, no arguments, if you don't like it then damn off.

even better ;D
pricing round my way for houses is murder.

same round here but I still charge more than 3 quid, the guy that does my street takes 3 to 3.50 as do most of them in my town, luckily for me though a big domestic firm in my area with ten vans on the go have steadily raised there min for a house to a fiver, so now I take £6 ;D upwards