Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on August 12, 2010, 08:22:57 pm
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was i few yrs ago was doing a house when i was stretching to a difficult window was greeted with two girls coming down stairs they started to titter and laugh so i thought nothing about this when the lady came to pay me she was a bit rude then i looked down and me flies was open i had me thunderbird boxers on laughed later about it lost the custie though :D
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Hi,
Pervert.
Kevin WINDOLENE
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not the dreaded thunderbirds! :o
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was thunderbird 3 on show then ;)
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yeh i know ;D
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i did a bungalow a few months ago and turned round stood on a man hole cover and down i went. me m8 wet himself ;D ;D ;D
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i did a bungalow a few months ago and turned round stood on a man hole cover and down i went. me m8 wet himself ;D ;D ;D
i did that a couple of weeks ago ,just one leg with me
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Thunderbirds are go !!!
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not embarrasing but could show my face for a month as i was cleaning a house the other week on a saturday, put note and left, ran in to her neighbour a few days later as kids go same school, turns out the women was having a stroke whilst i was doing the windows, luckly the women is ok, but felt really crap over it,
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I've caught a customer really enjoying his own company; that was funny.
And I've caught a nurse customer of mine topless sunbathing; that was fun.
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was i few yrs ago was doing a house when i was stretching to a difficult window was greeted with two girls coming down stairs they started to titter and laugh so i thought nothing about this when the lady came to pay me she was a bit rude then i looked down and me flies was open i had me thunderbird boxers on laughed later about it lost the custie though :D
Bet you turned into Captain Scarlet when you found out ;)
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no more like joe 90 with that cage thing goggle eyed
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i cought a custy naked as the day she was born sitting in the sun enjoying a glass of wine listening to the radio !!! pity she got to be in her late 70's
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I learned the job doing schools for the Inner London Education Authority. We had to do them inside and out and we did the insides jumping from desk to desk while the kids were in the classrooms. I did a whole row and then stepped down off the last desk.......straight into my bucket :-[ The kids thought it was hilarious and the whole class erupted in screams of laughter - I couldn't get out of that classroom quick enough ;D ;D
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a few time over the years ive split my jeans right across the arse coming down the ladders two at a time.once at a big nursery and all the women were trying to keep a straight face!!and another time at a fit birds house.had to go home and change before i got arrested for flashing!! ;D ;D ;D
dazmond
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In a different life I sold word processors and I was doing a demo to 5 women and their boss at Wiltshire Social Services who were looking for a machine to "roll out" to all their offices and replace their old typewriters. So an order of about £5000 plus ongoing orders and maintenance contract and supplies was at stake.
It was in the early 90's and having only had sedentary sales work and eating too much rubbish I was a big old bloater.
So I'm setting up in this anteroom with a big table at coffee table height and I carry in this word processor which is basically a massive typewriter with a computer screen - bend over and RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIP! my trousers go from waist to crotch. ;D
It was a sweltering day and I kept my jacket on throughout the demonstration and making sure that when I bend down to the keyboard I bend at the knees so as not to show off my Primark specials!
I don't know "whether they knew" and were too polite to say anything - but I got the order.
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I was out canvassing the other day and pushed a doorbell that wouldn't turn itself off. It just kept ringing and button was stuck in. I kept fiddling with it and eventually managed to turn it off, but in my haste I turned it back on again accidentally. It was really loud too. Eventually I got it to stop and a really old guy stuck his head round the window and just glared at me. I smiled and did a hasty retreat.
Pete
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i did a bungalow a few months ago and turned round stood on a man hole cover and down i went. me m8 wet himself ;D ;D ;D
no doubt i'll be having a little chuckle to meself when i'm there in the mornin !!
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Nice one Pete!! ;D
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i did a bungalow a few months ago and turned round stood on a man hole cover and down i went. me m8 wet himself ;D ;D ;D
i did that a couple of weeks ago ,just one leg with me
I've done that as well. Really hurt and jarred my back in the fall. The owner of the house seemed to think it was my fault and I should be more careful.