Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Davindo Cleana on September 10, 2005, 07:16:17 pm
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I might have missed something in the application small print which would explain, but how, exactly, does one become a god.
And would I have to buy a suit.
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just keep waffling and you will soon be there .when you have 500 posts
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For real? Aiii ;)
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Keep waffling? ;)
Better add a post in here then just to get the numbers up
:D
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I'm writing crap as well!!!!!!!!
I'd rather be a power seller on EBAY it's easier money than W/C
(wish i was a god) keep writing rubbish like this won't take long!!
Ray.
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;)
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RAY: IF Idecide to let you in,you can sit at my feet ;D ;D
GAZA
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it a sense of well-being
a honour amoungst mear mortals etc etc
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935 posts
i really need to look into something else
i had about 6 months away from the forum aswell ::) ::)
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You only need 250 posts actually
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actually one needs 500+ to become a God did you know god is dog spelt back to front, like red rum is murder backwards.
gaza
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I know it's not a palindrome like 'wow', but can't remember the word for when a word can be written backwards - now a god might know that ;D
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Did you know that God is the old German for 'good'.
If you put them both together you get 'good god'.
So the term 'good god' really means .good good'.
I just give you this simple fact to increase my number of postings by one.
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Iv'e decided that i don't want to be a God now!
There a bunch of very :( :( people --wot do you reckon Gaza!!!!!!!!
Ray.
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actually one needs 500+ to become a God did you know god is dog spelt back to front, like red rum is murder backwards.
gaza
So how do you work out that I'm a God with only 336 posts then Gaza?
Maybe I'm just special.
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maybe your just sad
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Oh cheers mate.
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well i can tell by your cap ::)
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Have you heard the one about the "Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac"
He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog ;D
Lee
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;D
Thats one more posting for me then !!
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;D
And that's another - there I'm over the ton now and a senior member (and I'm only 16)!!!
PS: when are the mods blocking this one then ?
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Matt, What honour is bestowed on you when you reach 1000 then ?
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Matt, What honour is bestowed on you when you reach 1000 then
Imortal.
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LOL
Immoral - surely not !!!
:P
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It is only 250 points you need not 500. Unless its just changed but I doubt it.
Steve
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I've spoken with the family about becoming a god and they are now asking how it all affects them, and if I have to get a suit for the ceremony, why can't they all get new clothes too. I can see it all going pear shaped.
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I just went downstairs and announced that 'I am a clean it up God'.
They all just stared at me with open mouths.
Maybe they're in awe of me?
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As a god maybe you shouldn't have to go downstairs anymore; can you not just ring a bell when you want to announce things
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I have a very long way to go before i am a god !!!!!!!
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Hi Richie
Just find some back water on this forum and type one word and post it a good few hundred times.
Then .... you to will be a God ....
Or send Tosh (one of the moderators) a 'gift'.
Or just tell him he's great.
Cheers
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I might have missed something in the application small print which would explain, but how, exactly, does one become a god.
First of all, mate, you require slanty-eyes and a Geordie accent; like me ;).
Secondly, an understanding Missis helps; who'd probably prefer me to cruising the 'left handed internet sites' (the ones that require left-handed mouse control) than 'Oh not that window cleaning website again'.
Thirdly, listen to Ross. He knows his stuff, especially when he said:
Or send Tosh (one of the moderators) a 'gift'.
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Right then Tosh.
What colour do you want the bentley in then ?
Where do I deliver it ?
Surely that earns me an extra 2000 points AT LEAST !!!!
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Tosh
I told you it'd work.
Where's my back hander you promised.
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Tosh
I told you it'd work.
Where's my back hander you promised.
Sorry, Ross. I'm straight as they come and totally hetrosexual. You'll have to look elsewhere for your sexual gratification.
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Tosh - I feel like I have a direct line - I think you should be more like the wizard in Oz and get lesser people to communicate on your behalf - it would be great if your post FAO Shawn was sent by someone else: 'Tosh wants a word Shawn' like Grouty in Porridge.
Anyway I don't have the slanty eyes but I am a bona fide Geordie and ye can have a pint with me any time bonny lad ;)
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Can I finish my tuna sweetcorn on toast first :'(
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I am not comfertable with this god thing i would rather be called a
clean it up sad git
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have you been on the plymouth gin or something ;D
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or maybe just full of it ;D ;D :P
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Typical, Tosh makes replies on this post instead of locking it :-\ Leaving me to be the bad guy :'(
Ok, I know, it's fun, don't be a killjoy, but the site owners don't want this irrelevent stuff.
So consider it locked, forever to fade further and further down the listings.....
Regards
Ian
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Ian,
Apologies.
Regards,
Tosh.