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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Davindo Cleana on September 10, 2005, 07:16:17 pm

Title: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 10, 2005, 07:16:17 pm
I might have missed something in the application small print which would explain, but how, exactly, does one become a god.
And would I have to buy a suit.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 10, 2005, 07:20:38 pm
just keep waffling and you will soon be there .when you have 500 posts
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 10, 2005, 07:43:13 pm
For real? Aiii ;)
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Solo Cleaning on September 10, 2005, 07:53:12 pm
Keep waffling? ;)

Better add a post in here then just to get the numbers up
 :D
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Ray Pickering on September 10, 2005, 08:15:32 pm
I'm writing crap as well!!!!!!!!

I'd rather be a power seller on EBAY it's easier money than W/C

(wish i was a god) keep writing rubbish like this won't take long!!

Ray.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: daniel b on September 10, 2005, 08:16:54 pm
 ;)
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: gaza on September 10, 2005, 08:23:13 pm
RAY: IF Idecide to let you in,you can sit at my feet ;D ;D

GAZA
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: matt on September 10, 2005, 08:24:09 pm
it a sense of well-being

a honour amoungst mear mortals etc etc
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: matt on September 10, 2005, 08:25:28 pm
935 posts

i really need to look into something else

i had about 6 months away from the forum aswell  ::) ::)
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 10, 2005, 08:45:00 pm
You only need 250 posts actually
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: gaza on September 10, 2005, 09:12:25 pm
actually one needs 500+ to become a God did you know god is dog spelt back to front, like red rum is murder backwards.

gaza
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 10, 2005, 09:18:10 pm
I know it's not a palindrome like 'wow', but can't remember the word for when a word can be written backwards - now a god might know that ;D
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: rosskesava on September 10, 2005, 09:37:34 pm
Did you know that God is the old German for 'good'.

If you put them both together you get 'good god'.

So the term 'good god' really means .good good'.

I just give you this simple fact to increase my number of postings by one.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Ray Pickering on September 10, 2005, 10:28:58 pm
Iv'e decided that i don't want to be a God now!

There a bunch of very  :( :( people --wot do you reckon Gaza!!!!!!!!

Ray.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sir Squeaky on September 10, 2005, 11:50:04 pm
actually one needs 500+ to become a God did you know god is dog spelt back to front, like red rum is murder backwards.

gaza
So how do you work out that I'm a God with only 336 posts then Gaza?

Maybe I'm just special.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 10, 2005, 11:58:32 pm
maybe your just sad
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sir Squeaky on September 11, 2005, 12:03:51 am
Oh cheers mate.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 11, 2005, 12:12:08 am
well i can tell by your cap   ::)
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Solo Cleaning on September 11, 2005, 09:13:21 am
Have you heard the one about the "Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac"

He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog ;D

Lee
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sarah Sarill on September 11, 2005, 03:17:46 pm
 ;D

Thats one more posting for me then !!
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sarah Sarill on September 11, 2005, 03:18:43 pm
 ;D

And  that's another - there I'm over the ton now and a senior member (and I'm only 16)!!!   


PS:  when are the mods blocking this one then ?
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sarah Sarill on September 11, 2005, 03:21:56 pm
Matt, What honour is bestowed on you when you reach 1000 then ?
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: thewindowcleaner1 on September 11, 2005, 03:34:40 pm
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Matt, What honour is bestowed on you when you reach 1000 then


Imortal.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sarah Sarill on September 11, 2005, 04:28:08 pm
LOL

Immoral - surely not !!!

 :P
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: s.hughes on September 11, 2005, 06:46:20 pm
It is only 250 points you need not 500. Unless its just changed but I doubt it.

Steve
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 11, 2005, 07:04:39 pm
I've spoken with the family about becoming a god and they are now asking how it all affects them, and if I have to get a suit for the ceremony, why can't they all get new clothes too. I can see it all going pear shaped.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: rosskesava on September 11, 2005, 07:08:46 pm
I just went downstairs and announced that 'I am a clean it up God'.

They all just stared at me with open mouths.

Maybe they're in awe of me?
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 11, 2005, 07:13:59 pm
As a god maybe you shouldn't have to go downstairs anymore; can you not just ring a bell when you want to announce things
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: richie_tracey on September 11, 2005, 07:28:24 pm
I have a very long way to go before i am a god !!!!!!!
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: rosskesava on September 11, 2005, 07:53:08 pm
Hi Richie

Just find some back water on this forum and type one word and post it a good few hundred times.

Then .... you to will be a God ....

Or send Tosh (one of the moderators) a 'gift'.

Or just tell him he's great.

Cheers
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: windows_chepstow on September 11, 2005, 08:29:01 pm
I might have missed something in the application small print which would explain, but how, exactly, does one become a god.


First of all, mate, you require slanty-eyes and a Geordie accent; like me ;).

Secondly, an understanding Missis helps; who'd probably prefer me to cruising the 'left handed internet sites' (the ones that require left-handed mouse control) than 'Oh not that window cleaning website again'.

Thirdly, listen to Ross.  He knows his stuff, especially when he said:

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Or send Tosh (one of the moderators) a 'gift'.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Sarah Sarill on September 11, 2005, 08:35:35 pm
Right then Tosh.

What colour do you want the bentley in then ?

Where do I deliver it ?

Surely that earns me an extra 2000 points AT LEAST !!!!

Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: rosskesava on September 11, 2005, 09:00:02 pm
Tosh

I told you it'd work.

Where's my back hander you promised.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: windows_chepstow on September 11, 2005, 09:06:37 pm
Tosh

I told you it'd work.

Where's my back hander you promised.

Sorry, Ross.  I'm straight as they come and totally hetrosexual.  You'll have to look elsewhere for your sexual gratification.
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 11, 2005, 09:16:02 pm
Tosh - I feel like I have a direct line - I think you should be more like the wizard in Oz and get lesser people to communicate on your behalf - it would be great if your post FAO Shawn was sent by someone else: 'Tosh wants a word Shawn' like Grouty in Porridge.
Anyway I don't have the slanty eyes but I am a bona fide Geordie and ye can have a pint with me any time bonny lad ;)
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Davindo Cleana on September 11, 2005, 09:45:25 pm
Can I finish my tuna sweetcorn on toast first :'(
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 11, 2005, 10:03:55 pm
I am not comfertable with this god thing i would rather be called a
clean it up sad git
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Moderator David@stives on September 11, 2005, 10:08:27 pm
have you been on the plymouth gin or something   ;D
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Chris Cottrell on September 11, 2005, 10:36:56 pm
or maybe just full of it ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: Ian_Giles on September 12, 2005, 06:18:19 am
Typical, Tosh makes replies on this post instead of locking it :-\ Leaving me to be the bad guy :'(

Ok, I know, it's fun, don't be a killjoy, but the site owners don't want this irrelevent stuff.
So consider it locked, forever to fade further and further down the listings.....


Regards


Ian
Title: Re: How to be a god?
Post by: windows_chepstow on September 12, 2005, 08:08:00 am
Ian,

Apologies.

Regards,

Tosh.