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Title: Codes for gates
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on May 27, 2010, 10:38:38 am
 ;)
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: supernova77 on May 27, 2010, 10:49:26 am
1234 - Nice and safe!  :-\

Andy
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Paul Coleman on May 27, 2010, 11:17:16 am
What sort of numbers are your customers using for their gates?Two that stand out with mine are:

1966 (football fan)
1066 (history nut)
1945 (another nut)

I had a couple of 1066s at once some years ago  :) .
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Mist A Bit on May 27, 2010, 12:27:03 pm
my custys arnt posh enough for electric gates lol
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Michael Smallwood on May 27, 2010, 12:45:33 pm
1664 - lager nut  ;D
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Post by: richard jagger on May 27, 2010, 03:21:57 pm
WE tried these numbers in the slammer. But we are still in the bin.
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on May 27, 2010, 03:33:30 pm
1664 - lager nut  ;D
when did u clean my windows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on May 27, 2010, 06:04:08 pm
1238xy
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: e newlands on May 27, 2010, 06:05:38 pm
a lot  use the year 2010 i clean a gated mobile home site surprising how many cars you see outside as they still forget the code
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: rg1 on May 27, 2010, 07:39:47 pm
my custys arnt posh enough for electric gates lol

Mine don't even have a gate! ;)
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: e newlands on May 27, 2010, 08:01:37 pm
somechanged the code to the padlock to the yard last year i climbed over the gate  as i was bursting for a pee got the shoelace caught and ended up hanging there for over half hour upside down til someone turned up
had a mouth full by the time i got rescued
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Jimmy1 on May 27, 2010, 08:07:51 pm
I have a few gated residential properties (nearly all with rotweillers the other side lol) none of mine ever reveal their codes, not that I'm interested I'd rather phone and let them know I'm coming so the dogs can be removed... Seriously my customers with gates treat their codes like a winning lottery ticket no matter how long or how well you know them after all you can't blame them this is Northern Ireland and old habits die hard.
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: Jimmy1 on May 27, 2010, 08:32:57 pm
Hi Matt have dropped in from time to time but not posted, do post sometimes on ACS forum as I'm a member of the Guild. Haven't heard of DIY Matts Forum though whats the link and I'll take a look. Thanks
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: chopsie on May 27, 2010, 09:18:21 pm
somechanged the code to the padlock to the yard last year i climbed over the gate  as i was bursting for a pee got the shoelace caught and ended up hanging there for over half hour upside down til someone turned up
had a mouth full by the time i got rescued
what......you had a mouth full of pee  :o
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: dazmond on May 27, 2010, 09:31:39 pm
ive got one or two with codes.one point blank refuses to give it me even though ive cleaned his windows for 16 years!! ::) ;D ;D

and the other custys(2 doctors) ive got.the only thing is is if i forget to punch the code in twice the gate shuts behind me after about a minute and i have to get a passer by to open it for me!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: scottt24 on May 27, 2010, 10:14:55 pm
we do a few gated communities and they all always seem to use the year for gate codes 
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: e newlands on May 27, 2010, 10:36:20 pm
yep
you try to whip out your mickey and pee upside down
see where it ends up
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: G Griffin on May 27, 2010, 10:38:20 pm
yep
you try to whip out your mickey and pee upside down
see where it ends up

  Spit it out then.
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: elite mike on May 27, 2010, 10:40:58 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

all mine are confidential ::) ;D
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: e newlands on May 27, 2010, 10:43:26 pm
stand on your head and drink a glass of water see what happens--and thats without being stuck to the gate
---it was a near death experience
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: G Griffin on May 27, 2010, 10:50:25 pm
 So you had no pants on?
 I`m trying to imagine what position you were in but if it were me hanging upside down, my numpty would pass where my head was and hit the floor. Then I`d tinkle on the floor.
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: e newlands on May 27, 2010, 11:04:39 pm
NO NO I HAD TO UNZIP

im trying to work out what youve said
ive had to do a scale dwg
from my calculations your you have a trunk not a mickey
your wasted cleaning windows you need to consider a career in porn
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: elite mike on May 27, 2010, 11:09:15 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: G Griffin on May 28, 2010, 09:19:23 pm
NO NO I HAD TO UNZIP

im trying to work out what youve said
ive had to do a scale dwg
from my calculations your you have a trunk not a mickey
your wasted cleaning windows you need to consider a career in porn

  Been there and done the porn thing. I got sick of working with the same blokes, so I gave it up.
   Sitting down comfortably is no longer a problem now either.
Title: Re: Codes for gates
Post by: NJWindowCleaning on May 29, 2010, 03:15:47 pm
The customer gives you codes for the gates in confidense. So you can carry out your work around there property.

As they have told you the code if they had a thief then wouldn't you be liable for saying about the code for the gate??