Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Klean07 on May 14, 2010, 09:26:31 pm
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1.Not today my relatives are here.
2 " " We're decorating the bedroom.
3. " " I'm having my hair done
4." " The cats are asleep!!!
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not today cos im gonna have a nap GRRRRRR
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Good bye custy.
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aye it was
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Not today because there are some black clouds coming over.
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i had a custy cancel and to knock when i am in area to ask if she wanted them doing, as i scare her dog
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i had a custy cancel and to knock when i am in area to ask if she wanted them doing, as i scare her dog
my answer wuda scared yr fella >:( >:( >:(
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i av no excuse policy eva 1 excuse yr binned
4 always 4 eva end off ;D ;D ;D
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Not this month the weather is filthy! twice in a row haven't bothered since ;D
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I'm watching countdown.
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i had "can you only do them when your passing?" he caught me 1 year later
" where have you been my windows are filthy!!"
" sorry havent been past your place yet "
bless him
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I'm just going out... ::)
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I turned up at this job after the customer phoned me up to give her a quote. She was happy with the quote and at the same time i picked her neighbour up to. Went to do both a week later, no problem. Next month did the neighbor and then she comes out and says not to day i have a headache. ??? The following month not today I'm decorating ??? One more lady i thought and your binned. Then this month i decided to do her first Not today the house is still in a mess after decorating. OK no problem i said you have cancelled 3 months running so im going to drop you as customer because of my 3 cancellation policy. She called mr a w**ker and slammed the door in my face. :-\ I have picked up two more in the street ;D and her windows still have bird poo since Late February.
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"they aint dirty" ::)
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I point out to my customers that I tried telling the bank manager "Not this time" once when the mortgage was due,...
They get the point very quickly and realise I'm running a professional business & I'm not the stereotypical dole scrounger that so many ppl believe window cleaners are.
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Not today. We're just about to have our lunch!!
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I point out to my customers that I tried telling the bank manager "Not this time" once when the mortgage was due,...
I like that! ;D
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I turned up at this job after the customer phoned me up to give her a quote. She was happy with the quote and at the same time i picked her neighbour up to. Went to do both a week later, no problem. Next month did the neighbor and then she comes out and says not to day i have a headache. ??? The following month not today I'm decorating ??? One more lady i thought and your binned. Then this month i decided to do her first Not today the house is still in a mess after decorating. OK no problem i said you have cancelled 3 months running so im going to drop you as customer because of my 3 cancellation policy. She called mr a w**ker and slammed the door in my face. :-\ I have picked up two more in the street ;D and her windows still have bird poo since Late February.
Maybe you should have said "Not today as I'm going home early for a w"
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;D ;D ;D
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"I can't catch the rabbit, only my daughter can catch it, you won't be able to do them" :-\
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not today my husband at tesco!
not today its windy - its a bungalow!
not today i want to clean the inside!
not today the windows are only two years old and clean! - new customer on a first clean.
guess what dump dump dump!
havent the time for messers!
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We have all got stomach bugs,still owe you from last month(text message)
Im to poorly to have my windows cleaned (verbal)
??? ??? ???
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"Not today I haven't got the time." was the one that left me ???
These days if I get some fanny excuse I say: "No problem call me when you're ready and I'll see if I can help." That way if, as or when they call I have the choices of:
I'm a bit short on work so I'll do them and perhaps charge a bit more. Or I'm busy so can take pleasure in saying "no thanks."
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Did a quick canvas in a road where I have a new customer.
Woman grabs the leaflet from my hand.
W: 'Oh great I've been looking for a window cleaner for ages, how much do you charge'
Me: '£15 for this house if done monthly'
W: 'That's great'
Me: 'Ok shall I book you in my diary'
W: 'No I'll need to decide which weekend I want it doing'
::) ::)
I wonder why she's been looking for ages...
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I was told today, " Not today, there's a big flag hanging outside the window" ?????
Turns out it's an England flag her hubby put up for the world cup. I told her it'd be there next month too to which she said, " The football's not on that long is it?" On hearing that it'll still be going this time next month she says, "Sod that, the silly sod can put his bloody flag up later then."
Down came the flag and up went my pole; her hubby's just a keen footie fan I guess ;D