Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Jack Wallace on May 12, 2010, 08:28:36 pm
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Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.
The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"
Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
;D
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I got caught on that, took me for a right mug, Mr Voldermort checked out fine, but you wait till he mentions the big school contract at hogwarts.
Tell him to shove it, he's just trying to set you up.
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Yes but you get to use a broomstick instead of wfp. ;)
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Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.
The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"
Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
;D
I once did a job (not window cleaning) for a guy called Julius Caesar.
I kid you not.
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I clean George Harrison's windows. Not the (late) ex Beatle but some bald guy with glasses.
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I had a job (also not window cleaning) and her name was Mrs Christmas and it was in December.
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did a job for a mrs pig, it was a swine of a job, bored be to tears and in the end it made me squeel. :)
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Ive had a mr Bottom
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Ive had a mr Bottom
I've a Mrs Bottomley
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Not a well known name but I had a customer who was a Chinese fella called Mr Chang-U-Wang.If he ever left a message on my voicemail I was tempted to return the call and say, "Mr Chang,U Wang?"
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I worked with Michael Jackson and Pete Townsend at the same time (also not w/c)
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I've got a Mike Tyson on my books. He is very white and a postie. Doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a paper bag.
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I've known an Emma Dale & Willem Tel (Willem Johannes Cornelis Tel to give him his full name)
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Took a phone call from a Mr Morris Minor.
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Mrs KittKatt ( I kid you not!!) tops my list of funny named customers
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Mrs KittKatt ( I kid you not!!) tops my list of funny named customers
That takes the biscuit......so far.
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I think Arthur Brane is my best to date....what were his parents thinking of! :o
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.....h and the copper hat lives in Letsby Avenue!
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Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.
The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"
Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
;D
I once did a job (not window cleaning) for a guy called Julius Caesar.
I kid you not.
How old are you :)
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I have a Gordon Brown but this one still stays at number 10 ;D
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Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.
The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"
Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
;D
I once did a job (not window cleaning) for a guy called Julius Caesar.
I kid you not.
How old are you :)
53 :) .
I didn't actually tell the full story. He was my father's customer rather than mine. My father built a kitchen extension for him with which I assisted . Now here's the really strange bit. The customer's father was called Julius Caesar, the customer was called Julius Caesar and the customer's very young son was also called.... you guessed it...... Julius Caesar. Sounds like they just kept on giving any male children the name. I've no idea if the name was originally a deed poll job or what but the name did get handed down through the generations. I doubt it had been going since Roman times though :) .
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Dont have a laugh or differ from important window cleaning imformation,because when I tried to have a joke David from st f ives the moduorgasmator got upset, because I accidentally had a joke about something.Not that I give a slit
ban me and send me to the cleantalk site you bunch of muppets.
Regards
Steve
A proper cleaner
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i once did the author of the famous book
fallin overboard
by Eileen Dover ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I've had jobs for a Terry Watt, Mr. Twat and a Chinese bloke called I.Poo. I bet he does ;D
John
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I've got someone on my books called Michael Owen
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I was cleaning this house windows and i asked his name and he said Big Daddy and he wasnt the restler neither he was just anafrican guy!!
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I had a mrs simpson who lived at springfield :D