Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: giftedk on August 17, 2005, 11:47:58 pm
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when you tell someone your a window cleaner they imagine its like in confessions of a window cleaner, several of my customers ask if ive been propositioned. I wouldnt go that far but ive had a lady open the door to me in a thong and small tshirt, knocked on the door put my ladders up the wall wwith an open window and caught a couple at it (they just giggled), and had a lady ask me to get in her swimming pool with her. anyone had any funny moments ?.
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Did this house where I thought the woman who lived there was always happy to see me - which is nice :)
anyway, one time I get asked to do the insides, and BOOM the hi fi starts "You sexy thing" whereas when I do the outsides it's usually something by Bizet ;)
It was a big house and every now and then I would get flashes of her flitting from room to room wearing precious little
Well, I was thinking more Hot Chocolate than Full Monty and nowt was said
Now I know a lot of you have got far better than that, so come on, but change the names to protect the innocent ;D
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You lot are lucky aren't you?
I wish any of the above. :P
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:)all i have ever seen was a old naked lady about 90 + :o looked like the rear of a rino frightened me i fell of ladder no bones brokern scary :'(
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One of my guys cleaned the front of a house then went round the back, he started to clean the bedroom window only to see the woman on the bed leg spread playing with her battery power friend. ;D
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14 plus years and all I,ve ever seen was one guy enjoying himself in his bedroom watching them xxx video's,
And a 18 stone plus woman (I think) walking from the bedroom to the bathroom in the all together,
no chance these days with WFP ( have thought about putting a small camera on the end of the pole)( so that i can make sure the windows are cleaned right)
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WFP ( have thought about putting a small camera on the end of the pole)( so that i can make sure the windows are cleaned right)
Ha ha ha ha ;D14 plus years and all I,ve ever seen was one guy enjoying himself in his bedroom watching them xxx video's,
Sorry about that, I'll close the curtains next time. :-[
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14 plus years and all I,ve ever seen was one guy enjoying himself in his bedroom watching them xxx video's
he knew you were cumming. :P
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The moderators are going to have field day here...
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he knew you were cumming.
I saw him
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so you got a real eye full then
dave
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Years ago when i was a wc for the first time , i was up at the bedroom window and this woman who was pregnant , well she was on the previous visit , came up to the window and pulled her top right up over her head and said "What do you think of that then"
I really wanted to tell her what i thought of it , she had definately got her figure back , lets just say that , but she caught me off guard and i couldnt utter a word !
CRACKING BUNS THOUGH ! !
Rich P @ F
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3 weeks ago a wc i know caught a female on bed with nighty pulled up 2feet fom him
i have a customer who leaves various power tools under the bed all the time,as its a long window its hard to avoid seeing them :o
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Sorry guys, I hoped this thread would die a death, but it's probably going to get worse, so I'm going to have to lock it.
Personally, I would love to hear all the gory details, but it's just not Clean it Up.
Sorry.
Thread locked. Please don't be a Prat and re-start it.
Thanks.
Tosh.