Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Jack Wallace on May 11, 2010, 06:12:40 pm
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Why is it?
If a house only has one bird c**p on it, its always on the window above the conny?
No matter how much hose I pull out its always 2 foot short to reach the farthest window?
A house goes 8 weekly the month after their neighbour so they are out of sync?
When I get to the top of my ladder the phone rings?
The first customer of the day always wants to pay with a 20 note and wipes out my float?
If I take extra float (to cover the £20) everyone pays with coins?
Its dry for weeks then rains as I get to the part of the round farthest from home?
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why is it?
when you ve been off ill etc and your miles behind with your work the phone rings with new jobs and your vans off the road!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
why is it you go up and over a flat roof get back over and realise you ve dropped a cloth in the garden and no one in so you have to climb over again :( ;D ;D
why is it you drive to work then realise you ve forgot your bucket or extension poles?(only happened about 4 times in 16 years but still annoying!!)
why is it that i get home at night sometimes and think "im sure i missed a window out on a certain property by accident" so you have a look when you go collecting and realise you didnt! ;))
why is it that when your flat out working and no time you get the neighbour who wants you to go and quote her daughters house 2 miles away and clean them that day! ;D ;D ;D