Clean It Up

UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: garyfindlay on May 07, 2010, 07:00:15 pm

Title: picture the scene !!!!!
Post by: garyfindlay on May 07, 2010, 07:00:15 pm

did an auld boys house today in a sheltered complex. hoovered the main chair, and noticed it was damp BEFORE the prespray.  :o later while doing the base cushion. noticed a faint brown line, that after extraction, turned into a full blown skid mark. You can now go back to your dinner......enjoy.

Title: Re: picture the scene !!!!!
Post by: John Kelly on May 07, 2010, 07:10:05 pm

Cheers Gary. You didn't scrape the crusty bits off with your fingernail did you?

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Post by: Deep Cleaning Solutions on May 07, 2010, 07:13:59 pm

Real bummer of a job that.

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Post by: clinton on May 07, 2010, 07:17:53 pm

Thanks john ;D Alias tony gordon ;D

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Post by: Steve. Taylor on May 07, 2010, 09:46:37 pm

You sure i was a chair & not a commode with a cushion on the top ;D

Anyway we have all done it.


 not upholstery cleaning.








FOLOWING THROUGH THAT IS.

Title: Re: picture the scene !!!!!
Post by: garyfindlay on May 07, 2010, 10:38:42 pm

John,

No crusty bits, just wick back, or should I say pooeback ;D

Title: Re: picture the scene !!!!!
Post by: james roffey on May 08, 2010, 02:13:24 pm

We Brits just love toilet humour ;D can just imagine our German equivelents 
"Vot is it with ze Toilet humour Zat is not funny"   :'(

Title: Re: picture the scene !!!!!
Post by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on May 08, 2010, 04:00:12 pm

What book was he reading? Was it "100 steps to the loo" by Will E Makeit

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Post by: Matt Lindus on May 09, 2010, 12:58:44 am

Strange that. When ladies hit a certain age they tend to s**t  anywhere and everywhere, I'm sure you've all had a call from an embarrassed relative looking for someone to clean up and reinstate the dignity of the offending muck spreader!  :)


Matt

Title: Re: picture the scene !!!!!
Post by: derek west on May 09, 2010, 08:55:35 am

Quote from: Doctor Carpet on May 08, 2010, 04:00:12 pm

What book was he reading? Was it "100 steps to the loo" by Will E Makeit

heres a good book, its called "darling thats my bum" by Ron Goal  ;D