Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Thecleanerservice on August 17, 2005, 09:10:04 am
-
1) Before climbing the ladder, scream "I hate this every time, I wish I had a head for heights"
2) Tell at least one customer, " I'm very sorry, but due to increased fuel prices I'm going to have to charge you less this time"
3)Knock on customer's door first, and say "I'd love to stop and chat but I must get on"
-
Suggestion for a happier day? -
Get to work early and get off of this forum at 9:21 am - unlike me! Bye now!
-
Stick "Oasis" on full blast on a Walkman. 8)
-
Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead
dave
-
Clean the windows of a Ferrari dealership and get given test drives. :P
-
Clean the windows for Claudia schiffler, and get asked to do her insides
Cheers Mark.
-
Clean the windows for Claudia schiffler, and get asked to do her insides
;D :P
-
pricing the work right in the 1st place
-
pricing the work right in the 1st place
Or, even better, overpricing and finding the customer is over the moon with your job and your price!
-
pricing the work right in the 1st place
Or, even better, overpricing and finding the customer is over the moon with your job and your price!
Something tells me you had a jolly good day old boy, Tosh.
Pj
-
Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead
dave
;) best one yet ! :D
-
*****NEWSFLASH*****
The best way to start the day is to find out the wife is leaving you (for whatever reason, any'll do).
Joy of joys when you realise that the old hag will not persue you around the house for the smallest of reasons.
Then you can get on and make some real money, and spend it on the sprog.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Read my mind Graham!
-
CS Gas spray for bad customers!
-
CS Gas spray for bad customers!
Mmmm, bad day today tosh, methinks :P
Pj
-
A taser gun for bad customers
-
Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead
dave
let the wife back in bed after she has had an hard day !!!
Dave
-
CS Gas spray for bad customers!
Mmmm, bad day today tosh, methinks :P
Pj
Cheers, PJ,
You're right.
I've lost my Rojack Ladder Stopper, argued with a 'customer' and a button has fallen off my mobile phone!
Your post made me smile though.
-
You think its bad now? Wait until I get plastered later on and start typing stuff I shouldn't/
;D
I'll look forward to that. :D
Thursday nights too then Graham? Same here.
Well I suppose fridays don't really matter.
Don't those people on the bwca thread know that Clearasil is best for ridding yourself of spots?
-
clearasil ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ive just picked myself off the floor with laughter.
the best laugh ive had for ages.
nice one , you crack me up
:) :) clearasil ;D ;D ;D :) :) :) :)ah ah ah
dave
i like it
-
You think its bad now? Wait until I get plastered later on and start typing stuff I shouldn't/
;D
If you get Typered and start plastering stuff I'm going to have to go into Denial
-
Pj, you're surely going to take Graham's title as "King of the daft post" soon! ;D
-
See? You've made him go quiet.
He's sulking now. :'(
-
Whack a Cat every Day
Shoot if they get in your way
If they poop on your lawn
Get that water jet going
If they eat your birds
drop em dead where they're going
whack a cat every day
It's the only way
Pj