You will love this mate, check this out. Had to sack her off. Hated her anyway! What annoys me is the sodding women in the wrong house NEVER said anything lol.
My mate FWD the emails to me, so i dont stitch him up i have edited a few details. Made me laugh HAHAH
Dear Mr Con Artist Window Cleaner.
I would like to cancel the services at no 18 *********** and my house at no 46b ******** I am not impressed at all! You have been talking money from me and you have NOT been cleaning my daughter’s house for nearly 6 months!
I should report you!
Mrs F *******
Dear Mrs **********
I am so sorry you feel I am a con artist. I have the original email here and you clearly stated no 16 in the email. I have fwd the original email over to you so you can see.
Kind Regards
Mr J ***********
Dear ******
Ah ok, it would appear that I have given you the wrong info. I meant no 18 not 16. I know what I meant! What shall we do now? Carry on?
Mrs F *******
Dear Mrs **********
It may be a bit weird now. When I saw the email name I thought WOW this is spooky. We was running a competition and you was picked at random! You won the 55” tv from ******
Kind Regards
Mr J ***********
Dear ******
WOW! I have never won anything. Let’s forget this and move on. I am sorry! Bad day at the office. How do I get the tv?
Kind Regards
Mrs F *******
Dear Mrs **********
It would appear that I have given you the wrong info. I meant you hadn't won. I know what I meant! What shall we do now? Carry on?
Kind Regards
Mr J ***********
Dear Mr **********
**** You
