Did someone mention breakfast.
There seems to be two forms of divide forming in the Window Cleaning Community. Wfp versus Traditional, and the less obvious, but equally elitist, Tesco Breakfast Club Members versus non-Members who have to stop on the Binley Road and get a batch from Annie's Kitchen ... which is all well and good but for the extraordinarily runny egg-yolks, which never fail to stain my freshly laundered uniform.
I'm in Cov, so if anyone else wants to start a Tesco Breakfast club, we've got the biggest one in Europe. Bring it on!