Quote of the day

« **on:** August 13, 2004, 11:24:23 pm »

By George Bernard Shaw

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

« **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2004, 11:50:31 pm »

By Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a mavellous housekeeper, everytime i leave a man i keep his house!

« **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2004, 12:11:55 am »

By Brian's mum

" He's not the Messiah, he's a naughty naughty boy"

« **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2004, 12:19:53 am »

Chrissy baby

I thought you were dead

« **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2004, 01:21:49 am »

My mate Angus, he's probably about 75 worked with him when I was 16,
"poop, bugger, arsehole, p, cock, fart"

That when he did something wrong.

Shaun

« **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2004, 01:22:50 am »

muts=shut
thing=coock

« **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:57:19 am »

Theres a thin line between a sea angler and a sad person standing on a beach.

« **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2004, 03:02:48 am »

I am a sea angler and always amazed with someone running along a beach in the rain

« **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2004, 01:59:28 pm »

If nobody knows you exist they can't call you to clean their carpets.

( Martin j riley 2004 )

Thought was a great one Martin

Neil

« **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2004, 05:30:16 pm »

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity

Jim

« **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2004, 06:58:06 pm »

Joe Frazier, quote.

I have the bravest Manager in Boxing!
He dosen't care who I fight!

« **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2004, 06:59:48 pm »

Rommells (not sure how to spell his name) last words:

They cant get us from

« **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2004, 10:09:03 pm »

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take;

but by the moments that take our breath .

Derek

« **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2004, 10:35:34 pm »

"I didn't get where I am today by being somewhere else"

(My favourite reply when someone says" Oh, your here")

John.

« **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2004, 12:22:46 am »

[shadow=red,left,300]" The news of my death has been greatly exaggerated"[/shadow]
ME

« **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2004, 12:36:18 am »

How are you getting on with all them customers ive been putting your way

i Think you may be buying the beers at Carpex my deceased friend

« **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2004, 12:37:41 am »

cos if you dont you will be

Ya get me rude boy

« **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2004, 01:05:31 pm »

One estimate gets you HALF A SHANDY :

« **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2004, 01:19:09 pm »

(had a drink last night) now i my mouth tastes like a outer mongolian water rat catchers shoulder bag

« **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2004, 01:33:19 pm »

Hi

On my gravestone

' Jesus Christ!, Is that the time?'

Regards

Martin

« **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2004, 04:43:18 pm »

As the good shepherd said.........

"Lets get the flock outta here!!!!"

« **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2004, 06:01:55 pm »

Henry Ford : If you think you can or you think you cant your right

« **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2004, 06:31:08 pm »

"You can have any colour you want, As long as its Black"

« **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2004, 11:48:30 pm »

My Arse

Jim Royal