This reminds me of a tale of yore.
Many of you will not know of Mary Whitehouse, the clean up TV campaigner, who was a self appointed protector of public decency, very active in the sixties.
The following is purported to be an extract from a letter from the Director General of the BBC, responding to one of her complaints:
Dear Mrs Whitehouse,
I have reviewed the recording of the Home Service broadcast you referred to in your most recent letter. Indeed your hearing did not deceive you in that the presenter of the programme did use the phrase "Tits like coconuts".
However, had you not "......immediatly switched off in disgust" you would have heard him continue to say "Sparrows, however, prefer breadcrumbs"
John.
