[harleyman]

Well mine was first discovering  w fp after years of trad.. feck me this is easy never looked back..👍

[dazmond]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

[Slacky]

Unfortunately it was her worst.

[G Griffin]

Unfortunately it was her worst.

Unfortunately?

[Slacky]

For her.

[LT carpet cleaning]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

Isn’t this a list of things that actually happened? Not fantasy 1970s sex comedy w***ing material?

[Soupy]

Winter 2010.

I fear 2020 is going to be up there too...

[jonboywalton75]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

When you've done any canvassing /advertising or maybe a website post, do you recommend that customers lock up their daughters

[zesty]

Worst memory, probably joining this forum.

 


Best, going WFP.

[dazmond]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

Isn’t this a list of things that actually happened? Not fantasy 1970s sex comedy w***ing material?

Just cos it never happened for you doesn't mean it's not true.......👍...I've had more women than you ve had hot dinners mate...

[dazmond]

Winter 2010.

I fear 2020 is going to be up there too...

Yes the weather was bad....I'd just gone wfp too and had 10 barrels frozen solid in the back of my old kangoo!.....but I was ok....ended up having around 3 weeks off altogether so not a total disaster....

[Soupy]

Winter 2010.

I fear 2020 is going to be up there too...

Yes the weather was bad....I'd just gone wfp too and had 10 barrels frozen solid in the back of my old kangoo!.....but I was ok....ended up having around 3 weeks off altogether so not a total disaster....

Six weeks we were off.

Only five this year 

[G Griffin]

The snow. I remember it well. It was mental on here then; not as bad as this one but still mental.
I had a month off; it was great.

[dazmond]

Winter 2010.

I fear 2020 is going to be up there too...

Yes the weather was bad....I'd just gone wfp too and had 10 barrels frozen solid in the back of my old kangoo!.....but I was ok....ended up having around 3 weeks off altogether so not a total disaster....

Six weeks we were off.

Only five this year 

.and the weathers much better!...have a good day mate...

[G Griffin]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

Isn’t this a list of things that actually happened? Not fantasy 1970s sex comedy w***ing material?

But it worked for me.
Thank for the image, Daz. I never thought that I'd get aroused by a skint, cold window cleaner getting a taxi to work.
Was it a private hire? Was he wearing a gilet and reeked of smoke and you were wearing your pouches?

[mike1986]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

Isn’t this a list of things that actually happened? Not fantasy 1970s sex comedy w***ing material?

Just cos it never happened for you doesn't mean it's not true.......👍...I've had more women than you ve had hot dinners mate...

Probably all mingers 👍

[Mike Burd]

Cleaning a school insides.  Never again. I’m splash and dash.

[LT carpet cleaning]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

Isn’t this a list of things that actually happened? Not fantasy 1970s sex comedy w***ing material?

Just cos it never happened for you doesn't mean it's not true.......👍...I've had more women than you ve had hot dinners mate...

Probably all mingers 👍

I’ve seen pics of a few. He can keep them tbh.
And tbf I’ve only ever had 1 hot dinner.

[p1w1]

best memory was sleeping with one of my customers.....she was 22 at the time and i was 27.....ended up going out with her for 5 years....i never got much work done when i was due round.....

worse memory is having to get a taxi every day for a few weeks to my work (left my ladders at a customers house)when my engine blew up on a car i had at the time in the 90s.......plus i was absolutely skint.......crap weather and cold...nightmare.....

Isn’t this a list of things that actually happened? Not fantasy 1970s sex comedy w***ing material?

Just cos it never happened for you doesn't mean it's not true.......👍...I've had more women than you ve had hot dinners mate...

Probably all mingers 👍

Or inflatable

[Stoots]

Best memory was probably the day I sacked off my part time job and went full time on the glass.

Was like wow I'm really doing this  I'd always had minimum wage jobs and never thought I could have my own business.

Worst memory was doing a big commercial office insides. It took all day and I had to work round everyone at their desks. Had to wait for meetings to finish to go in certain rooms. Had to cone off certain areas as I went. All the faff getting the paper work ready and getting it signed off, emails back and forth.. I undrpiced it as well.. all that for about £150!. It gives me shivers thinking about it now, I was red hot, riddled with anxiety. What a horrible job that was. Took 2 months to get paid as well. Since then I've never done any commercial or internals.

[NBwcs]

Worst was the 1st clean I ever did. Think I manged to do everything I could possibly do wrong. Huge house, all leaded, working off dodgy ladder, thought I'd squeegy it, had to rag it, didn't do enough research, knew 10mins in I'd made a huge mistake with the price, I ended up earning about £2.50 an hour, arms were killing me, discovered I really don't like heights. It's a miracle I pursued a career in shining after that experience but I learnt quickly and showed a bit of determination. The best is knowing on a daily basis, no matter how bad a day I'm having is that I'm my own boss, no answering to  anybody else, worth it's weight in gold.

[Jay Le Huray]

a few years ago when we had a really bad winter I was driving the van up a slight hill in the snow and ice when all of a sudden the wheels lost grip and the van started to roll back down the hill.

there was nothing I could about it and it ended up smashing into the side of a car, suffice to say I lost my no claims bonus that year

[mjm]

My best and worst memory together
The very first windows I cleaned a lady came out and said I haven't had them cleaned in 37 years thank you very much I have been  sick and closed the curtains iam now ok she died last year sadly after being on my round from the beginning
When I do a one off or first  clean and someone says   there in a mess I haven't had them cleaned in ages I give the 37 years story
I will never forget that lady  top class

[Slacky]

Worst. Coming off the ladder, breaking my leg and ankle as a result.

Best was probably securing an £8000 one off school clean in London.

[Michael Peterson]

so we were responsibly leaving the van running in a really posh area cleaning a house, car pulls up two guys jump in and drive off hoses attached and everything, that was the worst day ….. van abandoned down the road no keys and iPhone but that was still great

[Shrek]

so we were responsibly leaving the van running in a really posh area cleaning a house, car pulls up two guys jump in and drive off hoses attached and everything, that was the worst day ….. van abandoned down the road no keys and iPhone but that was still great

Why on earth did you leave the van running?