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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: DJW on April 02, 2024, 10:59:36 am
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I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.
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I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.
I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace! 8)
I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!
The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍
She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become an office for us both.
Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push) and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc
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Sounds great Daz - just need the Porsche and you’ll be the perfect w/c
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I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.
I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace! 8)
I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!
The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍
She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become an office for us both.
Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push) and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc
Did she buy the house with her baby dad Daz?
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I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.
I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace! 8)
I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!
The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍
She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become an office for us both.
Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push) and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc
She’ll be wanting you to sign a pre nup when you beg her to marry you😁
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Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?
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Hope your not too old for her Daz, you could end up being a has Bean, especially as you've Bean looking forward to this move, having Bean together so long
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Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?
No but I might have to buy one!her tap TDS is around 120,mine is 017 at the moment.ill see how much extra it'll cost in resin.ill save on water bills though as she's not on a water meter.
Swings and roundabouts...😉
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Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?
No but I might have to buy one!her tap TDS is around 120,mine is 017 at the moment.ill see how much extra it'll cost in resin.ill save on water bills though as she's not on a water meter.
Swings and roundabouts...😉
Whatever you spend on resin now….. times that by 7.
RO it is.
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Are you making her buy you an RO system as a condition of you moving in?
No but I might have to buy one!her tap TDS is around 120,mine is 017 at the moment.ill see how much extra it'll cost in resin.ill save on water bills though as she's not on a water meter.
Swings and roundabouts...😉
Whatever you spend on resin now….. times that by 7.
RO it is.
I don't want an RO and probably won't get one.DI only is so quick and convenient.the money I'll save in water meter bills will most probably cover it.
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We need pics, especially of when she carries you over the threshold.
I’m so happy, I could cry 😁 😃 😆 💋
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I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.
I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace! 8)
I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!
The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍
She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become an office for us both.
Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push) and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc
Why the f0ok are the kids moving out? Sounds like step daddy is taking over the joint to me ;D
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I thought he was moving into the dog's kennel at his partner's house.
I'll have my own bedroom at the front of the property kitted out like a pimps palace! 8)
I'll have my own drum/music room in the side extension where I can play for hours without disturbing neighbours!
The large kitchen with breakfast bar is all mine as I'll do all the cooking!👍
She has her own bedroom too complete with walk in wardrobe,the bar in the garden summer house complete with lampshade making workshop,the garage for her tools,furniture and workbench.the spare bedroom will now become an office for us both.
Large driveway can comfortably fit 3 vehicles on(4 at a push) and luckily she has an outside tap at the front of the driveway so ideal.ill also have the side shed for storing poles,hoses,spares,resin vessels,etc
Why the f0ok are the kids moving out? Sounds like step daddy is taking over the joint to me ;D
The kids aren't kids anymore....her son is 31(she kicked him out a few years ago)and her daughter is 24.
My missus can't wait for me to move in(her daughter and boyfriend are only moving 5 mins drive away)the problem is her boyfriend is lazy and doesn't help out around the house.he ll have to have a drastic change of attitude when they get the keys to their first house.😆
My missus is very clean and tidy like me so we will have a beautiful,orderly home.
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We will have clearly defined roles/jobs
I do the cooking/she does all the painting and decorating.load the dishwasher,etc
I'll empty bins,hoover and gardening/she ll clean the bathroom
She's works longer hours than me so I'll be home earlier so she'll take the dog for a walk in the morning and I'll take her after work/evening time.👍
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We will have clearly defined roles/jobs
I do the cooking/she does all the painting and decorating.load the dishwasher,etc
I'll empty bins,hoover and gardening/she ll clean the bathroom
She's works longer hours than me so I'll be home earlier so she'll take the dog for a walk in the morning and I'll take her after work/evening time.👍
Sounds like military service to me🤔🤔
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Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me
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Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me
Yep....and bodyguard/food shopper, studmuffin!🤣🤣🤣
Relationships are a transaction,as long as she keeps putting out I'm happy!😘
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All I want out of a woman is....
1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 💰
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.
6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)
7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 😃
😄👍
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Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me
This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣
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Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me
This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣
Another bonus from being a CIU member for 15 years.
I remember when you used to post about her when you first met her. All you wanted to do was shag her and dump her. We all encouraged you to give it some time, take it easy, not to fall for her too soon, all the usual mistakes you’ve made in the past. Betcha glad you listened to us now 😀
CIU ain’t just about window cleaning chump, it’s also good for relationships.
What you gotta do next is introduce the idea of another woman in the relationship. Casual at first. Then get a threesome going, suggest the idea of it. See how she reacts.
Let us know, we’ll work out the next step once you’ve made the first move. ;D
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Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz? I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.
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He’ll be fine, those whacky baccy fumes should keep him calm. Probably cut his hours down too. One day on the glass.
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Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz? I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.
I've lived with 7 women in the past.even had one move in with me for 3 years many years ago.the difference now is I won't be drinking,taking drugs and sleeping with other women behind her back and staying out all night playing drums,gigs,clubbing 😆👍
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Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me
This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣
Another bonus from being a CIU member for 15 years.
I remember when you used to post about her when you first met her. All you wanted to do was shag her and dump her. We all encouraged you to give it some time, take it easy, not to fall for her too soon, all the usual mistakes you’ve made in the past. Betcha glad you listened to us now 😀
CIU ain’t just about window cleaning chump, it’s also good for relationships.
What you gotta do next is introduce the idea of another woman in the relationship. Casual at first. Then get a threesome going, suggest the idea of it. See how she reacts.
Let us know, we’ll work out the next step once you’ve made the first move. ;D
Nope I never said I wanted just to sleep with her and dump her.your putting words into your own mouth....🤣
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Perhaps it was the other way round ;D
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Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz? I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.
I've lived with 7 women in the past…..
That’s a ‘no’ then ;D
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Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz? I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.
I've lived with 7 women in the past.even had one move in with me for 3 years many years ago.the difference now is I won't be drinking,taking drugs and sleeping with other women behind her back and staying out all night playing drums,gigs,clubbing 😆👍
You slept with other women?
You've never said that before. You stud muffin you, you randy little so n so, you naughty naughty boy...
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This is for the one and only Great Dazmondo to answer, I don't want others bragging about what stud muffins they are.
But, have you ever shagged any of your custards?
I mean the women, we can talk about the blokes another day.
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This is for the one and only Great Dazmondo to answer, I don't want others bragging about what stud muffins they are.
But, have you ever shagged any of your custards?
I mean the women, we can talk about the blokes another day.
Yes.i went out with her for 5 years.she was 22 and I was 27.the little red hot pants she wore when riding her bike got my attention first!😘
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I think Daz needs his own separate 'Forum'.
It would be far more interesting than the carpet cleaning forum and hard floor cleaning forum put together!
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All I want out of a woman is....
1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 💰
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.
6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)
7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 😃
😄👍
I like how sex is number 1 :D
True though, as long as they provide regular, reliable intercourse the other things can be forgiven.
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All I want out of a woman is....
1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.
6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)
7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh
Sounds like you want a boyfriend.
I mean, I'm not 100% but I'm really close. 5/7 at least.