I sliced up my fingers with a scraper blade a few years ago just prior to a visit to the Birmingham NEC window Cleaning Show; and stuck the pictures up here.
And the night prior to going to Birmingham, I gave Terry Burrows (fastest window cleaner in the world - black belt karate expert -
and on a stand at the Cleaning Show) a hard time on this forum about his daft haircut; and he wasn't best pleased with me.
I think I was threatened with physical violence; honest; he'd been getting a lot of stick, and I think I was the straw that broke the camel's arse!
But, after a bit of ass-kissing from me, he said he couldn't wait to meet me and 'shake my hand' (obviously very firmly!
) (Ouch).
Anyway, in Birmingham, I tried to avoid Terry like the plague, but another window cleaner grassed me up to Terry, loudly shouting, 'Terry, have you met Tosh yet?' (the sh]t) and I was 'collared' by him.
So I reckon my accident with a scraper was worse than yours!