[Dean Aspects]

Since the cold weather has come i need to go more often really upsets the rhythm of working this happen to anyone else or do i need to see a doctor 

[keefuss69]

dont know if this is true or not, but me old man used to say to me " the more sugar in your tea, the less you pee".

 i have 8 in my flask and last quite long lol.

[dmlservices]

never heard that one before, maybe its a geordie thing 



daz

[groundhog]

dont know if this is true or not, but me old man used to say to me " the more sugar in your tea, the less you pee".

 i have 8 in my flask and last quite long lol.

Sorry but this is a load of rubbish!!! I don't have any sugar in my tea, I have a pee in the morning before I start work and don't need to go again until I finish at 5.30

8 sugars in your flask is an awful lot and you could end up with diabetes! then you'll be peeing every 5 minutes!!!! 

[ftp]

5.30 ? are you sure?

[paul saunders]

8 sugars in your flask is an awful lot and you could end up with diabetes

Sorry but that is rubish, sugar does'nt cause diabetes, I think you will find that diabetes is caused by a failing pancreas. 

[keefuss69]

and maybe i shouldve said its a 2.5 ltr flask 4 tea bags- 2 sugars per bag, just like i have my tea. so i dont think its that extreme......is it?

[gary999]

8 sugars in your flask is an awful lot and you could end up with diabetes

Sorry but that is rubish, sugar does'nt cause diabetes, I think you will find that diabetes is caused by a failing pancreas. 

diabetes can be caused by diet over a period of time

[Tosh]

Since the cold weather has come i need to go more often really upsets the rhythm of working this happen to anyone else or do i need to see a doctor 

This is perfectly normal.  When it's warm you perspire more, and what you perspire is called urea.  If you don't perspire so much, such as when it's cold, this fluid passes through your kidneys into your bladder; it's then called urine.

I've got an O' Level in biology!

[groundhog]

Sorry but that is rubish, sugar does'nt cause diabetes, I think you will find that diabetes is caused by a failing pancreas. 

The only reason I replied to this thread was because I thought that it was very bad advice to tell someone to consume excess sugar. Obesity is a major cause of type 2 diabetes, and excess sugar is a big cause of obesity! work it out bbdl!!!  

[tomy jackson]

two pee or not two pee

[matt]

5.30 ? are you sure?

i would have earnt 1 K by then  the rich just get richer 

[groundhog]

and maybe i shouldve said its a 2.5 ltr flask 4 tea bags- 2 sugars per bag, just like i have my tea. so i dont think its that extreme......is it?

If you want my advise then I would say that for the benefit of your health, you should cut out all refined sugar from your diet. 

[paul saunders]

Sorry but that is rubish, sugar does'nt cause diabetes, I think you will find that diabetes is caused by a failing pancreas. 

The only reason I replied to this thread was because I thought that it was very bad advice to tell someone to consume excess sugar. Obesity is a major cause of type 2 diabetes, and excess sugar is a big cause of obesity! work it out bbdl!!!  

So, what you are saying is ............... someone who is obese, but has an healthy pancreas can have type 2 diabetes ?

[Trotsky]

  Simple, if you don't want to keep stopping 

Do the DIY!

Triple thick condom- snip end off- attach 5mm hose (length dependent on inside leg!)
attach to back/side of boot with elastic band... Pee freely all day!

TIP; Avoid the blank stare when relieving yourself!  :

[groundhog]

So, what you are saying is ............... someone who is obese, but has an healthy pancreas can have type 2 diabetes ?

Is it really that complicated??? If you are obese your risk of developing type 2 diabetes is greatly increased, along with many other killer diseases ie cancer, heart disease ect ect. I'm not looking to argue about it, I'm just passing on a bit of friendly advice!!!! 

[dai]

If I'm in the pub I can drink 4 pints before I need to go, coffee on the other hand goes right through.
I have a cut down fairy bottle in the back of the van, I just open the doors, pretend I'm looking for something while I'm filling it, if nobody's looking I throw the contents under the van.
Just don't forget about it and drive off though.

[AuRavelling79]

Simple, if you don't want to keep stopping 

Do the DIY!

Triple thick condom- snip end off- attach 5mm hose (length dependent on inside leg!)
attach to back/side of boot with elastic band... Pee freely all day!

TIP; Avoid the blank stare when relieving yourself!  :

Sorry but I don't think a condom will easily stay on a limp thingy! The alternative might scare the custies!

Modified to add: Guess what? I typed "p e n i s" - the proper word - and this pharisaical forum changed it to thingy!

[Tosh]

Sorry but I don't think a condom will easily stay on a limp thingy! The alternative might scare the custies!

It will, but you have to stretch it to get it over the 'limp thingy'; at least I would have too.

Anyway, army helecopter pilots have a 'special attachment' for this sort of thing; honest.  You don't want to be flying a helecopter when you're dying for the toilet do you?

Personally, I just go in a 'quiet place' and hope I don't get caught.  I haven't yet.

[Trotsky]

Simple, if you don't want to keep stopping 

Do the DIY!

Triple thick condom- snip end off- attach 5mm hose (length dependent on inside leg!)
attach to back/side of boot with elastic band... Pee freely all day!

TIP; Avoid the blank stare when relieving yourself!  :

Sorry but I don't think a condom will easily stay on a limp thingy! The alternative might scare the custies!

Modified to add: Guess what? I typed "p e n i s" - the proper word - and this pharisaical forum changed it to thingy!

I was only joking.... Can you really get triple thick condoms? 
The only real tip I will give is...
Don't hold it in! This has been told to me countless older people who are now experiencing problems ! 

[Dean Aspects]

Personally, I just go in a 'quiet place' and hope I don't get caught.  I haven't yet.

I do that i have some favourite places that get revisited with affection 

[dmlservices]

 i had one years ago , next to a fence by a down pipe, was  taking a leak one day when the next door neighbour popped here head over fence,

she must have liked what she saw, as she asked for a quote,.


i still clean her house to this day


daz

[Russell Macdonald]

I keep a 5ltre bottle in the back of the van. 

[Dean Aspects]

I keep a 5ltre bottle in the back of the van. 

Make sure you dont reach for the wrong bottle when you're thirsty 

[Russell Macdonald]

I keep a 5ltre bottle in the back of the van. 

Make sure you dont reach for the wrong bottle when you're thirsty 

I picked it up once thinking it was the TFR, realized when the bottle was warm. 

[dmlservices]

old window cleaners used to swear by a bit of ammonia.in the water 



daz

[steve a]

i had one years ago , next to a fence by a down pipe, was  taking a leak one day when the next door neighbour popped here head over fence,

she must have liked what she saw, as she asked for a quote,.


i still clean her house to this day


daz

And how does she pay----------------------------- in cash?--------------------------or in kind! LOL

[pjulk]

If i get caught short and there is no where to go i always have a spare bucket in the van so just jump in the back of the van

[alanwilson]

I try to map out the day to make sure there is a suitable rest stop every hour or so.

still carry an emergency bottle though.

[groundhog]

I try to map out the day to make sure there is a suitable rest stop every hour or so.

still carry an emergency bottle though.

Blimey whats up with you guys?? You need to learn to contain yourselves better!!! 

[alanwilson]

in the winter I need to drain the vein a lot more often than I do in the summer.

I've cut back on the coffee and tea opting to drink water instead and I pee 2ltrs for every 1 that I drink.

[lovewindows]

I'm like a pringle , once i pop i can't stop

[Klean07]

If I'm in the pub I can drink 4 pints before I need to go, coffee on the other hand goes right through.
I have a cut down fairy bottle in the back of the van, I just open the doors, pretend I'm looking for something while I'm filling it, if nobody's looking I throw the contents under the van.
Just don't forget about it and drive off though.

I open doors on van and pee in road whilst filling up my backpack or pretending I'm looking for something. The more tea that custies give me the more I need to pee.

[seandyer2003]

I try to map out the day to make sure there is a suitable rest stop every hour or so.

still carry an emergency bottle though.

every hr or so, either your custys are god with brews or your bowels int working i only need a whizz at work once a month at most, and usually a really long day....otherwise i dont even think about it

[groundhog]

every hr or so, either your custys are god with brews or your bowels int working i only need a whizz at work once a month at most, and usually a really long day....otherwise i dont even think about it

Glad I'm not the only one Sean, I was getting worried!!