Here's a bit of gossip.

Wor Lass has had a stalker for a good few months.

He's the manager of our local Tescos and without fail, every time we shopped there, he'd follow us (or rather her) about.

He'd watch Wor Lass and I'd watch him watching her.  At first I thought Wor Lass was just being paranoid, but she was right. 

Anyway, he's been suspended pending disciplinary action after being caught, well er, 'acting suspiciously' with a woman in her car IN THE TESCOS CAR PARK.

Honest.

It's due to appear in the Sun Newspaper, so remember, you heard it from me first!

He's a big, smooth-looking black guy; disliked by his staff; apparantly five different Tescos staff phoned the Sun within a hour of him being caught.

Also, apparantly, he's in some marketting brochure saying he's the type of manager who likes to go that 'extra mile' for his customers.

I think this is taking customers services a bit too far though.

I heard this gossip from two different sources.  One a friend, the other a customer; so it must be true!

I hope you lot don't 'go that extra mile' for your customers!

SORRY, WRONG PART OF THE FORUM.  LOCKED.

IAN PLEASE DELETE THIS.

I'M A GEORDIE.