[Mike Halliday]

I know this has nothing to do with carpet cleaning but I thought I'd ask just for a laugh

if you were having a dinner party and you could invite 5 people( Living or dead, fact or fiction) who would you invite?

mine would be:
james Cagney
Richard branson
My Grandad
Mr Bean
Michael Winner.

its harder than you think

Mike

[Dynafoam]

Mike,

Yes, it is surprisingly hard.

I would have:

Joanna Lumley      (love that voice)
David Belamy        (never mind the voice)
Prof. Robert Winston
John Cleese
My younger daughter (who would stop conversation getting too heavy)

John.

[Scots_cleaner]

Hi mike,

The dinner party would include the following:-

Jock Stein (Manager of the first british club to win the UEFA CUP )
Celtic F.C 1967
My Dead Uncle John( Bless his Sole)
My Dad
Elvis
and last but not least

Maggie Thatcher so we could burn her....... Opps did i say that .....

Sorry miners son and all that.......

Barry

[Len Gribble]

Hi Mike

Mine would be

Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac) in the words of 10cc I’m in love
Todd Carty (East enders what a gent)
Mother in law
Richard Branson
The Cook (wife)

Sham you didn’t extend it to six or seven one of them would have been you.

Barry not being a football person which British club won the UEFA Cup?  No joke; if it’s Arsenal or Man U I don’t want a reply, as I have to listen to my wife and brother-in-law every Sunday lunchtime in the working mans club, if it’s another that would make my day.

Len

[SMP]

Hi Mike,

You're right it's not easy but here goes:-

Alan Whicker
Rachel De Thame (ask my wife   )
Chris Beardshaw (the BBC flying gardener - if a ****** gardener can get to fly round in a helicopter and get paid for it he can tell the secret to operating the first Helicopter Mount in the UK     )
John Brown ( deceased leader of the labour party - I wouldn't  say I particularly support labours views but that chap had real charisma - I reckon he would have been a damm good PM).
MY WIFE - if Rachel's coming there's no way my wife will let me out without a chaperone!!!!

Cheers

[Ken Wainwright]

After much thought, I'd like to make the evenings conversation as interesting and heated as possible. So I'd have:

Bernard Manning
Naomi Campbell
Enoch Powell
Claire Short
Bob Geldof

Just light the touch paper and take a few steps back :

Safe and happy eating cleaning
Ken

[Ian Gourlay]

Mr Bean would be a good one as when I had a shop he and his mate Steve Fry turned up on Christmas as customers and had the place in stiches.

I would also have to invite Tony Blair Chere and Carol as Ive been round their place for drinks.

Whoops thats five and I have not got to Paul McCartney and Nicol Kidman

[Neil Gott]

Moses
The Buddha
Jesus
Mohammed
Guru Nanak

I reckon they would get along very well, unlike some of their followers.

[Phil Marlor]

1. My late Uncle (the most wonderful man I have ever met.
2. John Lennon
3. Marilyn Monroe (For some glamour)
4. Brian Wilson (Beach Boys)  
5. Eric Morcombe (For the entertainment)

Others might include Laural & Hardy, Ken Dodd, Neil Armstrong, Regi Kray, Peter Cook, Rene Arnoux, Buddy Holly, Viki Michele.

Phil  

[gwrightson]

Seems you got quite a reponse mike, some very interesting answer
But had me thinking i wonder what sort of answers you
would have had forthcoming if the question would have been
something like who would you invite for dinner and for breakfast the next morning ? could be quite a different response I wonder ?
any replies  
geoff

[gwrightson]

no doubt you would be interested to hear my guests for breakfast  
ill post when seen some answers  

[Alex]

Hard question really, but here goes:

1. Demi Moore (Ask her on a date )
2. Peter Kay (nick some of his jokes )
3. Richard Branson (Become his best friend )
4. Hitler (Understand why )
5. Eric Cantona (Pure Genius and a god for Man United so he’s invited)

I would love John Lennon there too with Pink Floyd in the background play the music.

[HolmansUKLTD]

Eric Bristow
John Lowe
Jocky Wilson
Leighton Reece
Phil Taylor

As you can tell i am a darts fan!!!